🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

New Threads post.


What I have noticed in the Pen Pals episodes and some of the Discord posts I've found is that Ellen is extremely good at speeddrawing doodles, but sucks at actual drawings. I'll talk about it more in one of the following psycho analysis parts.

Update: Another post by Pizzacake on Threads.
(archive)


Y'know, this could be taken as a serious political statement on first glance, but then yourealise that this is in response to that bloody "Fuck ICE" comic and its mod response.
Of course, the Threads people know nothing about it and, thus, remain in ignorant bliss.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I have to say, when you first started your deep psychological analysis and deep dives on Ellen, I mostly just found it amusing. Her children finding out their mother's porn is obviously inevitable, due to her negligent lack of effort to separate her online and private lives. But her daughter finding out these drawing of herself is on a whole other level of... I don't even know what.

Let's see you simp for her now, @Executive Petrel

It isn't her fault male gaze exists. R34 is, well, R34 for a reason. Every female character gets sackshualised, an angel like Ellen fails to grasp just how far neckbeards would go out of their way to get their icky dicks wet.

Her troon love goes too far, but to wrap up the whole porn rabbithole, the internet is just El Dorado for perverts.

Don't you dare insult the guy, I am PROUD to have her draw 6 whole comic pages of me for free out of sheer rage. That's easily $50 right there.

I love the autistic way she processes the thwauma you gave her <3
Epic W bro you have a hall of fame entry in her head alongside trump and elon

"That'll make fun of him awight, hehehe"
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she probably gooned to this.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

New Threads post.

Some new comments too.

Off to work on part 7 some more.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I'd apologise for doubleposting, but when I included the quoteposts I hadn't in my prototype of this part, it no longer fit in a single post, so I had to triplepost instead. Apologies for that.

WIP warning: This post, as a multi parter, is still under active development. I will be making a big compilation post with links to all the sections later down the line.

We're back in full swing now.
Parts 6 and 7 are, unfortunately, extremely connected, and I hate that, but, hey, what can you do about it except cry!
In part 6, we've covered Ellen's irritability and begun talking about her various coping mechanisms and what lead her to needing them in the first place.
However, not all coping mechanisms involve just shrugging off criticism, or turning the whole thing into a joke.
Part 7 will cover what happens when the said criticism tips the scales and pisses Ellen off.
This is gonna be a wild ride.

Spoiler: Aggression

I know it might be a bit of a meme by now, but...fuck it.
From Wikipedia,

Aggression is behavior aimed at opposing or attacking something or someone. Though often done with the intent to cause harm, some might channel it into creative and practical outlets. It may occur either reactively or without provocation. In humans, aggression can be caused by various triggers. For example, built-up frustration due to blocked goals or perceived disrespect." Human aggression can be classified into direct and indirect aggression; while the former is characterized by physical or verbal behavior intended to cause harm to someone, the latter is characterized by behavior intended to harm the social relations of an individual or group.

When all other coping mechanisms fail, Ellen starts getting aggressive.
Because she believes her opponents are pure evil, calling them "nazis", she treats all of this as a form of self defense.
Due to this, she often goes to extreme lengths to get what she wants.
Sometimes, it will involve openly harassing a group she despises.
Sometimes, it will involve threathening her critics with lawsuits.
Sometimes, it will involve attempted doxxing.
Sometimes, it will involve brigading a community criticising her with an army of alt accounts and her fans, the 30 year old Brazillian men.
This...has mixed results.

Spoiler: Anger issues

Yup.
(archive)
If you have watched any of the videos of Ellen in the prior parts, you'd see that Ellen has a soft tone of voice.
It's something that she never really changes up in any of the videos, sometimes getting more chuckly, or sometimes getting more stretched out, but never outright having a different emotion.
Most of the time, Ellen pretends to be extremely calm and cheerful. Just a quirky mom.
As you should know by now...this is a shit coverup.
Funnily enough, since we know that Zombie is an analogy for something in Ellen's real life, and she later turned this into a comic about her selfishness and anger issues, we can actually just talk about Zombie in this section, since all of the other cases of this I'll be bringing up are mostly for the latter sections.

But first, a few links.
Zombie 13: (link) (archive)
Zombie 14: (link) (archive)
Zombie 15: (link) (archive)
I'll be skipping over parts 13 and 14 specifically here, since they're not relevant to this section, but I just wanted to have the links all in one place.
Let's get to part 15 then.

First page, whilst the anger is understandable...after all, part 14 talks about Ellen being turned into a zombie after she failed a trial which tested her selfishness (more on that in callous and unemotional traits),..the speed at which she got absolutely livid is truly something.

It's actually simillar to this moment of part 8.

Next page.

In an attempt of retroactive continuity, Ellen goes over some of the prior comics and tries to spin them into these being moral lessons for her.
This specific instance is from part 1 of Mombie.

Ellen is mostly miffed about the whole situation, but then suddenly murders an insurance agent.
Just an agent. Not even someone cool like an insurance company CEO.
Ellen calls that an appetizer, apparently.

Those are also all characters from previous parts of Mombie.

The doctor is from part 3.



I've talked about this one more indepth when I delved into her dismissal.
The "mysitc"

Five to six hours on 6 pages of Mombie spent on JUST the script and she still gets typos.
Anyway, the "mysitc" healer's from part 9.

Then the r-slur kid comes from part 6.

We'll ignore the final page since it's a shitty attempt at additional comedy and just go over these two.

Ellen (at least in the comic) doesn't seem to understand what she has done in each of these moments and says she acted on "zombie instincts".
We have talked about what it all means in impulsivity and irritability, actually.
It means that Ellen gets exceptionally angry when she feels threathened and she tends to respond to negative stimuli without much thinking.
Exactly what these comics show.
In real life, that's counteracted by the fact that Ellen's a massive pussy who wouldn't protest in public, so she just hides behind her army of bots and followers, but in comics, she can straight up murder people she doesn't like.
Two non pictured cases of that here too.


