Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
I've attached a copy of what I think is Russell's 'book' ('Why I'm making it legal ...' ) for your enjoyment (here however it's described merely as a 'short essay' -- how misleading and deceptive).

My favourite quote from the book so far: "I wanted to be an actor, but without facial expressions, it makes acting hard."
 

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I just registered an account to share a copy of Russell's 'October's Uprising'. I'm only on the third page, but it's pretty damn (unintentionally) hilarious.

So as a newbie here let me ask: is there anyone else as rewarding to read about as Russell? Has Russell spoiled me for all other lolcows?

terra jones. serial bandwagoner who decided to transition because of elliott rodger
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/richa...alo-bill-jones-leslie-eclaire-stilanis.17120/

john bulla, sex offender who claims he didn't rape his step daughter, but it was his clone from jupiter that he met once at a pizza hut. has some of the most consistently funny tweets
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/john-s-bulla-paul45thomas-bullastephen.28507/

bob mckim, minister of his own church that he runs out of his trailer. some really good funny videos (not high energy, but a good crazy element)
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/evangelist-dr-robert-mckim-sr.18655/

tommy tooter. too much crazy to try to explain lol
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tommy...g-tommi-jayne-wasserberg-whistleblower.18925/
 
I've attached a copy of what I think is Russell's 'book' ('Why I'm making it legal ...' ) for your enjoyment (here however it's described merely as a 'short essay' -- how misleading and deceptive).

Fantastic find! I came close to giving in and purchasing his 'book' myself for the lols and to upload online, thanks for saving me that cash!

It's as bad as I thought it would be, but I didn't think it would be that short, given that he said he'd been working on this book for over a year.

However that said, it has provided one of the greatest lines I've ever read...

"Sweat fell off of my brow. I didn’t know if I should be praying to God to let Bishop Frey go easy on me or if I should be using my brain to get me out of this situation. Finally, inspiration hit me…and I think it was from my brain."

And OMG, the Carrie moment at the high-school dance! I can imagine the look of fury and hatred on his face (eyes half closed, teeth bared, slack lips and jaw hanging to one side, drool dripping angrily onto his shirt...).
 
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Apologies if this has already been uploaded, but seems his change of heart in favour of forgiveness has already started to lapse. I hope this hot girl that has hurt him by not going on this imaginary date feels really bad about herself...

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That lack of awareness. The sheer hypocrisy of his "I'll only date a 9 or better looking woman" while pitching massive tard fits of spiteful, venomous hate if he even thinks someone looks at him cock-eyed. This is a major contributing factor to why he will be alone forever and only get laid when he's got cash in hand. He's going to be a bitter, lonely Hobbit for eternity.
 
^^ he can't even get laid with cash in hand. He's all but ostracized from the Nevada brothel community at this point. They all know of him from his prolific tweet fights with hookers and the spat with Dennis Hof.

Beyond that, it's not even just about getting laid. He wants a girlfriend; he wants a woman to be "his". It infuriates him that hookers he fantasizes about Pretty Womaning see other men. He sees those other patrons as vile people; although they are the same as him, actually they are better.

Russ complained about a hooker once being too presumptuous and rushing to sex. He wants to woo them, save them, make them his girlfriend. Sex isn't the object, ownership of a woman is.

He's probably the worst lay west of the Mississippi too.
 
I can imagine few horrors more intense than being a poor girl lying under Russ, having to look up at his face as he pounds away at her, drool dripping into her face as he makes inhuman grunting noises.

It'd all be over in less than six seconds, but man, there is no amount of money that anyone could pay me to put myself in that position...

I'm also betting Russell is really hairy, I mean werewolf hairy all over his body.

Wow, the horror that's going through my head right now...
 
^^ he can't even get laid with cash in hand. He's all but ostracized from the Nevada brothel community at this point. They all know of him from his prolific tweet fights with hookers and the spat with Dennis Hof.

Beyond that, it's not even just about getting laid. He wants a girlfriend; he wants a woman to be "his". It infuriates him that hookers he fantasizes about Pretty Womaning see other men. He sees those other patrons as vile people; although they are the same as him, actually they are better.

Russ complained about a hooker once being too presumptuous and rushing to sex. He wants to woo them, save them, make them his girlfriend. Sex isn't the object, ownership of a woman is.

He's probably the worst lay west of the Mississippi too.

I think he'd win the "worst lay award" regardless of which side of the Ol' Miss he's on.

