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Her voice is cute, very fitting for a clumsy girl with a bubbly, confident personality. I feel sorry for her being mistreaten by her family. Her husband is just so cold. 
🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
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Yeah...uhhh....how do I say it...Her voice is cute, very fitting for a clumsy girl with a bubbly, confident personality. I feel sorry for her being mistreaten by her family. Her husband is just so cold.
I'd make a post about it, but I am currently hella busy with work. Just a tease then...
My buddy was checking DMCA's filed by Pizzacake, and one of the recent ones was Rule34.xxx.
I went on there...and found shit so horrible...I am actually genuinely debating whether I should post these here or not.
Let's just say, one guy's so obsessed with Ellen's family, you can experience her bubbly, confident personality in full...
The worst offender is a drawing, based on this image...yes, it depicts all 4 of them...
HOW'S THAT FOR PROTECTING YOUR CHILDREN FROM CHILD PORN, HUH?
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Harvested from that post
(also the drawing is father fucking daughter and the son fucking Ellen... if this isn't a sign to get you and your family off the fucking internet then I don't know what is)
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Rule34 XXX is a fascinatingly horrible site.
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Imagine if THIS was why Ellen wrote that her daughter was going through personal problems...if THIS was the purpose behind her daughter's inclusion in her Zombie comic...and why she was so protective of her in it, making comics about sexualising children...
...because her daughter found this porn of herself online...
...something only caused by Ellen herself.
...I'll be making a post about it in a few days, when I'm done with my stuff. I will need to format my findings and archive everything, also make sure it's done as tastefully as possible.
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That’s it im cutting down the internet
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Wild, it turns out your mom whoring herself out in both drawings and literally tends to draw in perverts!
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...
So, here's my constructive criticism of this work.
That concludes my constructive criticism of this work.
Yeah, no, how the hell am I to give constructive critivism to the literally blandest comic ever that makes up random BS for a plot?
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Apologies for doublepost, but I felt it needed its own post...and I had to make it now, to vent my frustration with learning all of this...
...usually, when I make posts like these, even during research, I end up laughing at whatever Ellen has done, whether it's because of how bad her work is, what horrible takes she has, or due to some other, situational reason.
...the same was true for even things like Mombie 10, which, at the time, I believed to depict sexual assault in a literal sense...
However, the following revelation, one that I have come to after analysing the comics indepth and the context behind them...genuinely made me depressed.
When I started out (as I have mentioned before, it was the Hot Blind Wife Guy comic that has actually lead me to discover Pizzacake's other side), I couldn't have possibly imagined the extent to which Ellen has, in various ways, hurt everyone around her.
And, worst of all, with each passing day that I spend analysing what she does, looking up stuff, going through her Discord and Patreon leaks...I realise how truly horrifying Ellen is.
People dismissing anything Ellen does as pure leftist ragebait have it easy. They, due to only finding out surface level info about Ellen, have never discovered any of this, and they can stay in their dumb, joyful state of bashing her for unrelated reasons.
Me, however?
I had to look up, archive and find more info about this.
I saw all of those images, in full quality, each one making my eyes bleed with higher and higher intensity.
Those poor, poor kids. They'll never have a chance of having a normal life...
This is the turning point.
One does not simply come back from this, unscathed.
It will leave pernament trauma in you, for it is not even the images by themselves that are painful...but the implications for the grander Ellen lore...
Don't say I didn't warn you.
One more warning before we begin, then.
I will be putting some porn in here, behind spoiler tags, for illustrative purposes. This will include porn depicting Ellen's mother.
However, when we get to her children, I WILL NOT be providing anything more than the links to the works, as well as the archive links.
It's, first of all, horribly fucked up, second, I have suffered through enough and I do not want to subject you to this, third...
It's literal CSAM, based on Ellen's actual children.
There's also a fourth reason why not, and I will get to it later...oh, I will get to it later...
Working on stuff like the psycho analysis means that I gotta keep up with all the sources.
My buddy working on this has, for instance, recently checked up on Ellen's enormous wall of DMCA takedowns.
