📚 Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[TismFarmer]

Snubbed: even though the government paid every bloodied cent for this cockchop, OP is not happy with its outcome, likely because it has a resemblance to a snub-nosed monkey. Now he's seeking a possible revision, though I think he should leave it as it is since allegedly it otherwise functions just fine - which means the nerves in his genitals were able to make a miraculous escape from the Holocockst he unleashed on himself.
kiwitgirlthrowaway (Dr. Rita Yang; peritoneal pull-through (PPV) vaginoplasty)

Their ditch looked different when they posted before...

Spoiler: Earlier pics

 

[neverendingmidi]

I found a troon that documented his castration, FFS and body contouring surgeries with before and after pictures. Scrubby is an absolute self-hating lunatic. He sometimes says he is trans, but most of the time he is talking about how he deserves pain and abuse. Lock me in a cage and feed me shit and multivitamins levels of abuse. One can only speculate what made scrubby spiral down to rock bottom. Was it his 20+ years of WoW or his 25+ years of playing MtG?

Talk about a Hank Hill ass.

 

[Constellationzero]

Them gnarly ass MAN feet. So twee, turning them inward.

 

[JohnnyG]

he seems disappointed with the results of the body contouring surgery

This may seem tepid on top of the other insanity here, but "body contouring" is laughably ridiculous when 90% of these people are so overweight they've lost any semblance of shape or tone.

I wonder if they think that starting out that doughy means the surgeon can carve away until they've sculpted a voluptuous woman, but it should be apparent that if you still look like a refrigerator while 50 pounds overweight, it's probably the underlying structure.

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

@Magic Pickle, I don't care what the Buford voting actually comes out to. You are the Buford winner in my heart. Your efforts continue to make this thread probably the single most useful compendium of honest and uncensored "gender affirming" surgical results on the entire internet and this is a service not just to the Farms but to society at large. Please continue to grace us with as many dick punch jokes as you wish.

 

[Imp]

@Magic Pickle
This is one of those titchops that make me think the surgeon was honestly just fucking around with the patient under anesthesia because you can hardly call this top surgery (as most TiFs understand it as). It just looks like they took a comical cartoon vacuum to her breasts, pressed "SUCK" (in bold red letters) and emphatically tapped their foot as it took .5 seconds to slurp up all her boob-meat.
cipherscripture (bilateral cosmetic mastectomy)
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2 Months Post Op, not feeling great.​

While overall I’m really happy, I still get sad looking at my chest because I see so many great 1-2 month post op photo and I think “why can’t I look like that”. I still have a seroma on my left side that’s fighting and won’t go away, and my right side has developed this weird hard swelling. My doctor tells me not to worry, and that this is all a part of healing (considering they took 7.5 pounds away from my chest), but I feel gross. I don’t like the swelling. Or the seroma.

I’ve started to work out in an attempt to build muscle so I’m hopeful that will make me more confident. Just wondering if y’all had similar post op experiences like this? Did the swelling go away? I haven’t heard of a seroma lasting for nearly 6 weeks like this.

Okay anyway I was reading this while at the ER with my mom last week and the lost 7.5 lbs of breast tissue caught my eye. I have lost weight recently and I found this table

https://laurengreenbergmd.com/breast/what-is-the-volume-in-cc-of-a-cup-size/

which tries to take a shot at what is the volume of a cup per bra size.

Female Plastic Surgeon Lauren Greenberg, MD​

(troon? I don't think so, just kind of unfortunate looking for us professional tranny spotters)

This is particularly interesting now for me, as I have the Vectra 3D imaging system which I use for all of my breast patients. It will make it better to truly advise “what size will I be after surgery?” and “What size are my breasts now?”

