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🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
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...alright...sorry for taking so long, I had real life stuff to worry about, then I wanted to be done with the Pen Pals post, do some setup for the Part 6, which is gonna be long, I looked up some of the things related to her previous comic, DialTones, her older works, ect, an-
Welp, thanks, SPVRGNUKE guy! Kinda sad I don't have anything more to share with you atm.
Luckily, Ellen's not going anywhere, I can take as much time as I want on this. After all, she's on her hiatus and not gonna return online any time so-
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, ELLEN!
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Welp, the hiatus lasted from December 16 to January 7, the Facebook post is from yesterday.
Nice 22 days there, Ellen.
There's also this, but it's a few days old, just haven't posted because there were no leaks yet, and I was busy with other work.
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Since I already had another thing in the works, allow me to just put the first, finished section of the Pen Pals analysis, just to show you what I've been working on.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Welp, thanks, SPVRGNUKE guy! Kinda sad I don't have anything more to share with you atm.
Luckily, Ellen's not going anywhere, I can take as much time as I want on this. After all, she's on her hiatus and not gonna return online any time so-
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, ELLEN!
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Welp, the hiatus lasted from December 16 to January 7, the Facebook post is from yesterday.
Nice 22 days there, Ellen.
There's also this, but it's a few days old, just haven't posted because there were no leaks yet, and I was busy with other work.
(archive)
Since I already had another thing in the works, allow me to just put the first, finished section of the Pen Pals analysis, just to show you what I've been working on.
Recent reports have shown an unknown anomaly forming.
An anomaly comprised of sheer lazyness, hornyness and lack of care for the art.
An anomaly that is the literal antithesis of competent artists.
And now, it's coming for you...
It came from...
Alright, so, the final tally is:
Colm - 1
Ellen - 1
Elk - 1
Tune in to the next parts of
It came from...
An anomaly comprised of sheer lazyness, hornyness and lack of care for the art.
An anomaly that is the literal antithesis of competent artists.
And now, it's coming for you...
It came from...
Pen Pals is a Youtube channel ran by three people, all prominent figures on r/comics, who seem to be good friends IRL (well, at least before The Doxx:tm
. All three of them share the love of the craft...joking, it's all NSFW content on Patreon.
Let's introduce our Pals, shall we?
First up, Colm's Comics.
Colm's an Irish guy and a decently competent artist that's the workforce behind the channel. He was the guy that ran the whole thing, advertised it on his Reddit, made the most crossover comics of the three, as well as the host of the show.
His thing are long run comics of either his own fantasy settings,
or Pokemon.
He seems to be extremely horny for Lopunny, a Pokemon, as shown in one of his crossover comics, as you'll see later, some of the Pen Pals episodes, as well as this work.
I have no idea what extent his current works go to, since the last Kemono leak of his happened two years ago, but his Patreon page now shows the following tiers.
It does include NSFW content there, and. of course, the first tier that includes it is the most popular.
From the leaks I have, this is probably his most NSFW work. Rest are implied blowjobs.
Colm LOVES drawing sexy men. Whenether he gets a chance to turn himself into a femboy, or draw a sexy male character (even if said character is only tangentially male), he will...which is concerning, considering he is at least engaged to a girl, maybe even married, and later had kids. He's very comptetent at it in most cases, albeit there are times where he tries way too hard and fucks up real bad, like the episode 3, to which we'll get to. He's, however, also the person to most closely follow the prompts for the competitions, which automatically gives him an edge over the others.
Then...Pizzacake Comics.
She's - oh, come on, I don't need to explain who Pizzacake is in her literal thread.
I'll just go over some Pen Pals specific things I find worth pointing out.
See, Ellen is the worst artist of the group. At times, it genuinely feels like this show only exists as an in-cheek way to teach Ellen how to draw, especially as the other two artists will comment, in real time, on the techniques they've used or what they've done, whilst winking at Ellen. She, however, never comments on her work in any way, other than to say how much better she is than the others, or to say something along the lines of "yeah, I couldn't really think of a good way to draw this, so I just...".