She was, in part, inspired by the post that you all have already seen, where Ellen has shared a video with all of her family voices, where she replied that she didn't want her kids to be used by someone's AI for nefarious purposes.
Bar takedowns for restaurant chains literally baking pizzacake...
...there was another that has piqued my interest.
(archive)
Rule34.xxx, a website where people upload legally obtained porn drawings of other people.
So, what happens if you look up Pizzacake here?
...some stolen comics that Ellen hasn't yet managed to take down, as well as a few pics of Ellen, as drawn by other people. Tame shit.
...now, let's see what happens if we lookup Ellen specifically?
...well, that was anticlimactic, guess there's no child porn the-
What, did you really think I was done?
Lemme tell you why that is.
See, both tags actually have a lot more works attached to them.
However, most of those works are only done by two artists.
What I did here is filter out both of them.
Now, let's see what happens when we remove them both.
...yeah...let's address the elephant in the room, shall we?
...and let's make it quick, because I am pretty sure at least ONE of these works contains an elephant engaged in a mating session with Ellen...
The first artist on the list, nsxfdw...frankly, has an obsession with Ellen torture porn.
Hell, most of his other works feature Ellen, just untagged. And they have no AI tag either, making me, frankly, concerned.
Ellen in a MAGA hat getting raped, Ellen fucked by multiple animals at once, Ellen drowned in a toilet...there's a lot to unpack here...but, frankly, I do NOT want to get into it, as there's a more pressing matter.
The second artist, Koni Urameshi.
Now, in order to find out more about him, I tried googling him.
This gave me a Twitter, where he apparently made commissions...which seems to be dead. His commissions page gets some traffic, however.
Since he's a commission artist, this means that what I am about to show you was either commissioned a total of 8 separate times by one guy, or Koni himself made all of this.
...yeah, 8...in the quest to find more about the artist, I have found yet more works of his on Paheal...which means we gotta discuss that situation too.
rule34.paheal.net is even older than rule34.xxx, though it seems to be even weirder on the copyright front.
As you can see, most of the works there are just direct rips from Ellen's Patreon, most uploaded between April 16 and April 18.
Some other works shine through, however, including three AI generated porn comics done in her style.
It will never not be funny to me how AI is genuinely better at making Pizzacake comics than Ellen herself.
..that wasn't always the case though, and Koni Urameshi HAS had some of the works uploaded there before then...and yeah, there's two I haven't seen yet.
We will go through them, one by one, starting from the least painful, to the most painful.
You will, however, quickly realise something about said person...
The first image is a gangbang, featuring Ellen and five guys.
(archive)
First of all, the comments are utterly hilarious.
This one was probably inspired by the infamous table gangbang drawing made a few months prior to this one's publication.
However, and it's the first hint towards what I want to tell you about the artist...
The outfit's taken from one of her other works released around the same time.
(archive)
(kemono)
what I find funnier, however, is the fact that...Ellen might have ripped it off a few weeks later?
(archive)
(kemono)
Next work, then, is the first one to feature Elisabeth...one of five I've found...
It's, however, also the only work not featuring her in a sexual scenario.
See, this work is actually an edit of this comic, by Pizzacake.
(archive)
What the edit does is replace the third panel with one of Ellen getting DP'd.
(full) (just the panel)
(archive full) (archive just the panel)
We, then, get to the last solo comic featuring Ellen.
This time, it follows up on this comic by Pizzacake.
(archive)
You can probably tell what's gonna be in that one.
(archive)
...yeah...as you can probably tell by now, the guy who commissioned/made these is a BIG Pizzacake fan, to the point they actively follow their comics to base their porn on.
This, therefore, leads us to the first comic involving Ellen's family member, this time, her mom, as featured in, for instance, this comic of hers.
(archive)
The artwork depicts Ellen's mom blowing someone she calls "honey" (I'll assume she means her husband that is not dead for 30 years by now).
(archive)
...at this point, we hit the pit of despair.
The comic onwards will all feature Elisabeth (one time also Boston!) in a sexual scenario of varying kinds.
Again, my prior stated rules apply. I will only be providing links and describing what happens in them.
