Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

Not that we need any more proof that Bob is an idiot...but I work in sheet metal and I am very confident that the "jerbs" my co-workers and I have will never be in danger of becoming obsolete due to machines. Only human beings could make our whole shop run. I was just thinking out this today, I'm sure it goes for many other blue collar "jerbs" too.

that is perhaps the greatest irony in his "jerbs" argument. In fact, many could argue that we are in the unemployment situation we are in America is because the lack of folks going for good, skilled, and high to moderately paying technical jobs like metalworking, carpentry, masonry, sheet metal, electricians, etc... while people pursue degrees that won't help them get hired or make them any degree of money. Then again, Bob doesn't see it as a problem with schools luring students to take out alot of student loan debt under false pretenses because of "muh superior college education" argument he takes on so hard.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Jesus effing Christ REALLY?! It's been eight months and MovieBob STILL hasn't accepted that Hilary lost because she was a shady candidate who tried way too hard to appeal to millenials?!

Sorry if I'm sperging out a bit, but the nigga needs to make like Elsa and let it go already.

Also lol at him not understanding "Breaking Bad."

He's one of many who haven't accept the fact that Hillary lost and will not be the US President.

Well Hillary herself hasn't accepted it either and is still ranting on about how misogyny kept her out of the White House.

 

[TonyTopps]

Bob hates morally gray stories. I remember him saying that the original Assassin's Creed's narrative of "are the assassins really the good guys and the Templar the bad guys?" childish and said 2 was much better because they dropped this premise.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Well Hillary herself hasn't accepted it either and is still ranting on about how misogyny kept her out of the White House.

Also Russians, the Trump campaign, her speech writers, and Obama.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Also Russians, the Trump campaign, her speech writers, and Obama.

The moment when Lena Dunham endorsed her is when I immediately switched to Trump. Well that and she said something amongst the lines of "they say we can't make America great again. Well tell that to the Cavaliers!" and I was all what the fuck does that even mean? (May not be the exact quote)

 

[HY 140]

Also lol at him not understanding "Breaking Bad."

it doesnt have Nintendo or Mario in it, what did you expect, and it also featured A WHITE MALE PROTAGONIST

 

[Gordon Cole]

Again, no fan of Trump here, but even then this is a reach:

Evil Nazi cops and Vidya journalists are plotting their decades-long plan to kill America from the inside!:

And lastly, dating advice from an incel and football advice from a failed punter:

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Yeah, that awful, racist NFL which gets leery about signing on mediocre QBs who spent the past season turning every game into a political protest.

 

[Lorento]

You fucking idiot Bob. Khan and Trump feuded before when Khan said that Trump was not welcome in London months ago. What is wrong with you?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

You fucking idiot Bob. Khan and Trump feuded before when Khan said that Trump was not welcome in London months ago. What is wrong with you?

Uh I would think Bob knows more about London than you do, Lorento. I mean, apparently he had an ancestor who came from there.

 

[Clay Claymore]

Again, no fan of Trump here, but even then this is a reach:
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Evil Nazi cops and Vidya journalists are plotting their decades-long plan to kill America from the inside!:
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And lastly, dating advice from an incel and football advice from a failed punter:
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"Don't date Gamergate."

Why do they keep bringing up Gamergate? That was years ago! Of course, these people also haven't gotten over that Hilary is not their president, so that's kinda par for the course.

 

[Positron]

Serious question. Was Bob fucked from the moment he was born or was there ever some hope for him?

Let's say the internet ruined him.

Without youtube/TGWTG he would still be a nobody, a shelf stocker in a video store or game store perhaps, whose audience of his Mario delusions and anti-Trump rants are limited to his fellow employees, who would doubtless avoid him whenever they can. Left with nobody to rant to he would likely have cut the crap out. Now that he has a sizable following, asspatters, and a Patreon income, he feels he is somehow important, an "elite", and has the motivation to go full rtard for all to see.

 

[AnOminous]

"Don't date Gamergate."

They literally masturbate to Gamergate, like David "Ass Boy" Gallant.

 

[Keystone]

Let's say the internet ruined him.

Without youtube/TGWTG he would still be a nobody, a shelf stocker in a video store or game store perhaps, whose audience of his Mario delusions and anti-Trump rants are limited to his fellow employees, who would doubtless avoid him whenever they can. Left with nobody to rant to he would likely have cut the crap out. Now that he has a sizable following, asspatters, and a Patreon income, he feels he is somehow important, an "elite", and has the motivation to go full rtard for all to see.

Eh, I doubt it. He would've done the same thing he did at the Escapist -- run his mouth until he got shitcanned. He'd be right where he is now in any timeline; the difference is he wouldn't be getting Patreon shekels without YT/TGWTG. In time, he'd be just another one of those people that end up on a TLC show that showcases 500+ lb people.

 

[RockVolnutt]

"Don't date Gamergate."

Why do they keep bringing up Gamergate? That was years ago! Of course, these people also haven't gotten over that Hilary is not their president, so that's kinda par for the course.

Donald Trump is Gamergate. Haven't you noticed Trump thinks reporters have been full of shit like how Gators did? Zoe may as well be renamed Pandora with the horrors that came out of her box.

 

[Count groudon]

Again, no fan of Trump here, but even then this is a reach:
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Evil Nazi cops and Vidya journalists are plotting their decades-long plan to kill America from the inside!:
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And lastly, dating advice from an incel and football advice from a failed punter:
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"Don't date anybody who goes against our narrative. Don't do it. Fuck trying to love someone unconditionally because they make your life better just by being in it despite having views you don't agree with. Just keep your unfaltering faith in the hive mind!"

Well, we certainly don't have to worry about ol' Bobby dating a member of the alt-right, a gamergater, or a white supremacist. You really don't have to worry about him dating anyone at all, actually

 

[Bungleboy]

Cults tend to advise against fraternizing with people of other viewpoints.

Just saying.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Again, no fan of Trump here, but even then this is a reach:
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Nice one Bob. Trump was completely in the wrong and you still fucked it up.

"Don't date Gamergate."

Why do they keep bringing up Gamergate? That was years ago! Of course, these people also haven't gotten over that Hilary is not their president, so that's kinda par for the course.

Gamergate is their boogieman, before it they assumed they had consensus. Gamergate showed them otherwise, because they're in the end stupid and uncomfortable with complexity they see Gamergate as the cause not the symptom. So Gamergate still exists because people are still calling bob a fat proto-Facist and can't get anywhere career wise rather the more obvious reason that he's a fat proto-facist who got fired from Escapist for being an actual proto-facist.

 

[StraightShooter]

Bob calling other people resentful nerd man children with toxic fantasies is so hypocritical it hurts. I know it's been established for a long time that he has absolutely no self awareness, but I think he's dug the hole even further. How is this even possible?

Spoiler: Obvious Answer

:autism:

Reminds me of this old video of him telling gamers not to be fat and lazy:

 

[Clay Claymore]

More sperging about Trump and his possible impact on pop culture.

As if his obsession with Donald Trump couldn't be more pathetic, here's Bob comparing THE ADDAMS FAMILY to Trump. No, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.