Underwire size	Bra size (US system)	Bra size (UK system)	Cup diameter[92]	Volume of one cup	Weight of both breasts
30	32A 30B 28C	32A 30B 28C	9.7 cm (3 in 5/6)	240 cc (0.51 US pt)	0.43 kg (0.95 lb)
32	34A 32B 30C 28D	34A 32B 30C 28D	10.6 cm (4 in 1/6)	310 cc (0.66 US pt)	0.56 kg (1.2 lb)
34	36A 34B 32C 30D 28E	36A 34B 32C 30D 28DD	11.4 cm (4 in 1/2)	390 cc (0.82 US pt)	0.70 kg (1.5 lb)
36	38A 36B 34C 32D 30E 28F	38A 36B 34C 32D 30DD 28E	12.3 cm (4 in 5/6)	480 cc (1.0 US pt)	0.86 kg (1.9 lb)
38	40A 38B 36C 34D 32E 30F 28G	40A 38B 36C 34D 32DD 30E 28F	13.1 cm (5 in 1/6)	590 cc (1.2 US pt)	1.1 kg (2.4 lb)
40	42A 40B 38C 36D 34E 32F 30G 28H	42A 40B 38C 36D 34DD 32E 30F 28FF	14.0 cm (5 in 1/2)	710 cc (1.5 US pt)	1.3 kg (2.9 lb)
42	44A 42B 40C 38D 36E 34F 32G 30H 28I	44A 42B 40C 38D 36DD 34E 32F 30FF 28G	14.8 cm (5 in 5/6)	850 cc (1.8 US pt)	1.5 kg (3.3 lb)
44	44B 42C 40D 38E 36F 34G 32H 30I 28J	44B 42C 40D 38DD 36E 34F 32FF 30G 28GG	15.7 cm (6 in 1/6)	1,000 cc (2.1 US pt)	1.8 kg (4.0 lb)
46	44C 42D 40E 38F 36G 34H 32I 30J 28K	44C 42D 40DD 38E 36F 34FF 32G 30GG 28H	16.5 cm (6 in 1/2)	1,180 cc (2.5 US pt)	2.1 kg (4.6 lb)
48	44D 42E 40F 38G 36H 34I 32J 30K 28L	44D 42DD 40E 38F 36FF 34G 32GG 30H 28HH	17.4 cm (6 in 5/6)	1,370 cc (2.9 US pt)	2.5 kg (5.5 lb)
50	44E 42F 40G 38H 36I 34J 32K 30L 28M	44DD 42E 40F 38FF 36G 34GG 32H 30HH 28J	18.2 cm (7 in 1/6)	1,580 cc (3.3 US pt)	2.8 kg (6.2 lb)
52	44F 42G 40H 38I 36J 34K 32L 30M 28N	44E 42F 40FF 38G 36GG 34H 32HH 30J 28JJ	19.0 cm (7 in 1/2)	1,810 cc (3.8 US pt)	3.3 kg (7.3 lb)
54	44G 42H 40I 38J 36K 34L 32M 30N 28O	44F 42FF 40G 38GG 36H 34HH 32J 30JJ 28K	19.9 cm (7 in 5/6)	2,060 cc (4.4 US pt)	3.7 kg (8.2 lb)
56	44H 42I 40J 38K 36L 34M 32N 30O 28P	44FF 42G 40GG 38H 36HH 34J 32JJ 30K 28KK	20.7 cm (8 in 1/6)	2,340 cc (4.9 US pt)	4.2 kg (9.3 lb)
58	44I 42J 40K 38L 36M 34N 32O 30P	44G 42GG 40H 38HH 36J 34JJ 32K 30KK	21.6 cm (8 in 1/2)	2,640 cc (5.6 US pt)	4.8 kg (11 lb)
60	44J 42K 40L 38M 36N 34O 32P	44GG 42H 40HH 38J 36JJ 34K 32KK	22.4 cm (8 in 5/6)	3,000 cc (6.3 US pt)	5.3 kg (12 lb)

https://archive.ph/tGBJ1

this line in particular as it has the weight of two breasts at 7.3 lbs for lets just say she was a 34H UK size, which is absolutely massive! I agree that her surgeon sucked it all away and left concave remains. It reminds me of some early radical mastectomies where breast, muscle and lymph nodes were all removed. I don't know if radical is the correct term because I've seen many () mastectomy descriptions.

Edited to add an approximate looking set of breasts in a 36H or something like that to represent her forlornly discarded mammaries


I lost only about 1.5 lbs even thought it seemed like it should have been more

 

[Snow Miku]

Also, please stop being meaniebutts about his "pussy" because he thinks she's beautiful as she is and he's grateful to have her no matter how she looks!

Wait, the guy who got his penis ironed *didn't* think it looked bad until people on reddit started saying "I'm so sorry for what happened to you"??

My god, I traced the chain of posts back and you're right, he says in the first post "I'm scared by how it looks", but in hindsight that's just referring to the infection. I see why he's in a conservatorship... Though I gotta say, "penis but flat" is miles better than the Cthulhu he presented with initially. Good grief!

You be the judge, Kiwis - how indistinguishable is it from what Mother Nature crafts herself?

The thing is, even with the most (relatively) okay looking neovaginas, the illusion is completely broken when you see the actual ""vaginal"" canal entrance. Like, congrats, you've got some wrinkly flaps that one could look at and think "well, there's all sorts of vaginas in this world", but then you open your legs and there's the Mystery Hole to Nowhere.

And the odds of this being covered by insurance? Alarmingly high!

This is the worst thing I've heard all year.

It's been a decade since I've seen American Mary, but wasn't the whole thing with the realdoll woman that even the scummy plastic surgeons wouldn't do this level of female genital mutilation, which is why she had to get chopped by a back alley butcher? And that agreeing to butcher that woman was the sign that Mary was super fucked up? Crazy how things change in a few years! Hahahahaha kill me.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Your efforts continue to make this thread probably the single most useful compendium of honest and uncensored "gender affirming" surgical results on the entire internet and this is a service not just to the Farms but to society at large.