Yeah, Ellen has a chronic case of not following the prompt she is asked to, to the annoyance of the other people on the show. This, then, creates a lot of tension from the other two (sometimes more) people there, which causes massive arguments during the show's run. It often feels like the other two are just trying to explain something simple to her, but she won't accept it.
Besides that, Ellen will often make gooner jokes, joke about very sexual things, ect. Colm does this too, for instance, joking about leaning over to female cosplayers, his femboyness, or when drawing a sexy version of Elk to ask her "Are you aroused?", but Ellen will do that almost exclusively. Since she has no competition in the regular field, she will also only ever draw goonerbait...or zombies. We will get to the latter.
Then...Hollering Elk Comics.
Elk's the closest Ellen has to a friend, it seems. She's a midwest girl who's the most competent artist of the group and who loves drawing gore and horror content.
She, however, also draws romantic stuff from time to time.
NSFW content she makes is, again, mostly gore. Her nudity's usually a comedic punchline or a mild, tasteful accentuation of a romantic scene.
Whereas Colm was all guys, she's all chicks, though mostly buff chicks. They're, like, polar opposites in that regard.
Another field in which they're opposites is related to Elk's greatest weakness, but also her greatest strength, her artstyle.
Elk's artstyle is very unique, detailed and grotesque. The problem, however, is that it's all she can really draw. Unlike Colm, she can't adapt to other artstyles at all. This makes her automatically lose in all competitions involving a different artstyle...then again, Ellen NEVER deviates from her artstyle because she simply can't draw, so they're tied on that front.
Each episode of Pen Pals (or, at least, most of them, can't be sure for them all) follows a very specific structure.
- A week before the episode, each artist gets a prompt to draw, following a theme. If it's something that involves another artist, another artist provides them with that prompt, and they provide their own prompt to another artist. They will then proceed to record a timelapse of themselves making that work.
- At the start of each episode, the previous episode winner gets a crown. That entitles them to go first in that episode.
- The three people play the said timelapses, one by one, explaining the techniques during the work, with the other artists asking about various things...usually unrelated to the work at hand. Usually just banter.
- At the end, the work is shown while the artists still banter about the work at hand. This can take many minutes and is extremely painful to sit through.
- After all three works are done, they are shown side by side, with the artists asking you to write in the comments which one you liked the best.
- Credits, during which Colm inserts witty remarks about the video you've just watched, like "has a thick Irish accent - Colm"
Each episode is around 30 minutes, though the shortest episode is around 15 minutes and the longest is around 50. There are 22 episodes in total, with only one after The Doxx:tm:, made after Colm had twins, as a bit of a tie-in to that.
How I'll go through the episodes, due to their length, is as follows.
If there's something that's prevalent throrought all of the sections, I will just say which section of the video you need to watch. This can be stuff such as Colm and Elk collectively mocking Ellen's artstyle during Colm's drawing time.
If there's a longer section that focuses on something very specific, I will clip it and post it here.
I'll be analysing the episodes in the chronological order, starting from the start of the episode to the end, but I will be covering who won the episode at the end of each episode's section, keeping a tally at the end of the big post.
I will be including the three individual works at the end of each artist portion, then all three side by side at the end.
Before we begin tho...some crossover comics. Not really in any order, but mostly to show you the group dynamic of them.
. All three of them share the love of the craft...joking, it's all NSFW content on Patreon.Let's introduce our Pals, shall we?
First up, Colm's Comics.
Colm's an Irish guy and a decently competent artist that's the workforce behind the channel. He was the guy that ran the whole thing, advertised it on his Reddit, made the most crossover comics of the three, as well as the host of the show.
His thing are long run comics of either his own fantasy settings,
or Pokemon.
He seems to be extremely horny for Lopunny, a Pokemon, as shown in one of his crossover comics, as you'll see later, some of the Pen Pals episodes, as well as this work.
It does include NSFW content there, and. of course, the first tier that includes it is the most popular.
From the leaks I have, this is probably his most NSFW work. Rest are implied blowjobs.
