💰 Grifter Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

Real Nigger Hours said:
Whoa Buddies + DSP are the only watchable segments.
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Woah buddies are always good because there's always SOMEONE doing some crazy shit. The segments are just totally determined by the actions of the figures, whether there's actually anything crazy they're doing or not.

Quartering segments were often boring but then suddenly he's hitting on Melonie at Amfest and poisoning Luke and it's glorious and very much watchable.

The best way to enjoy DSP is "This is How You Don't Play" I'd say, because the entertainment is the gameplay not his words. Verbally Phil just goes around in eternal circles and nothing ever changes due to crippling brain damage from all the car crashes caused by his blindness, and autism.
 
Knight of Whitewall said:
Last week I tried to watch a DSP segment for the first time and you know what the people here were right. THAT SHIT WAS BORING AS FUCK!!! Holy shit it’s just them reacting to Phil saying nothing and bringing up mildly funny things he did fucking years ago. Nothing new no plot or anything thing worth spending a third of the show on. It’s even worse because they rush through the currently happening live, Turkey Tom drama so they get to DSP fast holy fuck.

So out of anger I drew a certain fatass gorging himself on his favorite variety of nothing burger.
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Perhaps some Lays potato chip "snow" with the cold cabin for some background noise? Good sketch though.
 
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Low-quality frozen PPP still from Reddit mod segment, possible new emoji
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Higher quality image, oh exploitable

naffatune said:
There's something that I just realized. Perhaps some of you already noticed, but I just realized that PPP is the only one who initiates the segments and gives the introductions. Like, whenever they're moving on to a new segment, it's always Ash giving the intro. Andy has not done any introductions aside from 1 (or a few) short Woah Buddies.

That said, I still like Ash and Andy's dynamic; it's among the best out of all podcasts right now. But the idea of a new co-host entices me too. What are the odds?
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Me personally, I think MikeyNohMore would be a prime candidate for a hypothetical 3rd chair, I've seen his livestreams and he's far from boring. Plus he's black, and there could be some funny race jokes that could spawn from that
 
I was watching the clip channel and their reaction to MikeyNohmores doc about Jeremy and it was mostly fine even though Andy paused again for stupid reasons. At 1:43:00 he starts unironically getting angry about an One Piece character that is shown and starts calling him a piece of shit like its a real person. I get that kind of mentality if you are a kid, but it was really embarassing because he was so serious about it. And he calls One Piece the best TV-Show ever which is certainly an opinion he may share with Hassan.
 
goattea said:
At 1:43:00 he starts unironically getting angry about an One Piece character that is shown and starts calling him a piece of shit like its a real person. I get that kind of mentality if you are a kid, but it was really embarassing because he was so serious about it.
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Same vibe
 
Next tim Null talks to PPP about religion,
I want him to have an image in his mind of PPP grabbing Warski's butt to steer his fucking of a Las Vegas prostitute.
 
Madison Grant said:
Andy will destroy his Switch 2 on stream in 3 months if he doesn't use it until then.
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Clipped:

Everyone set a reminder for April 21 in your calendars for Andy to make good on his promise.

Andy and PPP reminisce about the retards at their high schools


goattea said:
I was watching the clip channel and their reaction to MikeyNohmores doc about Jeremy and it was mostly fine even though Andy paused again for stupid reasons. At 1:43:00 he starts unironically getting angry about an One Piece character that is shown and starts calling him a piece of shit like its a real person. I get that kind of mentality if you are a kid, but it was really embarassing because he was so serious about it. And he calls One Piece the best TV-Show ever which is certainly an opinion he may share with Hassan.
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Andy sperging about One Piece - clipped:
 
hawkisnight said:
Tardski gaming channel plans gone and forgotten.
I checked out this iracing because I like racing games and it's one of the most consumer shit I have ever seen. Of course Andy would play it. Pay monthly, pay for cars, pay for tracks. PayPayPay.
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I forget, is he one of the guys who shits on people for playing sports games that does this? Because if so, the cattle should look in a mirror; the slaughterhouse is nigh.
RMQualtrough said:
DSP tries to actually do tasks like assemble a desk
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Yeah no. That ruined the segments on Clavicular and the Indian Cuckhold they covered since they were new.

And Pig sucking at games is stale and fucking old, especially since this is post "let him hang" era, where he didn't have hand-holding from flailing flipperhands. It's basically the dino nuggies and kraft singles grilled cheese after they cut the budget on both items of shitwatching these days.
 
hawkisnight said:
Tardski gaming channel plans gone and forgotten.
I checked out this iracing because I like racing games and it's one of the most consumer shit I have ever seen. Of course Andy would play it. Pay monthly, pay for cars, pay for tracks. PayPayPay.
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He probably believes the [somewhat true] cope that the money keeps out the riff raff from their sacred racing simulator from 2008. Random community run private leagues in assetto corsa or other sims probably have a similar quality of player to most iRenting lobbies.
 
Andy says he's a better game developer in Unreal than Game Freak, drops some Unreal knowledge,


In fact, during last night's DSP segment, they spent more time alogging Pokemon and talking about gaming than they did discussing DSP.
 
DSP sucks dick because his detractors clip every show as if there was some big moment. INSANE CRASHOUT WHOOAAA means just a normal 'give me money now' statement from Phil that is a repeat of what he has been saying for ten years. I know people compare it to RTU, but the difference with that coverage is that the RTU alogs don't clip every show, and usually only have clips once a week or so since his shows are boring as fuck. Everytime DSP streams it is treated like an event. Somehow he even makes what could be cool streams boring, remember when he had RTU on and they tried talking and Phil kicked him? Even RTU, who wants to be Phil's gay lover, was BORED talking with Phil on a call. That is how boring he is, and how non-DSP alogs view him. Unwatchable.
 
I'm gonna throw a hot take out there but it's a real fucking criticism

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This screenshot is the clip channel as of 1/22/25. Flaked or whatever his name is, had 3 fucking weeks off of no shows to get caught up on clipping, decided to take the time off instead apparently, starting his clipping again the day after the first show back, was already behind on the shows from before the break, and now we are fucking DAYS after the Tom stream and there's still no fucking clip to show normies

Fire this lazy nigger now. What are you even paying him for?
 
This User said:
now we are fucking DAYS after the Tom stream and there's still no fucking clip to show normies
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They are apparently too afraid of it getting taken down for explicit content so they're not even going to edit it for the clip channel.
Elissa Clips has uploaded both segments, but that channel doesn't have the same reach:
 
Madison Grant said:
They are apparently too afraid of it getting taken down for explicit content so they're not even going to edit it for the clip channel.
Elissa Clips has uploaded both segments, but that channel doesn't have the same reach:
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That is so dumb and totally them not making excuses for their pet nigger whose 4 weeks behind :story:

Still doesn't explain the lack of Jeremy sexual harassment clips, thanks for the heads up
 
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