Spoiler: Aw, you got me sentimental.

It was Gruffin's demise that actually spurred me on to take the actual archival work more seriously, including trying to keep track of longterm patient outcomes by carefully linking posts to one another, researching the procedures and recording which surgeons were involved with the patient. It's disturbing how commonly these patients are not aware of the actual, tangible realities of these procedures and how they work in day-to-day life (judging by how many TiMs are bowled over by the agony of dilation or how many TiFs remain surprised at losing nipple sensation after having their nipples cut off) - but if my meticulous, possibly even overbearing documentation can help anyone either convince themselves or someone else not to go under the knife, it will have all been worth it in the end.

Ew, yuck, sorry for all those cooties. Let me serve up some thread tax to help out with that.

Ambitious_Bobcat4274 and her cute little axolotl-sporting psuedopenis have returned to give us an update on how she's been healing, and according to her, her duck is already bending in a Chandlerian fashion. Compared to other 'dogs I've seen, it's not really quite so bad, but keep in mind that Tiny Tony here is only about a month or so out of surgery - which implies we may see further bending in the future unless she can get it under control.
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Penis bending at scar ​

Hey I’ve read a little on here that you can do massage therapy or something and lube and it should help.

Spoiler: Even on a real penis, this tattoo would be endlessly funny.

Creative-Buy7326, or as I affectionately call her "Snuffalupagus," has finally reached the end-stage of her phalloplasty journey - but there remains yet further road untraveled as she hasn't had her uterus filleted nor her clitoris buried, which means there are decent chances she's been menstruating this whole time with such an odious set-up. Barf!
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Last stage of phallo abdo in France ​

Hey everyone ! I just had my last stage of phallo abdo 2 days ago ! I got the ZSI pump end testicular implant (left one is the testicular implant end the right one is the pump). I haven’t done the hysterectomy so I didn’t close the V end I also didn’t get burial.

Spoiler: Even if it can get "erect," who would want that inside them?

Another FTM reports having a psuedodick that isn't standing upright like it ought to, but the scar contraction on this one is actually bad enough that I'm surprised it doesn't cause her more discomfort.
Ok_Rush_3233 (Dr. Celtik; radial forearm-flap (RFF) phalloplasty)
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Scar under shaft ​

Will this break up with massaging and gravity or will it need surgical intervention??

Spoiler: It looks like it makes sad womping noises.

Last time I posted about Enough_Ad1324, I had not done my proper due diligence in introducing her to the thread for proper tracking purposes. Now that she's gone under the knife, I'm happy to re-introduce her, as she is one of those shady little poons that wants to lie about her natal sex to women to have sex with them - something she has already done in the past. But that's not all that's interesting about her: she also claims she had top surgery at 12 years old and began testosterone at 13 and, presently, is only 19 years old at the time of dog-installation. But now that she's got a delicious dong to dazzle the dames with, she's ready to go on the prowl and find more chicks to trick.
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Enough_Ad1324 (Dr. Crane; anterolateral-thigh (ALT) phalloplasty with urethral lengthening and scrotoplasty)
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ALT post op wound advice​

Hey guys, I’m a month and some change post op and the most annoying wound I’m dealing with at the moment is this one right under my phallus. I had an infection (that’s now healed) and it ate away at my skin as you can see in the picture and things are taking time to heal. I have a small hole that seems to be getting smaller but I wish it was closed and then obviously I still have fresh flesh/wound separation. I’m switching out gauze as much as possible but my gauze don’t get drenched anymore, thankfully, so I feel like I’m just in a waiting game but I was wondering if anyone has any advice that can help this go by a little faster? Anything is appreciated. I put woven gauze right under my phallus where the separation is to soak up leaking fluids, non woven gauze on my scrotum (not producing much fluid anymore), and then gauze in my perineum (not producing much fluid anymore). So far I can pee completely out of my phallus with no problems (praying it stays this way) so really the only thing restricting me from being a regular person again is this wound!!! I’m drinking juven daily, trying to keep protein as high as possible, vitamins/supplements and my diet to as much Whole Foods as possible. The first picture is from today and the second picture is from December 31st. It’s definitely healing but if anyone has any advice to make things get better a little faster I’d appreciate it! I’m waiting for a wound care clinic appointment but it’s going to take about a week and I go back to school soon so every day counts. (To get a better view of the picture on December 31st, click on it)

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New wound, so exciting! ​

Healing was going great until I realized the soreness id been feeling near my scrotum was NOT my nuts brushing against my leg but a tear right behind my scrotum! I just had gotten control of the wound under my phallus and then this one shows up. I’m almost 6 weeks post op so I’m pretty disappointed because i thought i was close to the end but clearly not. Now I have to be extra careful and cautious, no more side sleeping, have to slow down on walking and make sure my movements are careful and not too fast, etc. I feel like I’m starting at week one again haha. Very frustrating. Maybe I’m sitting incorrectly, walking incorrectly, bending incorrectly? Etc. Going to put alginate dressings on it to hopefully get things healing a bit faster, any other advice or suggestions is appreciated.