The first one of them depicts Elisabeth, standing in a corridor, on her phone, disgusted, as she watches Ellen get fucked by a stranger against the wall.
(archive)
The comments begin to get absolutely disgusting by now.
The second one is from Paheal, and it depicts Elisabeth, laying on Ellen, the two clothed, but engaged in a hot and sweaty makeout session...god help my eyes...
(archive)
No comments here.
The third one is where shit gets REAL disgusting. Elisabeth, naked, gets fucked by some guy (probably not Jeff), while Ellen (clothed) holds her arm, and is implied to be fucked by another guy herself.
(archive)
No comments there, also...
Then...the fourth work...oh dear, the fourth work...
By now, I am physically cold IRL.
The heater is on, but my limbs are all cold. My body quakes in anguish.
For the fourth work, we, once again, need some context.
(archive)
As I have talked about in the past, this was all based on a comic where the punchline was prostitution.
A comic which got a nude alt on her Patreon.
This image...involving shirtless werewolf Boston...mummy Elisabeth...and werewolf Jeff...
...
...had a porn version, involving Elisabeth getting fucked by Boston, and Elisabeth fucked by Jeff, all in their respective monster forms...
(archive)
...and...yeah...
...remember, this is all done by a fan of hers.
Someone who subscribes to her Patreon.
Follows everything she does.
Those same fans...that she claims protect her from her haters...are actually doing all the work themselves...
...the "haters" were protecting Pizzacake's family all along...and Ellen never realised this.
She was so blinded by pure rage that she treated all of this as a critique of her.
She deleted any and all posts that had people tell her to stop putting her kids online.
(archive)
Hell, they knew this would happen with this specific comic all along...
...what did Ellen do?
Now, at this point, you're probably asking yourselves one question.
...does her daughter know Ellen's fans made porn of her?
...
...
...
Let's get to that difficult truth...
Let what I post speak for itself...
One thing before we begin, her daughter is aware of Pizzacake's online status.
In an interview by ComicLab Podcast, at around 1 hour mark, the following question is asked.
Just the relevant clip, since MP3 does not seem to work here...
I do have this comic, titled "My daughter needs therapy now"...welp...
(archive)
Okay, now, let's...welp...
First, "A bit chaotic lately..."
(archive)
(kemono)
...then...Mombie part 5, where she involved her daughter for the first time, which eventually turned into a story about implied sexual assault and underage sex...
Here's part 5 of the psychoanalysis with all the relevant links.
And here's the post where I go into that comic more indepth.
Then...this comment...under the previous post...
(archive)
The literal next comic she made afterwards?
I have brought up parts 7, 8 and 10 enough in this context before so that I don't need to recap any of it...but the next comic also features Boston...hmmmm...
Hmmm...
Actually, we'll stop by part 8 for a second, for this comment in particular.
(archive)
...then part 9 for this comment...
(archive)
Then...this comic...
(archive)
Then, her hiatus message...
(archive)
...and the comment she made under it...
...then, finally, Mombie 12 post on Patreon...
(archive)
(kemono)
For the record...
December 17...
DMCA...December 21...
Remember my post about that Tiktok trend?
...this could end up so, SO bad for them...
...this, then, leads me to uncover the final truth...one that I will reveal after this spoiler ends...
One more warning before we begin, then.
I will be putting some porn in here, behind spoiler tags, for illustrative purposes. This will include porn depicting Ellen's mother.
However, when we get to her children, I WILL NOT be providing anything more than the links to the works, as well as the archive links.
It's, first of all, horribly fucked up, second, I have suffered through enough and I do not want to subject you to this, third...
It's literal CSAM, based on Ellen's actual children.
There's also a fourth reason why not, and I will get to it later...oh, I will get to it later...
Working on stuff like the psycho analysis means that I gotta keep up with all the sources.
My buddy working on this has, for instance, recently checked up on Ellen's enormous wall of DMCA takedowns.
She was, in part, inspired by the post that you all have already seen, where Ellen has shared a video with all of her family voices, where she replied that she didn't want her kids to be used by someone's AI for nefarious purposes.