Then...Pizzacake Comics.
She's - oh, come on, I don't need to explain who Pizzacake is in her literal thread.
I'll just go over some Pen Pals specific things I find worth pointing out.
See, Ellen is the worst artist of the group. At times, it genuinely feels like this show only exists as an in-cheek way to teach Ellen how to draw, especially as the other two artists will comment, in real time, on the techniques they've used or what they've done, whilst winking at Ellen. She, however, never comments on her work in any way, other than to say how much better she is than the others, or to say something along the lines of "yeah, I couldn't really think of a good way to draw this, so I just...".
Yeah, Ellen has a chronic case of not following the prompt she is asked to, to the annoyance of the other people on the show. This, then, creates a lot of tension from the other two (sometimes more) people there, which causes massive arguments during the show's run. It often feels like the other two are just trying to explain something simple to her, but she won't accept it.
Besides that, Ellen will often make gooner jokes, joke about very sexual things, ect. Colm does this too, for instance, joking about leaning over to female cosplayers, his femboyness, or when drawing a sexy version of Elk to ask her "Are you aroused?", but Ellen will do that almost exclusively. Since she has no competition in the regular field, she will also only ever draw goonerbait...or zombies. We will get to the latter.
Then...Hollering Elk Comics.
Elk's the closest Ellen has to a friend, it seems. She's a midwest girl who's the most competent artist of the group and who loves drawing gore and horror content.
She, however, also draws romantic stuff from time to time.
NSFW content she makes is, again, mostly gore. Her nudity's usually a comedic punchline or a mild, tasteful accentuation of a romantic scene.
Another field in which they're opposites is related to Elk's greatest weakness, but also her greatest strength, her artstyle.
Elk's artstyle is very unique, detailed and grotesque. The problem, however, is that it's all she can really draw. Unlike Colm, she can't adapt to other artstyles at all. This makes her automatically lose in all competitions involving a different artstyle...then again, Ellen NEVER deviates from her artstyle because she simply can't draw, so they're tied on that front.
Each episode of Pen Pals (or, at least, most of them, can't be sure for them all) follows a very specific structure.
- A week before the episode, each artist gets a prompt to draw, following a theme. If it's something that involves another artist, another artist provides them with that prompt, and they provide their own prompt to another artist. They will then proceed to record a timelapse of themselves making that work.
- At the start of each episode, the previous episode winner gets a crown. That entitles them to go first in that episode.
- The three people play the said timelapses, one by one, explaining the techniques during the work, with the other artists asking about various things...usually unrelated to the work at hand. Usually just banter.
- At the end, the work is shown while the artists still banter about the work at hand. This can take many minutes and is extremely painful to sit through.
- After all three works are done, they are shown side by side, with the artists asking you to write in the comments which one you liked the best.
- Credits, during which Colm inserts witty remarks about the video you've just watched, like "has a thick Irish accent - Colm"
Each episode is around 30 minutes, though the shortest episode is around 15 minutes and the longest is around 50. There are 22 episodes in total, with only one after The Doxx:tm:, made after Colm had twins, as a bit of a tie-in to that.
How I'll go through the episodes, due to their length, is as follows.
If there's something that's prevalent throrought all of the sections, I will just say which section of the video you need to watch. This can be stuff such as Colm and Elk collectively mocking Ellen's artstyle during Colm's drawing time.
If there's a longer section that focuses on something very specific, I will clip it and post it here.
I'll be analysing the episodes in the chronological order, starting from the start of the episode to the end, but I will be covering who won the episode at the end of each episode's section, keeping a tally at the end of the big post.
I will be including the three individual works at the end of each artist portion, then all three side by side at the end.
Before we begin tho...some crossover comics. Not really in any order, but mostly to show you the group dynamic of them.
WIP
WIP
WIP
WIP
Colm - 1
Ellen - 1
Elk - 1
Tune in to the next parts of
It came from...
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I don’t know why, but this almost looks AI generated to me. Maybe it’s because of the hands and how horribly awkward the text is.