PS: Pre op guys who have a hard time relaxing and not doing things too fast learn from me. I’m a very independent guy and have been doing pretty much everything on my own since week 2 because I refused to depend on my caregiver too much. While this helped me a lot, as you can tell it also has hurt me. Bending down I think is what caused this but other factors can play a role. Listen to your body, if something hurts or feels off, check the entire area daily until that pain goes away or your doctor assures you things are okay. I think I could’ve avoided it being this big if I would’ve listened to my body more because clearly the pain was NOT my scrotum chafing!

Spoiler: I'm sure college girls will be eager to put their mouths on this.

To mix things up, here's a top surgery that doesn't actually look as bad as it could - especially as OP has done the impressive feat of losing over a hundred pounds - but the title of this post is downright fucking eerie. And when you look at her photos and see her dead, vacant eyes? The cult allegations remain very, very strong.
Thesystemof8cadences (bilateral cosmetic mastectomy with double incisions)
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2.5 years post op. Happiness is an incision away.​

After losing over 100lbs and then getting the bi-lateral mastectomy 1.5 years into starting T, I am quite pleased with how my chest has turned out.
Even the musculature has changed for the better, and I couldn't be happier.
I hope everyone else has such luck.

Spoiler: The face tattoo is also funny.

Now here's a lassie who is far less lucky, having tried everything under the sun to beat back the thick, rosy ropes of scar tissue that have formed under what used to be her breasts and coming up empty-handed. What I find bizarre is that if you know you are prone to keloids and heavy scarring, why would you go for a completely elective procedure that will lead you, inevitably, to keloids and heavy scarring?
zombiemermaid_ (bilateral cosmetic mastectomy)
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I don't know what else to do ​

3.5 post op, did everything I could to take care of it. I've done laser, microneedling, jet plasma, used scar cream and gel and it still looks like this.

Spoiler: It looks like a cat emoji.

And now for a couple of text posts.
A troon using a throwaway account and refusing to name his surgeon or specify literally any details about his procedure doesn't understand why it's so hard for anonymous strangers to give him guidance based off of zero information. Matters are made worse when every consult he has with the MVPs of mutilating men, Theerapong and Littleton, offer little recourse for him, which has lead him to spiral in despair.
sumrandom69 (vaginoplasty)
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Botched and in desperate need of advice.​

Let me start this by clarifying that I'm asking for help. The last time I posted from a different account there was a lot of pressure to reveal the name of my surgeon to help the rest of the girls but currently I am asking you for help and I'm sorry but I don't wanna take risks and reveal the name of my surgeon. Thank you for understanding in advance.
I've been really unhappy with the results of my procedure basically since day one I could tell something was off but I was always gaslight into believing that it's a great result and my suspicions have been confirmed when I found this subreddit. Basically I've just been screwed in so many ways and the whole experience has been so traumatic I don't know how to live with myself after making this decision, I feel like I ruined my life and I don't know what to do. I'm a little over a year post op now and I desperately need suggestions and recommendations for surgeons who could help me (interested in a revision not a reversal like phallo or anything like that). I feel so disgusting almost worse than I did pre op I just need this year long nightmare to end. I've been on this sub daily trying to gather information but I've just gotten overwhelmed at this point. I've spoken to Theerapong and his team but I'm very scared to go with them because their english wasn't the best and obviously I'm beyond scared to trust any doctor after what happened to me, I need clear communication. I've also spoken to Littletons team but the prices and waiting lists killed any fight I had left in me for that one. I just need some kind of hope, something to hold on to.

Lastly, things are getting very heated - and litigious - between Dr. Hyer and Legal-Ad4972, the miserable monkey she emasculated forever, and now he's rousing up legal funds to take her to court and have her license investigated. This means that he's become extremely prone to DFE, so from here on out I may have difficulty securing archives consistently. Still, this does make him one of the superior transgender activists for actually trying to take one of these demons to court, so kudos to him for making the effort. (Though he should try to be less whiny about a lack of donations when he won't even share his GoFundMe publicly.)
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4th corrective surgery needed, I need help. I need my community. I will pay it forward.​

I've shared a lot about my surgical journey over the past two years. Unfortunately I've had to delete select posts because my surgical facility was strolling Reddit and it's quickly escalating to a legal issue. Some of you have msgd me and chatted with me. I appreciate talking and emotional support too even if you can't donate. Any positivity helps. Literally anything helps. Even just giving words of encouragement.