We will, thus, begin talking about how Ellen tries to get rid of her opponents in other ways, ones that are also morally dubious...and legally dubious...

Spoiler: Harassment

From Wikipedia,

Harassment covers a wide range of behaviors of an offensive nature. It is commonly understood as behavior that demeans, humiliates, and intimidates a person. In the legal sense, these are behaviors that are disturbing, upsetting, or threatening to a person. Some harassment evolves from discriminatory grounds, and has the effect of nullifying a person's rights or impairing a person from utilising their rights.,

Ellen will, very often, use her supposed "harassment" as a way to sympathy farm.
Here's what the harassment supposedly entails, all taken from her recent Operation Snark Sink posts.

What she won't tell you, however, is that all of this is projection.

Projection - The process by which one attributes one’s own individual positive or negative characteristics, affects, and impulses to another person or group... often a defense mechanism in which unpleasant or unacceptable impulses, stressors, ideas, affects, or responsibilities are attributed to others. For example, the defense mechanism of projection enables a person conflicted over expressing anger to change “I hate them” to “They hate me.” Such defensive patterns are often used to justify prejudice or evade responsibility.

A very good readup there, isn't it? Very topical.
This is exactly what I'll demonstrate Ellen is doing on the regular.

Now, the fundamental thing you have to understand about Ellen and her fellow r/comics mod staff is that both seem to associate negative criticism about a controversial work of art with a person getting offended by that work of art.
There are two main examples of this.
First is the "Talk" comic.
(archive)


I'll be covering the comic itself in manipulation, as well as feelings of contempt and its misandry section, but I want to specifically show you how the mods reacted to people getting upset at Ellen for dismissing real life problems they men are facing.

Let's assume, for a second, that the mod team's vewy, vewy serious response to this serious issue holds some water and is not just an open case of misandry.
Let's look at the deleted comments, shall we?

Idk, man. If people reading your comic about how men don't experience rape, or how women are NEVER mean to men, go into the comments, a section dedicated for, y'know, comments about the work, and write "actually, it does happen to men" or "actually, women DO say that to men", and then you use your mod powers to delete all of these and ban all of the people who wrote these comments from your subreddit, it seems like YOU are the one harassing those people.

This actually happened very recently with another comic of hers too.
(archive)

What do you think could have caused this reply by the mod staff, hmmm?
Was it this comic?

Nope, not here.

Or maybe this comic?

Nah, of course not.

It was this comic.
(archive)

Yes, the mods saw that Pizzacake had made an unfunny Dexter's Lab ripoff joke with a traced meme facial expression with two words that could be replaced with literally anything, and took this as a sign to ban literally anyone who dares say anything negative about this comic because they must be nazis.
Hell, if you saw this post she made the following day on her Threads, you'd think that she was talking about actual nazis.
(archive)

But, of course, since we have the context that the Threads people don't, and we know she only made this post to complain about her Reddit critics, it comes off as incredibly pathetic.

We'll go more indepth on that in the manipulation, so look forward to that, and we'll instead cover something else.
Specifically, Ellen's harassment.

See, all of her followerbase is indirectly a victim of hers.
Ellen pretends to care about the same things they do.
Human rights.
Equality.
World peace.
LGBTQ+ rights.
However, when Ellen does something that is worthy of criticism, as you have seen before with the "Talk", and people rightfully critcise her for it, Ellen and her fans will take it to be an insult against all of those rights that Ellen supposedly stands for.
This is also why they all have a habit of calling people who disagree with her nazis.
Because, in their eyes, not liking Pizzacake for valid reasons is the same as not liking her because of what she says.

Hell, whilst this wasn't even the first drama like that featuring Ellen (I have talked about the whole r/comics takeover in irritability), it was the first drama that actually got Ellen some enemies.
Shortly afterwards, she made a comic about men's rights as a form of distancing herself from criticism, I'll get to that one later, but she also made this comic, which I have talked about in the rape section.

This comic was, later on, juiced on the subreddit r/bonehurtingjuice.
Due to the death of r/pizzacakesnark...which I will talk about later...I have no images of the actual comic, but what I do know is what happened because of it.

See, r/bonehurtingjuice is a subreddit dedicated to sharing comics with changed captions, usually to make the comics funnier...however, this doesn't mean it's for bashing content creators. Far from it.
The mods make it extremely clear that it is as such and will opt out content creators from posting here if they feel like this sub is violating their copyright.
Hell, Pizzacake herself liked that subreddit...though she was mostly active on Comedy Necrophilia instead.
An example here.
(archive)

Another example here (now deleted I think)

And some more here.
(archive)

And here.
(archive)

She has, however actually made a comic about r/bonehurtingjuice, like, two months before the actual drama, though here, it was in a more negative light.
(archive)

So...what did r/bonehurtingjuice do that made Ellen go from "I love people making edits of my comics!" to "I want those fuckers dead"?

...yeah...the guy in the comic was the Hater OC, the one Ellen raped in one comic of hers, as you have seen before, and this fact has just been exposed to thousands of Ellen's followers, as well as many normies not in the know.


As you can see in the screenshots above, Pizzacake was LIVID.
We'll get to how she reacted to this in the next section, but, for now, all you need to know is that this sudden exposure to Pizzacake's shitty behaviour lead to the creation of this very Kiwi Farms thread, as well as r/pizzacakesnark.
If Ellen hadn't made a comic where she bashes men whilst trying to project all the hate she feels towards men onto her, Ellen wouldn't have all of this drama around her and people would just treat her as this mediocre artist. She did it all herself.