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It's stolen.
Update: Ellen commented at least once on the Facebook post.
She also mass hearted Instagram comments, with some replies, including the announcement of her work on Mombie 14.
In addition...
@Kabobs I have work for you. I know you have it.
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>Looney
>Bright colors
She's going to be doing balloon fetish porn isn't she?
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This is not in the porn tier.
I suspect it's a Looney Tunes reference.
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LE PIZZA LE CAKE
HOLDS UP SPORK SO RANDOM LOLZ
HOLDS UP SPORK SO RANDOM LOLZ
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She finally improved her art somewhat
Too fucking bad it's used on a strawmen, totally happened comic.
Also that was some massive hiatus - probably found a Tyrone to fuck her faster than she expected.
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Don't you dare insult the guy, I am PROUD to have her draw 6 whole comic pages of me for free out of sheer rage. That's easily $50 right there.
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im giving someone a free joke since i can't find her dox, ""slut" "bitch" *actual full address* ftfy"
it's dumb af she can post her butthole or artistic interpretations of her being gangbanged etc but she draws the line at slut or bitch, slut in particular either a. youd figure shed be "muh sex positive" instead of someone wanting to be a ho without any ramifications or labels because she knows she's just that, a ho, in the gutter, no glory, or b., very easily could have been part of the elmer chud joke and been something like "im gonna caw her a swut". on top of that, she uses libtard at the end, and i find it very interesting someone that deep in the koolaid wouldn't censor tard. swut and bitch but not tard is an interesting choice for someone so politically invested and wanting to right think.
the background arts kind of nice if it wasn't outsourced, elmer chud looks a little off, overly basic clothes, but it's a funny idea, area and concept is pretty funny though, i have no fucking idea what her last line is about though, she botched the landing, should just have wascawwy wibtard
i also assume gigadong elmer chud is coming sooner or later in more ways than one
it's dumb af she can post her butthole or artistic interpretations of her being gangbanged etc but she draws the line at slut or bitch, slut in particular either a. youd figure shed be "muh sex positive" instead of someone wanting to be a ho without any ramifications or labels because she knows she's just that, a ho, in the gutter, no glory, or b., very easily could have been part of the elmer chud joke and been something like "im gonna caw her a swut". on top of that, she uses libtard at the end, and i find it very interesting someone that deep in the koolaid wouldn't censor tard. swut and bitch but not tard is an interesting choice for someone so politically invested and wanting to right think.
the background arts kind of nice if it wasn't outsourced, elmer chud looks a little off, overly basic clothes, but it's a funny idea, area and concept is pretty funny though, i have no fucking idea what her last line is about though, she botched the landing, should just have wascawwy wibtard
i also assume gigadong elmer chud is coming sooner or later in more ways than one
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I have to bring this up in the thread every now and then, but here we go again. Ellen lives in Nova Scotia, one of the poorest provinces in Canada, which suffers from a miriad of problems such as high unemployment, rampant drug abuse and rising crime rates. The child welfare in NS is swamped with cases of actual physical/sexual abuse and neglect, and after talking to a relative who works in child welfare, she said that while Ellen is certainly a horrible parent and person, it’s probably not going to be high enough on the provinces list to tackle, all things considered. Even in the best case senrio, I highly doubt they would take the kids away.
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This is the worst thing I've read today.
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That’s the unfunniest thing i’ve ever seen and i watched the simpsons one time
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I will never sleep.
Another.
Another.
Yup, she is fully back.
Update: She deleted that first post...huh.
Another.
Another.
Yup, she is fully back.
Update: She deleted that first post...huh.
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This is Canada. The only way CPS might (key word) check out Ellen is if she’s pimping her kids out.
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I think the funniest part of this whole thing is how she holds her arms in the first panel. It looks like she has one really long arm that she's holding behind her back and coming out the other side, when I'm sure it's supposed to be her left hand out and right hand hidden.
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No, just say that her children want to come out as trans and she’s not letting them. That would send a SWAT team to her house in a jiffy lmfao.