Bar takedowns for restaurant chains literally baking pizzacake...
...there was another that has piqued my interest.
(archive)
Rule34.xxx, a website where people upload legally obtained porn drawings of other people.
So, what happens if you look up Pizzacake here?
...now, let's see what happens if we lookup Ellen specifically?
What, did you really think I was done?
Lemme tell you why that is.
See, both tags actually have a lot more works attached to them.
However, most of those works are only done by two artists.
What I did here is filter out both of them.
Now, let's see what happens when we remove them both.
...and let's make it quick, because I am pretty sure at least ONE of these works contains an elephant engaged in a mating session with Ellen...
The first artist on the list, nsxfdw...frankly, has an obsession with Ellen torture porn.
Hell, most of his other works feature Ellen, just untagged. And they have no AI tag either, making me, frankly, concerned.
Ellen in a MAGA hat getting raped, Ellen fucked by multiple animals at once, Ellen drowned in a toilet...there's a lot to unpack here...but, frankly, I do NOT want to get into it, as there's a more pressing matter.
The second artist, Koni Urameshi.
Now, in order to find out more about him, I tried googling him.
This gave me a Twitter, where he apparently made commissions...which seems to be dead. His commissions page gets some traffic, however.
Since he's a commission artist, this means that what I am about to show you was either commissioned a total of 8 separate times by one guy, or Koni himself made all of this.
...yeah, 8...in the quest to find more about the artist, I have found yet more works of his on Paheal...which means we gotta discuss that situation too.
rule34.paheal.net is even older than rule34.xxx, though it seems to be even weirder on the copyright front.
As you can see, most of the works there are just direct rips from Ellen's Patreon, most uploaded between April 16 and April 18.
..that wasn't always the case though, and Koni Urameshi HAS had some of the works uploaded there before then...and yeah, there's two I haven't seen yet.
We will go through them, one by one, starting from the least painful, to the most painful.
You will, however, quickly realise something about said person...
The first image is a gangbang, featuring Ellen and five guys.
(archive)
This one was probably inspired by the infamous table gangbang drawing made a few months prior to this one's publication.
However, and it's the first hint towards what I want to tell you about the artist...
The outfit's taken from one of her other works released around the same time.
(archive)
(kemono)
(archive)
(kemono)
Next work, then, is the first one to feature Elisabeth...one of five I've found...
It's, however, also the only work not featuring her in a sexual scenario.
See, this work is actually an edit of this comic, by Pizzacake.
(archive)
What the edit does is replace the third panel with one of Ellen getting DP'd.
(full) (just the panel)
(archive full) (archive just the panel)
We, then, get to the last solo comic featuring Ellen.
This time, it follows up on this comic by Pizzacake.
(archive)
You can probably tell what's gonna be in that one.
(archive)
...yeah...as you can probably tell by now, the guy who commissioned/made these is a BIG Pizzacake fan, to the point they actively follow their comics to base their porn on.
This, therefore, leads us to the first comic involving Ellen's family member, this time, her mom, as featured in, for instance, this comic of hers.
(archive)
The artwork depicts Ellen's mom blowing someone she calls "honey" (I'll assume she means her husband that is not dead for 30 years by now).
(archive)
...at this point, we hit the pit of despair.
The comic onwards will all feature Elisabeth (one time also Boston!) in a sexual scenario of varying kinds.
Again, my prior stated rules apply. I will only be providing links and describing what happens in them.
The first one of them depicts Elisabeth, standing in a corridor, on her phone, disgusted, as she watches Ellen get fucked by a stranger against the wall.
(archive)
The comments begin to get absolutely disgusting by now.
The second one is from Paheal, and it depicts Elisabeth, laying on Ellen, the two clothed, but engaged in a hot and sweaty makeout session...god help my eyes...
(archive)
No comments here.
The third one is where shit gets REAL disgusting. Elisabeth, naked, gets fucked by some guy (probably not Jeff), while Ellen (clothed) holds her arm, and is implied to be fucked by another guy herself.
(archive)
No comments there, also...
Then...the fourth work...oh dear, the fourth work...
