💼 Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

'Ole Dente said:
There is probably nothing more difficult on this planet than having the humility to admit that you're probably very flawed, wiping the slate clean and starting over as a human being.
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Now imagine doing it when you used to be beloved by millions for doing exactly what you need to stop.
 
Just A Rat said:
I enjoy seeing Pontius thriving. He was always my favourite Jackass. Not sure I have enough interest left for a movie these days, but go off I guess.
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He and, to an extent, Knoxville were the only ones from the old crowd that came over like they're not complete twats and/or full-blown junkies.

Timeless classic :story:
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
He and, to an extent, Knoxville were the only ones from the old crowd that came over like they're not complete twats and/or full-blown junkies.

Timeless classic :story:
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Chris has to be the only man who's nonconsensually had his penis in the face of every man of every race and it's still very fucking hilarious.
 
'Ole Dente said:
Chris has to be the only man who's nonconsensually had his penis in the face of every man of every race and it's still very fucking hilarious.
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I used to think it was boring compared to guys getting hit in the nuts and other assorted retardry (which is still hilarious). But over the years I've come to appreciate Party Boy's ridiculous trolling of people who take themselves too seriously while he's straightfaced swinging his ding dong at their head.
 
Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang said:
I used to think it was boring compared to guys getting hit in the nuts and other assorted retardry (which is still hilarious). But over the years I've come to appreciate Party Boy's ridiculous trolling of people who take themselves too seriously while he's straightfaced swinging his ding dong at their head.
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We now know where Furry Conventions got most of their ideas from.
 
Bamuel talked to TMZ for a bit, he's still mad at Knoxville and Tremaine. I can't help but think Bam is lying how much he makes for the Jackass movies, $5 Million sounds like an insane exaggeration.
 
Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang said:
I used to think it was boring compared to guys getting hit in the nuts and other assorted retardry (which is still hilarious). But over the years I've come to appreciate Party Boy's ridiculous trolling of people who take themselves too seriously while he's straightfaced swinging his ding dong at their head.
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I dont know how true it is but behind the aww sucks labrador demeanor hes responsible for some of the more mean spirited stunts as a writer/creator.
He also knows his place to get out of the more painful stunts, like drinking straight horse nut so he can chill for the rest of the movie as a background actor.
 
Kulee Baba said:
Bamuel talked to TMZ for a bit, he's still mad at Knoxville and Tremaine. I can't help but think Bam is lying how much he makes for the Jackass movies, $5 Million sounds like an insane exaggeration.
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If his contracts included a percentage of box office revenue that's not insane at all. Those movies make huge money on very small budgets.
 
Terry Kennedy was released from prison:
He also has a new IG filled already with lots of awkward posts and bringing up the good old days.

After going through his new IG it's clear to me that the TK we knew from the early aughts us gone forever and in his place we have a permafried unc with a thousand yard stare who's probably tormented by what he did:
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It's also clear there's already a gang of hangers on that think there's money to be made off Terry. This is the only statement he's made about the murder and they couldn't resist teasing an upcoming documentary
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Rogowski said:
Terry Kennedy was released from prison:
He also has a new IG filled already with lots of awkward posts and bringing up the good old days.

After going through his new IG it's clear to me that the TK we knew from the early aughts us gone forever and in his place we have a permafried unc with a thousand yard stare who's probably tormented by what he did:
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It's also clear there's already a gang of hangers on that think there's money to be made off Terry. This is the only statement he's made about the murder and they couldn't resist teasing an upcoming documentary
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For reference here is his part in Baker 3


His part is completely unremarkable. Nothing groundbreaking . He was in this video only because he was hanging out with the baker 3 crew and doing drugs. (shocking)
 
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CowPox said:
Terry is literally a token black.
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It's sad that most of his fans (and Baker fans in general) don't realize that Bam and the Baker brand used guys like Theotis Beasley, Terry, and Antwaun Dixon as tokens.

Bamuel for example realized that Dico's raps were too racist for MTV so he brought in Compton Ass Terry for the black viewership and it came with a free n word pass.

The Baker guys were appropriating black culture, black slang, etc (right down to getting strung out on crack) so they knew they'd be branded as users of black culture unless they brought in some black skaters.

The fact that they brought in 2 stereotypical drug dealers (Antwaun & Terry) to appear less racist is the chef's kiss, and if you think Andrew Reynolds actually gives a fuck about them ask yourself why he cut them both loose at the first sign of trouble while the white retards on his team were given chance after chance after chance without being kicked off.
 
This is only mildly related to Bam but the internet is losing their shit because Trustfund Steve-O is outing himself as a right winger:
 
Toy Soldier said:
Whoever he's talking to is a faggot and I hate him.
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Harland Williams. A faggot nobody comic that was in a few movies in the 90s.

Yeah, they're not all murderers, but they're all criminals. Borders are a construct and America is an idea, but prairie niggers had land stolen from them. Every white guilt faggot needs to be thrown into a woodchipper.
 
Wesker said:
Harland Williams. A faggot nobody comic that was in a few movies in the 90s.

Yeah, they're not all murderers, but they're all criminals. Borders are a construct and America is an idea, but prairie niggers had land stolen from them. Every white guilt faggot needs to be thrown into a woodchipper.
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Still hilarious for making Sam Hyde look like a sperg retard. Anyway what a redemption arc for Bam to be taking selfies with police instead of getting booked by them. Congrats on getting your shit together Bam.
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Steve-O already walked back his statements, proving once and for all that he doesn't believe in shit except for the approval and attention of strangers
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Wesker said:
For a mere moment, he displayed he has more than "YEAH DUDE" in his head. Gutless faggot.
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He moved to Tennessee and immediately started hanging out with Tim Pool, he's good friends with Dana White who's also a MAGA republican, and he openly brags about being close friends/former coke buddies with Kid Rock.

Then consider that he's a trust fund kid from the UK who went to one of the most prestigious private schools in the country and his dad was the CEO of Pepsi's South American division when he was born. In the past he's talked about how his family treated the help like shit and basically told them to deal with the working conditions or find another job.

He's definitely got more in his brain than he leads on but he's too scared to alienate his own fans, this was definitely a testing of the waters and he failed at having a backbone with flying colors

The most ironic part of all of Steve's whining about immigrants trafficking drugs is that he's literally an immigrant who has recorded and distributed irrefutable proof that he's trafficked drugs into various countries
 
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