Besides, r/pizzacakesnark was specifically designed with rules in mind that'd protect Pizzacake. Leaks were prohibited, all political discussion was banned, and, later on, only 30 day old accounts could freely post on the sub, without having their comments need mod approval, due to the brigading going on around that time. There was nothing there that violated any of the Reddit rules, and Ellen was STILL pissed about its existence, sending her followers on this place.

Pizzacake, by the virtue of pretending to be this woke liberal artist that hates nazis, has effectively weaponised her audience into an army of blind sheep, willing to silence any and all criticism about her and call anyone they don't like a nazi to drive them off their beloved artist.

Adding this here real quick,, actually, as it occured shortly after I finished writing this part...and this shows exactly what I mean.

New Threads post.

Some new comments too.

The guy has now DFE'd to save his ass.

Just one of the many examples of how harmful Ellen's harassment can be, and the next few sections will go more into depth on how she uses that influence for even more malicious reasons. In the following parts, then. we'll dive deeper into the sorts of things that Ellen does that warrant that weaponisation in the first place.

Spoiler: Legal threats

Following that r/bonehurtingjuice post that exposed masses of Pizzacake's fans to the sort of horible content she makes, her Patreon was mass reported and shut down, and then removed outright.
(archive 1) (archive 2)

...that's a funny way to say "I drew rape porn"...

She's lying here. We'll get to why later, but, in short, she knew what the ban reason was.
A week later, she made a post about it coming back up online.
(archive)

Of course, Ellen couldn't pin the blame on anyone except herself. She was the one what uploaded all of the rule violating content on the website and she knows it. More on that in the TOS breaking section.
Therefore, the only way she could win in this situation...would be to make up a scapegoat.

Scapegoating, sometimes called playing the blame game, is the practice of singling out a person or group for unmerited blame and consequent negative treatment. Scapegoating may be conducted by individuals against individuals (e.g., "he did it, not me!"), individuals against groups (e.g., "I couldn't see anything because of all the tall people"), groups against individuals (e.g., "He was the reason our team didn't win"), and groups against groups.

How did she accomplish it?

See...a week after her Patreon was reinstated...the following post was uploaded onto r/bonehurtingjuice.
(archive)

The circumstances cited there are a bit omnious and unclear, but it mostly amounts to "disagreements with Pizzacake".
Despite this, Ellen was still pissed and made the following response.

She then took a screenshot of this and reposted it on her own userpage, with no context.
(archive)

The sub's head mod, depurplecow, the same mod as the one who posted the announcement, replied, clarifying the subreddit's stance on the matter.

He then proceded to upload the full conversation between the two, which, in combination with the two above posts, show us the whole picture.

In order to shift the blame for this whole situation onto someone else, Ellen made up a scapegoat in the form of r/bonehurtingjuice, arguing that the sub encouraged people to leak her content, something some people actually did but was in no way organised, and then DM'd the community's head mod to do the most reasonable thing to resolve this situation.

Threathen r/bonehurtingjuice with several DMCA claims for harassment.

Again, she had no real grounds for this. Even the mod says as much. The subreddit did nothing to harass her, bar allow people to talk about her, and all of the consequences, Ellen brought down upon herself.
In fact, to this very day, her posts are banned on that sub.

A lot more drama has happened relating to this, but:
1. Almost all of the evidence of this has been lost to time due to the ban of r/pizzacakesnark, with only this well researched post remaining (no images)

2. A lot of the stuff here is unrelated to Ellen, but mostly drama on the inside.
Luckily, we don't have to rely on just this example, as there was yet another time when Ellen did something like this.
See, on May 18, 2025, Null recieved the following letter from the DMCA Force.

Second Copyright Infringement Notice (1747620817.37947)
From: dmca@notices.dmcaforce.com
To: legal@kiwifarms.net, dmca@notices.dmcaforce.com, abuse@cloudflare.com

Second Copyright Infringement Notification

Your failure to remove the following URL(s) within a reasonable time period has prompted this Second Copyright Infringement Notification. Please be advised that the initial Copyright Infringement Notification was sent on behalf of Pizzacake Comics. Your Internet host service provider has been notified of this Second Copyright Infringement Notification in hopes that this matter will be handled expeditiously. Thank you, in advance for your prompt attention to this matter.

Contact Information
Copyright Owner Name: Pizzacake Comics

DMCA Agent:
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Telephone: (619) 800-1510
Email: notice AT dmcaforce.com

The URLS below contain infringements of works that are the copyrighted property of Pizzacake Comics:

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Meet webcomic artist and adult content creator, Ellen Woodbury. She lives in Nova Scotia, Canada. She is (currently) a 38-year-old woman with two kids, two cats, a husband and a huge complex. She posts her comics on Reddit, Instagram, Patreon, and Facebook.



Most of her comics are "le relatable" pick-me Redditor bait with a dash of liberal politics and generic man-hating, as you can see, but they're also painfully unfunny and just fucking bad. The...

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Meet webcomic artist and adult content creator, Ellen Woodbury. She lives in Nova Scotia, Canada. She is (currently) a 38-year-old woman with two kids, two cats, a husband and a huge complex. She posts her comics on Reddit, Instagram, Patreon, and Facebook.



Most of her comics are "le relatable" pick-me Redditor bait with a dash of liberal politics and generic man-hating, as you can see, but they're also painfully unfunny and just fucking bad. The...

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🎨 Artcow Thread 'Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic'

Nov 24, 2024

WARNING: ELLEN GETS ALL CRITICISM OF HER AND HER SHITTY COMICS NUKED BY REDDIT MODS. SCREENSHOT AND ARCHIVE EVERYTHING.