By now, I am physically cold IRL.
The heater is on, but my limbs are all cold. My body quakes in anguish.
For the fourth work, we, once again, need some context.
This is the said family comic.
(archive)
As I have talked about in the past, this was all based on a comic where the punchline was prostitution.
A comic which got a nude alt on her Patreon.
This image...involving shirtless werewolf Boston...mummy Elisabeth...and werewolf Jeff...
...
...had a porn version, involving Elisabeth getting fucked by Boston, and Elisabeth fucked by Jeff, all in their respective monster forms...
(archive)
...and...yeah...
...remember, this is all done by a fan of hers.
Someone who subscribes to her Patreon.
Follows everything she does.
Those same fans...that she claims protect her from her haters...are actually doing all the work themselves...
...the "haters" were protecting Pizzacake's family all along...and Ellen never realised this.
She was so blinded by pure rage that she treated all of this as a critique of her.
She deleted any and all posts that had people tell her to stop putting her kids online.
(archive)
Hell, they knew this would happen with this specific comic all along...
...what did Ellen do?
Now, at this point, you're probably asking yourselves one question.
...does her daughter know Ellen's fans made porn of her?
...
...
...
Let's get to that difficult truth...
Let what I post speak for itself...
One thing before we begin, her daughter is aware of Pizzacake's online status.
In an interview by ComicLab Podcast, at around 1 hour mark, the following question is asked.
I do have this comic, titled "My daughter needs therapy now"...welp...
(archive)
Okay, now, let's...welp...
First, "A bit chaotic lately..."
(archive)
(kemono)
...then...Mombie part 5, where she involved her daughter for the first time, which eventually turned into a story about implied sexual assault and underage sex...
Here's part 5 of the psychoanalysis with all the relevant links.
And here's the post where I go into that comic more indepth.
Then...this comment...under the previous post...
(archive)
The literal next comic she made afterwards?
I have brought up parts 7, 8 and 10 enough in this context before so that I don't need to recap any of it...but the next comic also features Boston...hmmmm...
Hmmm...
Actually, we'll stop by part 8 for a second, for this comment in particular.
(archive)
...then part 9 for this comment...
(archive)
Then...this comic...
(archive)
Then, her hiatus message...
(archive)
...and the comment she made under it...
...then, finally, Mombie 12 post on Patreon...
(archive)
(kemono)
For the record...
December 17...
DMCA...December 21...
...if you don't see it yet...allow me to explain...
...her Mombie comic (a seeming allegory for sexual assault) which prominently featured her daughter...all of her sudden concern with her children's privacy...all of the Operation Snark Sink...all of this...
...
...
...this is so painful to say
when I realised this, I was shocked, broken...
...it was because her daughter...found porn of herself online...
...her daughter learned she became a victim of her own mother's porn fame...
...and Ellen cannot do anything about it.
What can she? It's all up online. It's publically accessible. And no DMCA will stop that.
This, then, leads to another big revelation that I haven't even yet stated....her Mombie comic (a seeming allegory for sexual assault) which prominently featured her daughter...all of her sudden concern with her children's privacy...all of the Operation Snark Sink...all of this...
...
...
...this is so painful to say
when I realised this, I was shocked, broken...
...it was because her daughter...found porn of herself online...
...her daughter learned she became a victim of her own mother's porn fame...
...and Ellen cannot do anything about it.
What can she? It's all up online. It's publically accessible. And no DMCA will stop that.
Remember my post about that Tiktok trend?
...remember, everyone online knows where they live...I, eventually, however, DID find that post of hers, turns out I just forgot about that offset button.
Now, before I post the video...
What you gotta know is that Ellen is notoriously horrible with internet privacy...what? You knew that already?
Well, anyway, bar her including them as her comic characters, complete with their real life names, she has posted pictures of her actual children on her social media countless times.
We never had their voice though.
Well, guess what, fuckers.
Okay, so, bar the elephant in the room which I have addressed above...this video shows that Ellen's family is about as disfunctional as you could expect.
Ellen, noticeably drunk, follows a dumb Tiktok trend (wait, I thought that Tiktok was evil because it was Trump controlled?) where she tells her family members that she saw a bird...yeah...
