🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

VargReallyDidNothingWrong said:
It's not "defending the lolcow", its calling your fellow KF users retards and autistic nigger faggots, a time honored tradition here, you gay tourist newfag autistic nigger faggot retard.
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I think you may be overthinking this a little bit. She is doing porn of characters from kids' movies. That's pretty fucking weird, and even though I guess it's technically not illegal, she's crossing the line on purpose to fulfill a deviant sexual need. I'd love to give the benefit of the doubt here but she does this all the time (Exhibit A: the rape comics).

She is still an adult, and I'm not arguing that those photos should be illegal or anything, but they're still fucking weird. And pretty funny.
 
Just a smaller post relating to one specific situation because I'm inbetween parts rn and I found this funny.


So, Merryweather.
He's a pretty big vtuber with his own company, it seems...at least that's what I can gather from this well researched wiki.
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His main Patreon is this one.
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On Reddit, they pretend to be a goonerbait artist that doesn't even draw actual porn.
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Hell, even the Patreon linked to this account doesn't contain anything more than sexy outfits.
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But that's only because they hide these under the name "Lewdweather".
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Pixiv.
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I'll just link to the respective kemono archives to show you what I mean, but, yeah. A lot of non con stuff, a lot of tentacles, ect.

The company's Reddit just pretends to only post regular comics, and that's what we'll be focusing on.
Hell, one of those comics was this one.
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Jowa seems to be one of the editors and artists for his various projects.
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Why did I bring it up?
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Yup, Ellen showed up in the comments, trying to make this whole thing about her own tragedy.

...okay, so why the fuck am I making this post?
See, Merryweather had a collab with Pizzacake.
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Merryweather himself is credited as "Script".
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Now, since this is not a comic by Pizzacake and it doesn't have the same mass moderation as her usual content...the comments are absolute gold.
Here are just some of them.
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However...that is not what motivated me to make this.
I'd be three months overdue if that was the case.
See, Merryweather posts dubs of some of their older comics as Youtube Shorts on her Youtube channel.
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One person from the Ellenverse Discord has stumbled upon this video and shared it there, and...lemme tell ya...
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...yeahhhhhhhhh...absolute gold.
 
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I choose to believe this is Merryweather deliberately exposing Ellen to a wider audience knowing her haters would be there to spread the word. She's like one of those delicate hothouse plants that needs a very specific soil ph to survive, and she's just been hurled out into a Canadian winter.
 
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
Which is ironic, since Lara Croft has a rack and Velma got DAT BOOTY, but Ellen has neither.
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Funnily enough, the Velma from that TV show, which Ellen seems to have cosplayed, is also underage.
Take that, Varg!

Edit: So predictable.
 
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So, I've been going through some of Ellen's Discord...especially since my buddy told me that the NSFW section is...full of pretty interesting people, shall I say.
What kind of interesting people, you may ask?
This is just some of the insanity of that one fucking guy.
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The fact that those people share this in front of all the other bloody people on this server, one that they paid $12 to be on and dedicated to an Onlyfans e-thot, is truly something, I must say.
And there is so, so much more.
 
I am genuinely angry. Like in a way that I usually am not when dealing with these cows. Not only is she is a mother, she is raising her kids around shit like this.
 
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