Meet webcomic artist and adult content creator, Ellen Woodbury. She lives in Nova Scotia, Canada. She is (currently) a 38-year-old woman with two kids, two cats, a husband and a huge complex. She posts her comics on Reddit, Instagram, Patreon, and Facebook.



Most of her comics are "le relatable" pick-me Redditor bait with a dash of liberal politics and generic man-hating, as you can see, but they're also painfully unfunny and just fucking bad. The...

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🎨 Artcow Thread 'Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic'

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Meet webcomic artist and adult content creator, Ellen Woodbury. She lives in Nova Scotia, Canada. She is (currently) a 38-year-old woman with two kids, two cats, a husband and a huge complex. She posts her comics on Reddit, Instagram, Patreon, and Facebook.



Most of her comics are "le relatable" pick-me Redditor bait with a dash of liberal politics and generic man-hating, as you can see, but they're also painfully unfunny and just fucking bad. The...

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Meet webcomic artist and adult content creator, Ellen Woodbury. She lives in Nova Scotia, Canada. She is (currently) a 38-year-old woman with two kids, two cats, a husband and a huge complex. She posts her comics on Reddit, Instagram, Patreon, and Facebook.



Most of her comics are "le relatable" pick-me Redditor bait with a dash of liberal politics and generic man-hating, as you can see, but they're also painfully unfunny and just fucking bad. The...

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Meet webcomic artist and adult content creator, Ellen Woodbury. She lives in Nova Scotia, Canada. She is (currently) a 38-year-old woman with two kids, two cats, a husband and a huge complex. She posts her comics on Reddit, Instagram, Patreon, and Facebook.



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Meet webcomic artist and adult content creator, Ellen Woodbury. She lives in Nova Scotia, Canada. She is (currently) a 38-year-old woman with two kids, two cats, a husband and a huge complex. She posts her comics on Reddit, Instagram, Patreon, and Facebook.



Most of her comics are "le relatable" pick-me Redditor bait with a dash of liberal politics and generic man-hating, as you can see, but they're also painfully unfunny and just fucking bad. The...

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Nov 24, 2024

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Meet webcomic artist and adult content creator, Ellen Woodbury. She lives in Nova Scotia, Canada. She is (currently) a 38-year-old woman with two kids, two cats, a husband and a huge complex. She posts her comics on Reddit, Instagram, Patreon, and Facebook.



Most of her comics are "le relatable" pick-me Redditor bait with a dash of liberal politics and generic man-hating, as you can see, but they're also painfully unfunny and just fucking bad. The...

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🎨 Artcow Thread 'Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic'

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Meet webcomic artist and adult content creator, Ellen Woodbury. She lives in Nova Scotia, Canada. She is (currently) a 38-year-old woman with two kids, two cats, a husband and a huge complex. She posts her comics on Reddit, Instagram, Patreon, and Facebook.



Most of her comics are "le relatable" pick-me Redditor bait with a dash of liberal politics and generic man-hating, as you can see, but they're also painfully unfunny and just fucking bad. The...

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🎨 Artcow Thread 'Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic'

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Meet webcomic artist and adult content creator, Ellen Woodbury. She lives in Nova Scotia, Canada. She is (currently) a 38-year-old woman with two kids, two cats, a husband and a huge complex. She posts her comics on Reddit, Instagram, Patreon, and Facebook.



Most of her comics are "le relatable" pick-me Redditor bait with a dash of liberal politics and generic man-hating, as you can see, but they're also painfully unfunny and just fucking bad. The...

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I state UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY that:

1. Pizzacake Comics is the owner of the works described above, and I am its agent authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed:
2. I have a good faith belief that the use of the material in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; and
3. This notification is accurate.

Nothing in this notification shall serve as a waiver of any rights or remedies of Pizzacake Comics with respect to the alleged infringement, all of which are expressly reserved.

/sneed/ Mark A. Bauman, Authorized DMCA Agent

Dated this 18th day of May, 2025.

Null responded to this, explaining why the legal threat is invalid, mostly because all of the content uploaded on the website was transformative in nature and was covered under fair use, but it also explained a few big gaffes in the legal threat.

From: Joshua Moon
To: dmca@notices.dmcaforce.com

Hello again Mr. Bauman,

Before I respond, I would like to make note of specific things.

First, you are known to me for a multitude of frivolous take down notices on behalf of clients on the digital prostitution platform OnlyFans. You seem to issue takedown notices with absolutely zero consideration for fair use. As your job is to issue copyright notices, it is required that you consider fair use. This requirement is imposed both by the statutory language of the DMCA in 512(f) and case law such as Lenz v. Universal Music Corp. (2015).

Second, in your years-long history of sending these notices, you made confusing representation on if your client was specific prostitutes or OnlyFans itself. If I recall, you represented you were contracted by OnlyFans, which does not retain copyright over specific images on their platform in order to enjoy CDA 230 protections. So, how you were authorized to send notices for copyrights your client did not own was unknown to me. You failed to respond every single time I asked for clarification on who you worked for and if you were actually permitted to issue DMCA takedown notices for those images. In the years you have been sending me these automated messages, I have never received a response from you and bidirectional communication with you has been impossible. I presume I will also not receive a response to this email, despite the amount of time it is going to take me to write it and review the veracity of your complaint. If I did it would be the first time.

Third, you indicate this is your second infringement notice and provide what appears to be a timestamp down to the nanosecond, presumably as a case id number. I have received no prior communication from you about Pizzacake and this appears to be a deliberate misrepresentation from you to incite fear and encourage alacrity.

Finally, I would also like to make note that I do not wave any right of service and note your choice of contact email addresses, especially your decision to contact Cloudflare, despite the Kiwi Farms being dropped from Cloudflare since 2022. This is particularly interesting because Cloudflare's decision to drop us made international news.