I need a 4th corrective surgery. I don't have sexual function and I have what outside providers describe as "abnormal anatomy." I have no depth and width. My introitus is disconnected from the vulva and surrounded by no labia. I have no inner labia. I have two angular lumps on my mons. I have erectile tisssue. I owe all over myself still. My clitoris is painful and I am suffering. I have an MrI Monday in my pelvic region a for further imaging of internal parts.

I asking for anything. If everyone can ship in 1,2,5,10 anything I'd be so grateful.

I promise to donate any unused funds to a trans person in need of corrective revision surgery and I'll show proof of receipt that I did that. I need costs to cover being out of work, travel, post up care and the surgery!!! My ultimate goal is 42,000. I will send thank you's or do anything to show my appreciation. I am not going to spam the go fund me so people can msg me for the link if they'd like to donate.

Additionally if you are good at publicity and getting the word out, let me know I'd appreciate tips and help. I am suffering and working through the medical trauma i. Therapy.

I know my original surgeon trolls Reddit. What would be epic is if she msgd and she covered all the costs needed and just said she was sorry. I'm sorry to all who are suffering failed surgeries.

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Why I lawfully recorded my medical visits — and why knowing your state’s consent laws matters​

I’m at a point where I’m preparing to go public about my own medical case involving serious documentation discrepancies and minimized harm in my clinical records.
What saved me was that I had lawfully recorded my clinical encounters in a state where one-party consent is legal. Those recordings preserved what was actually said and done, and they directly contradict portions of my written medical record.
I’m sharing this not to give legal advice, but to urge people, especially patients navigating complex or high-risk care, to know their rights in their own state. Recording laws vary significantly, and it’s critical to verify what’s legal where you live.
I never expected to need this kind of evidence. I trusted the system. But without contemporaneous recordings, I would not have been able to demonstrate what actually occurred.
If nothing else, I hope this reminds people that documentation is not infallible, and that patients deserve to protect themselves, lawfully and ethically, when their health and future are on the line.

 

[hey god it's me again]

Another FTM reports having a psuedodick that isn't standing upright like it ought to, but the scar contraction on this one is actually bad enough that I'm surprised it doesn't cause her more discomfort.

The SRS thread of Kiwifarms feature so many animals! Cows, elephants, octopi, salamanders... recently we found out the existence of the snub-nosed monkey, and it didn't take us too long to find ourselves a proboscis monkey too

Spoiler: Thread monkey's paws

Truly enjoyed the variety on this one, thank you to the most deserving of the Buford in my mind "Happiness is an incision away" and "New wound, so exciting!" are insane post titles, even for tranny standards.

 

[Otterly]

Also, please stop being meaniebutts about his "pussy" because he thinks she's beautiful as she is and he's grateful to have her no matter how she looks!

It looks like someone glued his dick down and charged him several thousand dollars for it. He still has a penis. Mengele would be tut-tutting at how bad this is.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Mengele would be tut-tutting at how bad this is.

Please. Mengele would be horrified at this thread. Even Unit 731 would have balked at what these Troons and Pooners have paid (with parents insurance) to have done to them.

 

[Stan]

Another FTM reports having a psuedodick that isn't standing upright like it ought to, but the scar contraction on this one is actually bad enough that I'm surprised it doesn't cause her more discomfort.
Ok_Rush_3233 (Dr. Celtik; radial forearm-flap (RFF) phalloplasty)
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That’s one heck of a contracture.
How long post op? (He has a “the day has come” post dated three months ago, fwiw.) That thigh graft site still looks horribly red. Sometimes when it comes to ALT I can't decide if the worst is the artificially spindly bony forearm from the tissue donor site, the patch o' road rash on the thigh for skin grafts, the shitty and unaesthetic "phallus" that kills them like half the time, the sensation/function complications, or the withering looks from other faggots. Even if you had the confidence that 6 months and 3 surgeries later your gential sitauation might be "improved" depending on your defintions...
No country for old lesbians IG. Barely any country for died in the wool TERFS like me.

Now here's a lassie who is far less lucky, having tried everything under the sun to beat back the thick, rosy ropes of scar tissue that have formed under what used to be her breasts and coming up empty-handed. What I find bizarre is that if you know you are prone to keloids and heavy scarring, why would you go for a completely elective procedure that will lead you, inevitably, to keloids and heavy scarring?

I see a cartoon turtle face. Like the nips are the eyes and the w of awful scars is the beak.

Please. Mengele would be horrified at this thread. Even Unit 731 would have balked at what these Troons and Pooners have paid (with parents insurance) to have done to them.

"God in heaven those poor logs. Even dead wood deserves more respect."

 

[I call shenanigans]

Unrelated, wtf is "navel removal?" They do that???