But, you're right in every regard. His desire to dominate a woman is disturbing, maybe one of the most disturbing things about him. And make no bones about it, there's loads about Russhole to be disturbed by. If he wasn't a weak little manlet who would get curb-stomped by a pre-teen I'd almost be worried he might force himself on some poor girl one day. You can tell his entitled rage and mental instability are increasing exponentially, especially since his failure in court. I just hope he doesn't go full "Supreme Gentleman" like Elliot Rodger and gun down innocent people in a spree shooting after more rejections or his next courtroom failure with Ariana Grande.
 
I've been checking this thread out. He's close to approaching horrorcow status. Has there ever been a thirstier lolcow than this? This guy makes using prostitutes a politicised ordeal. He makes relationships a minefield of abject delusion and unwarranted self-importance. The lawsuits are the cherry on top, though.

I just registered an account to share a copy of Russell's 'October's Uprising'. I'm only on the third page, but it's pretty damn (unintentionally) hilarious.

So as a newbie here let me ask: is there anyone else as rewarding to read about as Russell? Has Russell spoiled me for all other lolcows?

I have my own personal biases. My highlights are:

https://kiwifarms.is/threads/jake-rapp.19301/ When we found out Jake was getting pimped out for gay sex by his paedophillia supporting common-law wife who was sacked from Nintendo for whoring.

https://kiwifarms.is/threads/chris-gillon-autphag-and-spergchan-sophie-y’israeli.3728/ Where autodidact Scottish sperg @Autphag who is obsessed with creating a country solely for the Asperger afflicted based on North Korea decides bribing followers with child sex slaves is a viable point to make.
 
WARNING: Beyond disturbing.

Twenty minutes? Sure thing.

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L O fucking L. My god. I want that passage engraved on my headstone. That is the most incredible thing I have ever read in my entire life. I can't even begin to start picking it apart. Just wow.

I will say one thing, prostitution should be legal. What consenting adults agree to should be none of the government's business. That said, good luck citing Canadian cases and UN opinion pieces in Utah courts.

But back to that passage... HE FRENCH KISSED A HOOKER. WHAT THE FUCK. How do you kiss a hooker? Condoms or not she's sucking a dozen dicks a day easy. Also... the mental image of Russ kissing with those saggy lips. Jesus.
 
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It's such a weird combination of clinical details and childish descriptiveness. It's almost like a Junior High kid trying to write his own spank material after getting his sex-ed textbook. It's creepy and if we didn't know better you could almost make the claim that he's never actually had sex.

There's also the childish naiveté of him believing that those prostitutes actually care about him. They're essentially actresses playing the role of a woman in the throws of ecstasy and making the John feel like a sexual tyrannosaurus, but only for a price. When they're done they clean themselves up, move on to the next John, and forget all about the last one. Pretty much anyone with an IQ above "potato" understands this, so why not a "genius" like Russhole?

Also, I love it when a woman "sucks me my penis", don't you, boys?
 
I feel bad for the hooker. Considering he can't close his mouth, he probably has a dry mouth and bad breath. Can you imagine kissing that? Ugh.

Probably like kissing a rotting hog liver or some dead and decaying deep sea fish, the kind of fish used to high pressures and turn into gelatinous blobs when they're brought to the surface.
 
Sorry for being off-topic here, but do you happen to remember what pages that was going on at?

Sure, mate. It's slight hyperbole but Alison basically convinced to turn from mongamy to being a poly sex slut. Jake Rapp is the opposite of Russell. He has no ego or confidence. Read the entire thread, your jaw will drop, it just gets better and better.

This is the moment of truth:
https://kiwifarms.is/threads/jake-rapp.19301/page-22

Also, to get back on topic, general question: how does Russell square his Mormonism with his bizarre innate thirst for strippers and prostitutes? It's a very weird combo.
 
Sure, mate. It's slight hyperbole but Alison basically convinced to turn from mongamy to being a poly sex slut. Jake Rapp is the opposite of Russell. He has no ego or confidence. Read the entire thread, your jaw will drop, it just gets better and better.

This is the moment of truth:
https://kiwifarms.is/threads/jake-rapp.19301/page-22

Also, to get back on topic, general question: how does Russell square his Mormonism with his bizarre innate thirst for strippers and prostitutes? It's a very weird combo.

He doesn't. Rusty isn't a member of the LDS Church any longer, and even when he was his faith and devotion to the Church was dubious. I doubt he holds to any religion these days because he believes churches "let him down", so calling Russhole a Mormon is like calling Marilyn Manson a country-western singer.
 
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