On that note, I have reviewed each page you have provided, so that I may view the works alongside their context. Pizzacake is a comic artist and these images are comics. She also appears to be a political commentator and the majority of her comics provide insight to her political perspectives.

Of all thread pages, I could find no instance of these comics being posted without commentary. Users of the Kiwi Farms appear to criticize her verbose and alienating narrative prose, her irritating and grating writing voice, her relationship with her family, and her politics. As she is a political commentator, critical review and analysis of her comics is particularly well protected by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

If you see any instances of comics being posted without transformative commentary, please let me know. I could not find any. It is my opinion that all images you have shown me are protected by fair use exception to copyright law.

Thank you,
Joshua Moon

You'd expect that Ellen, or at least her lawyer, would have anything in their defense.
Yeahhhhh...no.

Please remove my personal information

From: Ellen Woodbury<woodbury_e@hotmail.com>
To: legal@kiwifarms.net

People are harassing me.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ellen-woodbury-pizzacake-pizzacakecomic.205488/page-77

"People are harassing me."
What an outstanding response to having your legal threat's validity questioned.
Null then proceeded to threathen legal action of his own, due to the DMCA abuse.

From: Joshua Moon
To: Ellen Woodbury<woodbury_e@hotmail.com>

Hello,

Please be aware that you have opened yourself to liability under 17 U.S. Code § 512(f) for having your agent, DMCA Force, file multiple, repeated knowingly false DMCA takedown notices regarding comics used fairly for the purposes of criticism and ridicule (which are especially relevant due to the political nature of these comics).

I consider it in my company's interest to know your address as we may need it to serve you legal notice pursuant to a 512(f) complaint.

Thank you,
Joshua Moon
Custodian of Records
Lolcow LLC

Ellen consented.

From: Ellen Woodbury<woodbury_e@hotmail.com>
To: legal@kiwifarms.net

Lmao go for it.

Now...you may wonder...what was this all about?
Why did Ellen suddenly decide to send her lawyers onto Kiwi Farms?

Spoiler: Doxxing

From Wikipedia,

Doxing or doxxing is the act of publicly providing personally identifiable information about an individual or organization, usually via the Internet and without their consent. Historically, the term has been used to refer to both the aggregation of this information from public databases and social media websites (like Facebook), and the publication of previously private information obtained through criminal or otherwise fraudulent means (such as hacking and social engineering).

...yeah...that.
Warning though, since a lot of this shit was deleted post drama, I can only provide you with archive links, if that. Most of it is just taken from random Farms posts.
Before we begin, however...we need to introduce the man, the myth, the legend...Floppa.

BasedIfTrue's a far right political sloptuber that, up until May of 2025, specialised primarly in videos going over "liberal" subreddits.

His journey with Ellen begun when he tried to cover r/comics and, promptly, became exposed to the sheer amount of the circlejerking that occured there.
He, thus, proceeded to make the following two videos about Ellen.
The first one was primarly about her political comics.

The latter one went through her Kiwi Farms thread instead.

This pissed off Ellen immensely.
How much, you may ask?

Remember the "r-slur" bit. It'll be relevant later.
That wasn't all though.

This already resulted in some doxxing efforts, most notably, here, however, this was actually Ellen's previous house.
It also exposed Ellen's email for the first time.

Some more here. Not posting full SS's, because the house now belongs to someone else anyway.
Besides, Ellen never purchased this one, just rented it.
Floppa has also responded to the drama.
First, he dared E;;en to file a DMCA against him, knowing it'd be fraudulent.

Then, he made the following post on Youtube.

And then, he made the following video, talking about the drama.

Shortly afterwards, the first big doxx of Ellen, specifically, her current house, occured, albeit it went without a larger echo for quite a while.

Her current address is on her business license. She is listed as Pizzacake Comics Inc. with the Registry of Joint Stock Companies, Nova Scotia.
https://rjsc.novascotia.ca/e-commerce/company/7175982

Her legal team is DMCA Force and you can see a record of her DMCA takedown requests on the Lumen Database.
https://lumendatabase.org/notices/search?sort_by=date_received+desc&principal_name=pizzacake+comics

DMCA Force website.
https://dmcaforce.com/

Spoiler: Large Pictures

Edit bc I'm a newfag and messed up the formatting.

Mind you, all of this is public information, and the fact one can find all of this only demonstrates Ellen's contempt for any sort of internet security.
By this point, Ellen was getting herself into a bigger and bigger mess.
The more she talked about this situation, the more people learned about BasedIfTrue's videos about how horrible of a person she is, even if his videos were, at least for me, utter shit by that point, and the more the people learned about Ellen's efforts to silence him with fake DMCA's.
The Sharty has already began doxxing her in retaliation by that point, however, due to their inability to google simple facts, it didn't go very smoothly.

They, however, got the motivation they needed when Pizzacake attempted to doxx BasedIfTrue and get the University of Berkeley to expel him for targetted harassment alongside filing a police report on him.

Why Berkeley, you may ask?
Simple.

Ellen bought into this skit at the beginning of his first video.

We'll ignore the fact that, despite BasedIfTrue pretending to be a trans woman in this skit to a very obvious degree, Ellen still calls him a "man" and uses he/him pronouns for him, that'll be for transphobia.
The fact that she bought into this extremely obvious parody of a woke liberal r/comics poster, to the point she reached out to the bloody university he joked about attending to get him expelled for "harassment", is pure delusion.

What followed was extremely predictable.

They found the neccessary info to log into her accs in this Kiwi post.