The navel is removed during a panniculectomy, and while during abdominoplasty surgeons will try to preserve the navel after cutting around it and relocating it, it’s not uncommon that they can’t preserve it.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Gazing into the boobyss: one of the grisliest outcomes that can happen for those who get top surgery is tissue death - most often, this involves nipple grafts. This nipple graft in particular, however, died so hard that once the scab peeled away, you can almost see silhouettes of the creatures that kept Lovecraft awake at night, haunting in the darkness within.
LukeGuyFrotter (bilateral cosmetic mastectomy with free nipple graft)
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Feeling miserable- failed nipple graft nightmare scenario​

I don't even know what to do anymore. I waited 3 years for top surgery and while I'm so happy to never have to deal with having breasts again, I can't handle what I'm going through right now.
November 28th, I had top surgery. I went into it confident I'd have no issues. I came out of surgery fine, but after 2 weeks I began to notice my left nipple wasn't recovering like my right was. I figured it was just taking longer than the other nipple, and was assured by others that was the case. By week 3, I realized something was wrong but was still in denial. I contacted my surgeon and he said to give it some time as it still looked fairly attached. I waited a couple of days, and my left side swole up and became tender and painful.
I go back to my surgeon the next day, and he removes the outside "scab" and dead tissue leaving the hole you can see above. This was really disheartening- I really wanted to keep both nipples, as having none would only make my dysphoria worse. From then on, I followed the practice of changing out my gauze two times a day, packing the wound as instructed. More yellow tissue formed. I left it alone. I show up to my appointment yesterday and my surgeon removes all of the gross yellow stuff. The hole looks deeper than before.
What am I doing wrong?? Is my luck really this horrible? I scoured reddit looking for someone, anyone, who experienced rejection this bad, and I found nothing. The hole looks about 2 inches deep whereas to begin with it looked 1 inch deep. This is literally my nightmare come to life. I see people in this and other subs who can wear their shirts and look amazing only 2-3 weeks post top surgery, and I sit here feeling absolutely disgusting at 5 weeks, unable to remove my shirt. I'm so exhausted. I'm tired of changing gauze, I'm tired of gross fluids, I'm tired of having a gaping wound in my chest. I don't have a conclusion to this, I'm just venting because I honestly have no idea what else to do. I did everything right when it comes to healing, and still failed. I'm tired, man. I feel like just giving up.

Spoiler: Do you think it echoes like a cavern?

Benjamin's Button: a TiM with a very button-like "clitoris" is seeking advice on how to proceed with his current set-up which he thinks functions fine but lacks luster in its looks. I sort of wonder if shopping around for a revision is inspired by the fact that OP is one of those freaks that likes to go stealth, to the point that he had been very dishonest with a former lover who broke up with him in December? Food for thought.
Intelligent_Tank_590 (Dr. Benjamin Meister; vaginoplasty)
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SRS after 1,5 years​

hi everyone

this is how it looks now i’m not really satisfied with the looks but satisfied with the functionality haha

had the 1st surgery in august 2024 and the revision in february 2025

idk what to think to be honest would like some feedback

Spoiler: To be fair, if you fell for this, you're an idiot.

Back in January of last year, Agreeable_Stomach432 was not so keen on the cunture fashioned out of his flesh and let everybody know that he sprays like a sprinkler when he urinates. Now he has a repeated wound that mysteriously opens up every time he sticks something up inside of himself, proving that no matter how old a cockchop gets, new horrors always await.
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Worried about a wound that opens every time I have penetrative sex (2nd image)​

I had my first surgery over a year ago and a revision 5 months ago.

After the 1st surgery sex was sometimes painful but overall enjoyable. I was always sore for a couple days afterwards but nothing unbearable.

Now after my revision, the 3 times I've had sex (with different men) it's been sooo painful and this wound at the inferior part of the entrance has opened up every time, two of them with bleeding. The wound however closes up in less than a week and then it feels/looks normal. I have already contacted both surgeons but while I wait for a response I was hoping to get some feedback here, especially if maybe someone has had this happen as well.

My main concern is having bundle of scar tissue there and being too tight to have sex without a wound reopening and excruciating pain.

Spoiler: What is he even sticking in there?

Our pal Eve Panzarino continues to have high, high hopes for a living as he returns to r/Transgender_Surgeries post-hospital visit to ask around about getting himself a revision. And even though his fellow troons in the comments express concern about the mutant that now lives in his underwear, Eve doesn't seem remotely bothered by his outcome... aside from the horrible pain he is now in at all times.
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1 month post op - restore med center​

Sorry for the hair, i'm scared to shave. I think from the front i look good. But from the underneath there's the hanging thing that looks like my penis. The lips did not heal correctly and i believe i need a revision. Getting consults and such. I believe a lot of the tissue in my "penis" is necrotic tissue and is want causes me pain . I got bottom surgery with dr. John Whitehead & dr. Alain Ramirez at Restore Med Center.