The reactions?
Boston, her son, due to being a low functioning autistic, processes what Ellen has to say, but then dismisses it and asks her if they can play.
This shows several big problems with her methods upbringing.
1. Ellen doesn't bother with elaborating what she means to Boston, despite his difficulties with processing information. This shows an excessive lack of care.
2. Boston asks Ellen if they can play, possibly showing that he's attention starved. This could mean that Ellen genuinely doesn't care about her children, despite literally sitting on her ass all day at home with nothing better to do.
Jeff, her husband, has better shit to do (watch hockey) and doesn't pay much attention to Ellen. After a while, to snuff her out, he asks her to specify what kind of bird it is, after which Ellen bullshits her way through. Jeff then proceeds to google the information to see if she's lying...which Ellen treats as something insanely hot? What?
This behaviour is actually something Ellen has made a comic about in the past.
In short, Jeff genuinely does not give a fuck about Ellen and treats any and all information she gives him as (rightfully) attention seeking and pure bullshit.
Elisabeth, her daughter, does the same thing, but realises this almost instantly. She instead starts laughing at her mom for being a moron for trying to get her to participate in this charade. Again, the fact that she has this reaction might imply that Ellen does not give a fuck about her, as if that was the case, her suddenly showing up, only to say she saw a bird, would be an instant tell.
Hell, Ellen says this happens so often, she was able to predict that response. This is a given.
...after all of that, you might have thought (rightfully) that Ellen should really invest more effort in protecting her children's privacy.
After all, she knows what this can lead to.
What steps did she take in order to protect her kids from the internet?
...uhhhh...she prohibits THEM access to the internet so they can't see exactly HOW Ellen's exploiting them, meaning they have to believe HER about everything relating to THEM online.
This is an equivalent of Ellen having her kids put on bulletproof ballistic vests, only to then shoot them for solid three minutes with a full auto Uzi.
...this could end up so, SO bad for them...
...this, then, leads me to uncover the final truth...one that I will reveal after this spoiler ends...
Conclusion: As can be seen in the section above, throrought all of what I posted, one thing becomes extremely apparent.
Just like I wrote in my Simpcity post...
...Ellen never cared about her kids.
Their wellbeing was always expandable for her.
She ignored them for long periods of time, using them in her thinly veiled porn adverts of her comics, then when people told her to stop, for their own sake, she blocked them, deleted their posts, called them haters.
Eventually, when her own fans started making porn of her literal children...and her children learned of this...Ellen realised it was too far, but instead of doing anything about it, she made a comic further exploiting her daughter for clicks, which she used as a venting tool about her daughter's lack of privacy and abuse by the internet...filed several DMCA claims...and even when she appeared to have left the internet, she still kept posting stuff endangering her children online, on both Patreon and Discord...
Her kids are nothing more to her than toilet paper.
Ellen is, truly, a horrorcow now.
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Jeff sounds so drained of life.
I really wonder what the true relationship dynamic between these two is. Is he even excited to be Ellen's and Jamal's personal ATM? Or is he just stuck there because he busted two nuts without protection into a woman that didn't love him and let's other men fuck her to keep her calm?
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I wish her parents would step in and take her kids
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I have to say, when you first started your deep psychological analysis and deep dives on Ellen, I mostly just found it amusing. Her children finding out their mother's porn is obviously inevitable, due to her negligent lack of effort to separate her online and private lives. But her daughter finding out these drawing of herself is on a whole other level of... I don't even know what.
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So the real million-dollar question: If zombification is an allegory for having porn made of you, what does that make the stuff she drew? Does it have to even make sense? If a narcissist falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, does she have to tell everyone it happened?
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Let's see you simp for her now, @Executive Petrel
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Sadly, her father is dead for a long time and her mom seems to be in some cult, apparently.
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If she wanted to be a porn star she should have done it before she had kids and hung up the cleats when it was time to start a family. Somehow the kids finding porn their mom made while they were sleeping down the hall seems way worse than them encountering pics of her from decades ago.
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