Breach.vip results

Spoiler

myfitnesspal.com
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email	woodbury_e@hotmail.com
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Wattpad
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ip	24.138.38.6
logindate	2015-10-05 11:50:35
modifydate	2019-05-22 23:18:34
notes	Account Closed - compromised
password	$2y$10$MVCOwqoQQBOwKJlXuOn32.1TyDUeAOqaNi.TgiPaYK2ehgBcEMUxG
username	Ellewooo

Canva
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domain	hotmail.com
email	woodbury_e@hotmail.com
locale	en
name	Ellen Woodbury
username	woodbury_e

000webhost.com
categories	hosting
domain	hotmail.com
email	woodbury_e@hotmail.com
ip	24.222.1.2
name	Ellen
password	Jeffry007

combos.vip
categories	combos
domain	hotmail.com
email	woodbury_e@hotmail.com
pass_plain	Jeffry007

canva.com
categories	art,media
create_date	2016-11-15 00:46:18
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hash	$2a$10$y4SHEuXY.sQMOtSC4Dv7K.jncm31Fd29TwHgorBVXHOBlyhqIBJXS
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Classic 000webhost leak included. nice password bro

Jeffry007

Good thing they did, as their actual doxx was so sloppy, they still got Ellen's old address.
Ellen's response?
First, try to backpedal and claim that the user she reported to the fucking police might not have been BasedIfTrue...

BasedIfTrue confirmed it.

Then, this post.

Shortly afterwards, BasedIfTrue made yet another video on the situation, this time, addressing the said doxxing attempt.

Ellen got a hold of her Reddit soon afterwards and made the following post.

The responses on Threads were equally as hilarious.

The Kiwi Farms was, then, blessed with yet another post about Ellen's new address, plus some more detail, which got considerably more traction.

Confirmation:
First, her links show a PizzaCakeComics Inc.

Archive

If we take a look on RJS Connect, this business leads to an address:


The address is 8 Raymoor Dr, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, B2x 1G7, Canada. Here's what it looks like on Realtor Ca (a).

@Cheesy Beavy found a Facebook post (a) on her page, showing a before and after comparison of her house being painted (top is before, bottom is after).

Ellen then posts a picture of the front of her house on her publicly accessible Facebook page:

@slungus22 found that the mural is likely located at 112 Tacoma Drive in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. Note the lines on the wall and the rock pile behind the fence.


Link | Archive
This mural is also a seven minute walk from the address.

I think it's safe to say that Ellen lives at 8 Raymoor Dr, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia, B2x 1G7, Canada. She used her personal address on publicly available documents that are tied to her online presence. Nice find @suddentime.

Despite this, Soyjak Party still fucked up with her address in their doxx.

Ellen made a few more responses to the drama, including these comments.

She still used it to promote her porn tho.

She then proceeded to silence BasedIfTrue with DMCA takedowns.

Around the time, her old Reddit account I referenced a whole bunch already was discovered as well.

Ellen drew furry art under the moniker, "sexyhangnail."

I stumbled across this account by using the new email found by the sharty on Flickr.

There's nothing on the FlickR account.
LINK / A
The Reddit account is deleted but thanks to Pholder, I have found countless pieces and posts by sexyhangnail.

A rant post about a failing marriage. It's called "Space." / A

I have attached a copy of her signature on the furry piece. It clearly starts with "El****" which is likely "Ellen."

Spoiler: ARCHIVED POSTS

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6ncsnh/winnie_harlow/ / https://archive.ph/V21eV
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4e3xag/fingerprint_building/ / https://archive.ph/U0mee
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/10vpjm/then_you_take_the_highway_through_the_skyscraper/ / https://archive.ph/hvHBv
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/12acii/very_realistic_zombie/ / https://archive.ph/fqnz7
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11b5ex/something_is_wrong_with_our_society/ / https://archive.ph/gLLFa
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/182wxh/do_you_treat_attractive_women_differently/ / https://archive.ph/LjF3D
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/114359/i_learned_to_draw_cats_for_my_daughter/ / https://archive.ph/wip/z0EcJ
https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthis...found_in_my_5_year_olds_bedroom_is_this_some/ / https://archive.ph/z0EcJ
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7ih296/either_way/ / https://archive.ph/YJNo1
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/13o3s3/well_this_party_sucks/ / https://archive.ph/BbM03
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/7h02v3/space_oc/ / https://archive.ph/Cer1K
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/16zwjk/realistic_garfield/ / https://archive.ph/Dg62r
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1ghkzb/took_the_bow_and_eyelashes_off_minnie_mouse/ / https://archive.ph/P5Me7
https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/62aq7a/just_caught_myself_saying_this/ / https://archive.ph/Go54w
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5g6z3r/mom_bought_my_daughter_a_castle/ / https://archive.ph/UgqhT
https://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1cwi7r/greg_vs_gina/ / https://archive.ph/wIpTV
https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/11d7xd/how_i_feel_when_dealing_with_morning_people/ / https://archive.ph/ac4wE

All of these posts were discovered through the website, "Pholder." Sadly the Reddit API is down, and more posts cannot be discovered (for now).

A few days of mostly silence went by, with only an occassional leak occuring...until this happened.

Yup, Ellen actually DMCA'd BasedIfTrue's YT video where he covered the Kiwi Farms.
To counteract this...BasedIfTrue made a a special "canadian edition" of this video.

It is identical to the first one.

Afterwards, Pizzacake attempted to threathen Null, and that was mostly it. BasedIfTrue made the last video in a while talking about her whilst celebrating his victory over here.

She is still ranting about his rap in this video to this very day.


It's funny, actually.
Ellen keeps joking about doxxing people she doesn't like, or just doxxing in general in a very positive light.
(archive)

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Continuation of part 7. Sorry for triplepost.

Spoiler: Aggression

Spoiler: Brigading

Sometimes, however, Ellen does not go all out with her harassment. She will be more sneaky...well, "sneaky"
This lead to the creation of the army of 30 year old Brazillian men.
I'll explain what I mean later, when we get to what lead to this nickname being given to them, but Ellen used a combination of her own alt accounts and her fans to brigade several places that supposedly spread hateful rhetoric against her.
Let's get to it, then.

