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That's the guy who was complaining that people were trying to find out what car he bought,and now he's there attention whoring with pic of the said car.
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In my opinion, it is a 2017 Toyota Corolla XSE...starting at $22,680. The bump is the spoiler on the trunk, and the rear lights wrap around onto the quarter panel.
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He can't have people taking the spotlight from him. The car was supposed to be his to reveal and whore out.
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Phil is just the perfect example of youtube "celebrity" and its toxic nature. Its utterly fascinating how his whole online presence is there to prevent him from having to get a job, but it has completely and totally taken over his life and his personality. He has zero personal life. He has to dedicate his entire life both worrying about what random people on the internet say and think about him, while at the same time, claiming he doesn't care what random people on the internet say and think about him. One would imagine that not having a 9-5 job would give a person so much freedom, but in reality, he is completely in a self created prison. Just a normal job would be easier and make more sense than begging for internet pennies and spending hours twittering out messages.
I just really do not understand at all the draw people see in trying to develop a public, online persona.
I just really do not understand at all the draw people see in trying to develop a public, online persona.
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I think at this point it may be true he can't find a job that will pay him as much TODAY as YouTube. DSP only thinks about today though not the future. It would be in his best interest to find a job now so he is making decent money in 5 years and even more in 10 years. If Phil waits he is going to be 40 making minimum wage.
I also think a part of him thinks he just has to hang on and he will get back to making six figures. Like a gambler who won big but lost it all Phil is holding out until another company like Machinima signs him to a big money contract because they respect his 8 year legacy.
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It has sucked the life out of him, and drove away all his friends. Since Leanna left he's been posting more. He has a void now where leanna was so he has to post 1000 times on instagram to his online "friends". Can't wait to see where he is in 6 months.
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It's gotta be so tiring being a fan of Phil's. He demands so much of them. He expects them to watch dozens of videos a day, catch the live stream as well, throw some money at him to help pay his bills or he might not make it, and now pay attention to his social media so he doesn't feel so alone. He hasn't outright said it yet, but the next stop on this ride is gonna be him asking for people to interact with him on Instagram and Twitter.
But he's perfectly fine, remember? The only social interaction a person needs is contact with people online. Summer camps are for pansy kids and it's possible to be a normal human being while only leaving your house for food.
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Had to chop them off to keep it from spreading?
This becomes really obvious when he fights the mirror match. Opposing Paul doesn't spam Burning Fist or shoulder charge. Opposing King does impressive combos chains. And DSP just sits there, gaping mouth and doesn't even think to learn that.
It's like a tech tree for him. He took this route and opponent took another. Nothing he could do about that.
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"I paid these game devs $60 for the ingredients to make my work of art!" - DSP
"I PAID THESE GAME DEVS $60 FOR THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE MY WORK OF ART!"
"I PAID THESE GAME DEVS $60 FOR THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE MY WORK OF ART!"
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To be fair, it's the Seattle Mariners were talking about here. I wouldn't want a picture of that stadium either considering the "fantastic" baseball they've played for the past 13 years.
As ridiculous as it sounds, I think there actually might be some credibility to the hypothesis he's trying to attract a new full time girlfriend with all his shitposting on Instagram lately. Some of his selfies are played for laughs obviously, but the picture @Keystone posted in particular I think is him, in his own dumb but subtle way, saying "Look at what a catch I am ladies."
Some of the comments are pretty funny on that photo, but this one is by far is my favorite. Her account's pretty barren, so this might be a troll. I can imagine this probably tickled Phil's dickle though.
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I refuse to believe he EVER made six figures from this shit. There's just no way. I know it's a weird world, but c'mon, logic still exists in SOME form or fashion...right?
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Just looked at his Twitter he has been tweeting his whole day with instagram pictures (I assume for his illiterate viewers.). He must have been so lonely running errands by himself.
It was one of the few things he actually did with Leanna so maybe he actually felt the downside of the breakup today.
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Given all of Phil's statements and his emotional behavior when he is communicating them, Phil seems to have tremendous relief that Leanna is gone.
I think it's been a long time since he had any deep feelings for her, if he ever did at all beyond, "Wow dood...I've got a girlfriend that's still in high school. OM OM OM OM OM."
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he's becoming like Spoony
except Phil was never funny
except Phil was never funny
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At least Phil makes regular content and only scams his patrons once in a while.
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I still cannot get over how big of a resemblance he bares to Dante from Clerks--especially Clerks 2 when he was actually closer to Phil's age.
But shit, at least Dante from the original Clerks worked a steady job at the age of 22, had friends, and a desire to do more with his life. That's more than ol' GoutsydePhil can say about himself.
Besides that--I cannot imagine how absolutely stressful it must be to have to sustain your entire life based off of YouTube ad revenue and Twitch donations. I could not have that sort of capriciousness in my life; knowing that my income varies from month to month would put me in a perpetual state of anxiety and dread. At least with a steady job you know exactly what your income is and can plan your expenses around that. I'm surprised Phil hasn't lost his entire head of hair from stress at this point, but it's fair to say that for his age he isn't looking too good.
But shit, at least Dante from the original Clerks worked a steady job at the age of 22, had friends, and a desire to do more with his life. That's more than ol' GoutsydePhil can say about himself.
Besides that--I cannot imagine how absolutely stressful it must be to have to sustain your entire life based off of YouTube ad revenue and Twitch donations. I could not have that sort of capriciousness in my life; knowing that my income varies from month to month would put me in a perpetual state of anxiety and dread. At least with a steady job you know exactly what your income is and can plan your expenses around that. I'm surprised Phil hasn't lost his entire head of hair from stress at this point, but it's fair to say that for his age he isn't looking too good.
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This aspect is precisely why when DSP baits people with calling detractors "dumbfuck kids" and "losers who have never achieved anything in life" it is indescribably sweet to fuck with his mind and get him so paranoid that even gardeners are coming out of the woodwork to steal all the money he has.
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