They scared me and i'm looking for someone else to do the revision.

Spoiler: Just let the whole bush grow over, Jesus Christ.

Another returning character is guinepsees, the hot dog bun honey who has one of the most nauseating fauxnises featured in the thread (at least by my standards). Thankfully she's a real upstanding citizen, so she's keeping us in the loop of the terrible things she's done to herself. Let's take a peek!
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Update of hot dog method with RBL​

Going to be 5 weeks post op on Friday. Just finished taking a shower and wanted to show how the inside of my penis is healing and also what it looks like wrapped with the tube, gauze, and zeroform . Sorry for the shit angles btw.
After posting about getting my catheter taken out I had to have it placed back in two days after because of urine retention. I had 600cc of pee in me…BRUH. I messaged RBL’s team at like 6 in the morning to let them know I was miserable and couldn’t get any relief after peeing and as soon as the office was open they told me to come in.
RBL’s team did their thing and I got to enjoy New Year’s Eve/ New Year’s Day lol
It got taken out the following week. My bladder just needed some extra time.
Are you guys able to see my post history? Hopefully yes.

Spoiler: The grossest Swiss Roll ever.

Metoidioplasties are a thread classic due to how much everybody fucking hates them, so obviously when I find a worthwhile one to post, I post it. This one is a good one to review for the aspiring poonerologists because it actually showcases the "milking" that is often discussed in FTM procedures, which is just a slang term for "squeezing out every little bit of piss like your crotch is a sopping wet rag." And did you know? Many of them are unable to actually get rid of every bit, which is what gives them so many complications!
captain_bilgewater (Dr. Salim and Dr. Morrill; metoidioplasty with urethral lengthening, vaginectomy and scrotoplasty)
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Standing to pee 5 months post-op​

I had metoidioplasty with UL, vaginectomy, and scrotoplasty almost 5 months ago with Drs. Salim and Morrill at Kaiser in San Francisco. In addition to the massive overall reduction in day-to-day dysphoria, being able to stand to pee through my fly (or just in general without having to drop my pants) was my ultimate goal for this surgery and also the biggest unknown going into it. Five months out and I still kind of can’t believe that I get to live the rest of my life just being able to do this now after spending over 25 years agonizing that I couldn’t. Recovery was TOUGH, but worth every second.

Spoiler: Thousands of dollars were spent on making her this way.

Speaking of pooners and piss, here's demonboy98 showing us how the phalloplasty princesses get it done on the other side of the spectrum. This made me laugh because her aim is so fucking abysmal that she'd be a walking biohazard to share a living space with.
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Voiding​

Figured I'd share a vioding video. I had taken this to may send to my team about flow because they asked me how my flow was but I didn't know how to answer. After this I pushed behind the scrotom and had another stream come out.

Spoiler: Even men with the 'palsy do better than this.

And to round everything off, remember how I was irritated that Legal-Ad4972 wasn't posting the GoFundMe for his post-cockchop pity change despite being a whiner about it? Well, I fancy myself a slippery little sleuth when I've got a hankering for the truth, so I found it - and its existence confirms the original phonebooking I did of him back in July of 2025. Won't some of you please take pity on this Dickensian little whelp and offer him a dime for his troubles?
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Help Me Access Medically Necessary Care and Cover Legal Fees​

I previously underwent a major surgical procedure that was intended to improve my health and quality of life. Unfortunately, I experienced serious complications, and despite follow-up care, my medical situation has not improved. These complications have continued to affect my physical health and have significantly impacted my quality of life.

I now require extensive ongoing medical care. I have an MRI scheduled this week and additional specialist consultations ahead, and I am facing two, possibly three, additional surgeries. Alongside the medical burden, there are substantial related costs, including time away from work, travel and lodging for care, and ongoing recovery expenses.

The physical health impacts have also taken a toll on my mental and emotional well-being. Navigating the growing costs of healthcare in the U.S., while managing serious medical needs, has left me in a position where I need to ask for help.

Funds raised will go directly toward surgical costs, as well as required travel, lodging, and recovery support. These are all critical to ensuring a safe recovery and the best possible outcome.

Any support, whether through a donation, sharing this page, or simply taking the time to read, truly means more than I can express. Thank you for your compassion and for helping me move toward healing.

There is currently an active investigation related to my prior surgery, which adds another layer of complexity to an already difficult medical situation. As I work to secure appropriate care, I may also need support with future legal and advocacy costs connected to this process. Any funds used in this way would be directly related to protecting my health, access to care, and long-term well-being.

 

[TismFarmer]

Look,,Dude, I know you're proud you have a 'pussy' but Noone is going to want to put their penis into a vijayjay that already has one coming out!