Shortly after the doxx by the Farms, a very suspicious account started DMing various Ellen farmers...
Mark Cunty, and our first Brazillian man.

I got this DM from a brand new account with this message.

Ellen. I know this was you. This shit glows. This shit glows so fucking bright that terry can see the glow in heaven.

Are you really so fucking stupid that you thought i would think that this was genuine?

He was...quite a farmer, alright.

His greatest post, however, was this one.

Yeah...remember what I said before about the R slur?
This guy used 4 of them here, with further 3 tards.
Now...idk if it IS Ellen...but she said some interesting things on her Facebook once.

The following writeup will be based on the following post from r/pizzacakesnark, in addition to additional info obtained from Cook herself.


See, when the attack on Kiwi Farms failed spectacularly, Ellen's next move was to go to the apparent source of her doxx.
This lead her to r/pizzacakesnark.

She showed up under this post, talking about how Ellen blamed this subreddit for the doxx, becoming the second Brazillian man.

She replied to Cook with a screenshot apparently showing said harassment...it didn't go well.

The next Brazillian man, arriving to the scene on October 8th, was u/Tossaway_367 and his sole contribution was...uhhh...

I will never view Lady Gaga's LoveGame the same way ever again.
Considering Ellen's life status when this song released, and what other types of songs she cowrote with Jeff later on...I'm almost sure she got it from there.
No way someone could just make up "jorkin' my disco stick", it's too perfect.

This is when things started becoming a lot more malicious.
The next Brazillian man, who showed up two weeks later, u/Major-Comparison454, and his strategy involved going through Cook's (one of the mods on r/pizzacakesnark and the most active one at the time) userpage to dig up dirt on her.

Ironically, Cook's way more of an activist than Ellen will ever be, as her Reddit acc is full of actual political activism and vandalism. Despite this, Ellen would still view Cook as a retarded MAGA.
That same day, however, another Brazillian would strike with a vengeance, on accounts u/Throwawaywolf75, u/Throwawaywolf79, u/Throwawaywolf80, and u/Throwawaywolf81.
Despite their first activity being on October 26th, the first one was created a few months prior.

They showed up under Ellen's post about the Mikayla Reines suicide.
(archive)

Their mission?
Defend the leader.

When one went down, another would appear.

And then another.

And another.

What u/Major-Comparison454 couldn't do, u/KebD2005isaPedophile...also couldn't do.
This account was made specifically to harass u/KebD2005.
After this DM, addressed, yet again, to Cook, the Reddit admins have banned that Brazillian man for harassment.
...it is time.
It is time for us to talk about THE 30 year old Brazillian man prime.
See...a few days after the previous fella, yet another whiteknight of Ellen showed up on r/pizzacakesnark, under the following post.

u/NoSail875.
Now, this was no ordinary Brazillian man.
This one had stamina, resillience and sheer hatred for all things snark.
For the next THREE (yes, three) days, all this account would do was defend Ellen in this subreddit's comment sections...and try to argue why it wasn't Ellen.

Badly.

He was like no man we've ever seen. A machine, perhaps.
A being with absolutely zero life.
In other words, a 30 year old Brazillian man.

Whilst I call all other accs used in brigading Brazillian men, the OG 30 year old Brazillian Man cannot be topped. You just can't.
Several posts about this Brazillian were made.
One was a verification post that confirmed with he really looked like.
SS unrelated, I couldn't find the actual image again so I consulted Cook's archives instead.

This post, talking about the guy, was made.

Then, Cook did what she loves the most, made a spreadsheet, linking the 30 year old Brazillian Man's activity to Ellen's.

Here's the said spreadsheet.

I'll include a PDF version of it below too.

So...how was this PRIME 30 year old Brazillian man taken down?
See, he discovered that his account was being "hacked into" (it was actually a 2FA verification alert)

In response to this, Cook gave a list of possible suspects, most notably, me.

In response to this, the Brazillian Man slipped up.


That was it for the 30 year old Brazillian Man. Ellen has, once again, exposed herself to a bunch of strangers on the internet, though this time on complete accident.
She then deleted the account.

Ellen took a lot of offense to all of this in her later announcement posts.


This is, however, not the end of the Brazillian invasion on the subreddit.
It had just begun.
Starting from December 5, as part of the Operation Snark Sink, at least six known Brazillian men have invaded the subreddit.
The first two were u/left-ad-4952 and u/fit-fix-6014...unfortunately for them, they have forgotten they were only meant to go one at a time and, thus sabotaged themselves


The next one was a lot more feisty, however.Specifically, u/Affectionate-Gur2694,
(archive)


Oddly for a typical Brazillian Man, this account had a lot longer of a history and followed stuff that was not in Ellen's field of expertise.

In fact, he was so feisty, not only did he blow up DM's of various users and mods,

but he also followed the snarkers to other subreddits to attack them.

His reign was, however, also short lived.


The next one was u/National-Wishbone205.

Then again, this was all they posted before being banned, so it could just be a rando.


The next one was...

oh...

Oh no.

It's him! AGAIN!

And he just sorta...left...


The last Brazillian man is an interesting case.
See...this guy was all confused, but also knew far too much while pretending to know so little.
u/ProfessionalRow7201.

Guy still exists, actually, which is weird.

Those are some of his messages on r/pizzacakesnark.

Let's read through some more of the messages he sent to Cook then, shall we?

However, this Brazillian man has also DM'd other people, including u/Existing_Jeweler3322...who's not a moderator, but, like, does some things for them?...idk.


Pause.

The guy says that he's in UK...surely, that won't backfire on him.
Back to the DM.

Another pause.
See this SS?

He also sent it to the mod staff.

Yes, this is UK and Brazil, both the location he pretended to be at, and the location the previous Brazillian man pretended to be at.
Bro used a VPN to pretend to be a 30 year old Brazillian Man.
Continuing.

Here, they actually start talking about the further Cook DM's.

...huff...huff...that's the end of the Brazillians.
Following this, Ellen's Brazillian army mass reported r/pizzacakesnark and got it shut down.


More info about the situation, and why I believe why it went down like it did, here, but I will talk about it more during the Manipulation, as it was a lot more fishy than just her sending her fans after the subreddit.

After that one, we all definitely need a break, especially as the sections afterwards are gonna get even spicier!
You might have noticed it by now, but I covered these symptoms in a very specific order, and not just because that's the order of them in the ASPD symptoms box on Wikipedia.
See, I began this psycho analysis by talking about surface level Ellen info, her sexual deviancy. Then, we went through her manipulation tactics, her acting on emotions, her dealing with negative emotions in non destructive ways, and now her dealing with it in destructive ways.
Parts 8 and 9 will all be about Ellen's recklessness and how her lack of forethought, stemming from these prior symptoms, endangers everyone around her, including her kids.
Part 8 will, specifically, be about Ellen involving herself in dramas of other people for no good reason, her frequent TOS violations and lack of separation of her personal life from her work life.
...and it's gonna be done in style...

 

[BIG DADDY]

New Threads post.
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Some new comments too.
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Off to work on part 7 some more.

Oh and smug Ellen is back. Hey a fun game would be to try and guess the difference between the kind of guy who insults Ellen in her DMs and the type of guys that she relies on for a living. Certainly while both may have seen her naked, only one of the above pays for it.

The better answer though is in addition to the autism and bad combover, the kind of guy who slides into her DMs to perv on her might also be a pedophile who has drawn porn of her kids.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

New Threads po-
(archive)

...hmmmm.
...something's not right.
...I can't put my finger on it...but I'm starting to think there might be something missing here...

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

My edit of the latest one, based on a classic reddit cuckoldry moment:
View attachment 8433662

Spoiler: SUPERCHARGED

View attachment 8433663

This whore needs to keep her hands off my ancient memes.

 

[Dickbucketz 117]

New Threads po-
(archive)
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...hmmmm.
...something's not right.
...I can't put my finger on it...but I'm starting to think there might be something missing here...
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Ellen's work never fails to make me wish I could suckerpunch someone through a screen

inb4 MATI

 

[BIG DADDY]

New Threads po-
(archive)
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This is such a tired point honestly. The worst part about her comics is that every political message has already been recycled ad nauseam. “Minorities voting red/supporting law and order are going against their own interests” predates Trump by like a hundred years. She’s creatively bankrupt though so no expectation of originality.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Dissapointed with the lack of replies there, especially relating to Part 7.

Let's get to the updates, then.
Soms more Threads replies.

First, from that unfinished comic.
"All humans have value!....except the ones I don't like!"


Then, two random comments Ellen has made.

You don't just exist, Ellen. Otherwise you'd have no drama on the internet.


...and then look at this.

I wish she was.

Speaking of OF, new cosplays have dropped.
(Xtra) (Bonus) (Onlyfans)
(archive 1) (archive 2) (archive 3)


So...it's child character cosplays for the next two weeks.
That's gonna be something.

 

[AnOminous]

First, from that unfinished comic.
"All humans have value!....except the ones I don't like!"

"Hurr durr it's just a piece of paper." By that token I shouldn't judge a serial killer because a jury verdict is just a piece of paper.

 

[wyleanda]

You don't just exist, Ellen. Otherwise you'd have no drama on the internet.

D-Does she not know that people can make fent easily in poor countries?? Or is she that stupid to realize that countries have reputations for a reason like how Columbia is known as the cocaine capital of the world....

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Another delivery of boring political slop.

And the comments.

Careful there, Farmers, she saw some of you losers in the flesh!

Working on part 8, btw, hoping it will have more of a response than part 7.

 

[Dickbucketz 117]

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Working on part 8, btw, hoping it will have more of a response than part 7.

Calling people you don't like Nazis is passe, the kids today call them Russians

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

This whore needs to keep her hands off my ancient memes.
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I don't believe it!

 

[Dickbucketz 117]

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Ellen, via her constant habit of bodyshaming, cannot understand that looking bad is not an automatic confirmation that you're a hater. Same the other way around.
Again, if it was, she'd be her biggest hater, and we all know she sucks her own metaphorical dick all the time.


Uodate: Even more bodyshaming.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Ellen has all of the instinct to dominate and desire to shame you'd see in a high-school mean girl, but none of the social grace to understand when she's coming off as the bad guy. Ellen's online hystrionics are the sort of thing you only see in children and middle-agers going through deep personal crisis. I think she understands that once her children are old enough they're going to go low- or no-contact, that her husband is a broken man, that the only satisfying fuck she gets is from men who treat her like a medium-quality prostitute, and that arguing with random chuds online is the closest she gets to social validation.

She is, in short, a sad pathetic loser who has destroyed any meaningful connection in her real life, and so tries to replace it with attention from simps and online slapfights with nobodies.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

...I guess the only thing I can add now is that Mombie 15 released on Instagram publically today?
(archive)

Though due to the 24 hour rule, I cannot include it in that part anymore.

Oh, and...
For someone with a kink for white trash, kek.




Yet another update 'cus of no activity.
I was working on the part 8, looking for one particular Threads post, and I just saw this posted.
(archive)

I was expecting a Trump Peace Prize post.
I was not expecting Scar.


Update: Oh ffs...
(archive)