Spoiler: Pixyteri/Ashton Winters Dream Scenario..

Hahahahahahahahaha!
Please, please tell me she does this at the urinal!

Spoiler: Teeny, weeny, peeny

Dood, more than 2 shakes means you're playing with it...

Edited to Add: Mention of Legal_Ad reminded me.
I put together some quotes from him to show future trannys just how worthwhile this surgery is, and how it will 100% cure whatever is going on with you.
Satisfaction Guaranteed!

"No inner labia, introitus detached from vulva, not surrounded by labia, mons angular and lumpy, no sensation in clitoris"
"Given negligible depth that mysteriously disappeared when they pulled the packing out, now around 2 inches"
"The vaginal canal being detached from the vulva looks sooo odd"
"No ability to have sex"
"Numb vulva"
"sprays everywhere while peeing"
"Abundant erectile tissue in right labia"
"It just sucks"
"It in no way looks like any human genitals"
"It remains unfixable because that's what the surgeons did to me"
"Its abnormal and awful"
"Surgery was the dumbest decision ever"
"Horrendous odor"
"My genitals are so gross, noone is going to touch me or go near me"
"It looks like a second butthole"
"Now I don't have human genitals"
"My spouse doesn't want to touch me anymore"
"Why would you want to touch that"

and for the finale,
"ITS A HUGE REGRET"
(emphasis his)

 

[The Great Ducktator]

LukeGuyFrotter (bilateral cosmetic mastectomy with free nipple graft)

These complications and the huge mastectomy scars confuse me. Turning a sauage into a taco and a clam into a banana are such esoteric procedures that prior to 2020ish barely any surgeon had experience with them. But mastectomies have legitimate use-cases in cancer treatment and have been widely used for decades. Shouldn't there be proper procedures and techniques to minimize these freak outcomes? Can't these surgeons not simply apply the cancer procedures?

 

[Two Frogs]

These complications and the huge mastectomy scars confuse me. Turning a sauage into a taco and a clam into a banana are such esoteric procedures that prior to 2020ish barely any surgeon had experience with them. But mastectomies have legitimate use-cases in cancer treatment and have been widely used for decades. Shouldn't there be proper procedures and techniques to minimize these freak outcomes? Can't these surgeons not simply apply the cancer procedures?

This is what makes me so aghast at pooner surgeries. Much of what they're attempting to have done already has at least some basis in surgical history - the double mastectomy, removal of genital tissue, etc. Even restorative surgical techniques exist for people who have had their genitals blown off by landmines and stuff. And yet, they're stuck with results that are frankly by any measure mutilation. Like, if they were done well and didn't do meaningful long-term harm to these peoples' bodies and psyches, I wouldn't really have an issue with the elective surgery. But they are being lied to and gaslit on such a scale that it is actively detrimental to a whole segment of the population. And then people are being gaslit into accepting it as necessary, lifesaving, vital. People who don't want the surgery are essentially being peer pressured into getting it. It's horrifying.

I've said it before but I mean it deeply: if I got cancer in my titties and I came out looking like a zipper titted pooner, or worse, a troon with implants under way too stretched skin, I would sue and consider it disfiguring.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Dr. Jess Ting

Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time…I remember when Jazz Jennings had Dr. Jesting and then the anesthesiologist was named Dr. Hurt lol. Jazz posting on /tv/ is how I learned about the Farms.

 

[booklover]

Wanna dive down a deep rabbit hole? Here are some voices of reason!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Productivitycafe/comments/1qif04k/do_you_really_support_banning_trans_surgery_on/

 

[Cuckoman]

Edited to Add: Mention of Legal_Ad reminded me.
I put together some quotes from him to show future trannys just how worthwhile this surgery is, and how it will 100% cure whatever is going on with you.
Satisfaction Guaranteed!

"No inner labia, introitus detached from vulva, not surrounded by labia, mons angular and lumpy, no sensation in clitoris"
"Given negligible depth that mysteriously disappeared when they pulled the packing out, now around 2 inches"
"The vaginal canal being detached from the vulva looks sooo odd"
"No ability to have sex"
"Numb vulva"
"sprays everywhere while peeing"
"Abundant erectile tissue in right labia"
"It just sucks"
"It in no way looks like any human genitals"
"It remains unfixable because that's what the surgeons did to me"
"Its abnormal and awful"
"Surgery was the dumbest decision ever"
"Horrendous odor"
"My genitals are so gross, noone is going to touch me or go near me"
"It looks like a second butthole"
"Now I don't have human genitals"
"My spouse doesn't want to touch me anymore"
"Why would you want to touch that"

and for the finale,
"ITS A HUGE REGRET"
(emphasis his)

Nothing really to add to this post or thread other than

I don't think I have ever seen a single post with this many potential "random.txt" entries before.
Bravo, I guess ?