The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[Pronoun Party]

Steaming shit from Facebook sales groups. Enjoy.

Spoiler: Picturedump

Proper patterning so your fur doesn't look like shit? Naw...

Unshaved DVC abuse

AHSHFGRGHH THE PUPILS

Why does no fucking furry have any idea how to make ears

Fucking brush that thing. DADs are fucking exceptional to boot.

I like how that second one's ears appear to just be triangles of flat foam. Along with the cringey color scheme.

What do DVC and DAD stand for?

 

[Yutyrannus]

I like how that second one's ears appear to just be triangles of flat foam. Along with the cringey color scheme.

What do DVC and DAD stand for?

DVC is Dream Vision Creations. They make cookie cutter resin/foam bases that look like SHIT if you don't know what you're doing.

DAD is Dutch Angel Dragon, a stupid species created by the ultimate autist Telephone. Basically just a horse with wings and spikes. Muh creeatave speeshes.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Steaming shit from Facebook sales groups. Enjoy.

Spoiler: Picturedump

Proper patterning so your fur doesn't look like shit? Naw...

Unshaved DVC abuse

AHSHFGRGHH THE PUPILS

Why does no fucking furry have any idea how to make ears

Fucking brush that thing. DADs are fucking exceptional to boot.

First one makes me think of derelict old animatronics that someone bought and did a terrible job of restoring. It's mostly the eyes up but damn that stitching.

 

[Pronoun Party]

DVC is Dream Vision Creations. They make cookie cutter resin/foam bases that look like SHIT if you don't know what you're doing.

DAD is Dutch Angel Dragon, a stupid species created by the ultimate autist Telephone. Basically just a horse with wings and spikes. Muh creeatave speeshes.

Thanks for the info. And holy shit, you weren't kidding about the 'stupid' part with the DADs.

Spoiler: someone thinks their DeviantArt OC is real hot shit

Aside from the weapons-grade autism, I don't think these people have ever seen a horse in their lives.

On that note, here some DAD themed trainwrecks.

The glassy eyes... the puckered lips... the neanderthal forehead ridge...

Is it a common thing to brush these out with pet hairbrushes? Either way, I don't think any amount of brushing is going to cover up the Parkinsons-tier shaving job.

This was for sale on Ebay.

I'm cringing so hard it feels like my skeleton is puckering.

 

[Melkor]

DVC is Dream Vision Creations. They make cookie cutter resin/foam bases that look like SHIT if you don't know what you're doing.

DAD is Dutch Angel Dragon, a stupid species created by the ultimate autist Telephone. Basically just a horse with wings and spikes. Muh creeatave speeshes.

I... I like Dutch Angel Dragons....

But only if they're done right. These suits look horrid.

 

[omori]

Lmao didn't Ino throw a fit when people first wanted to use DADs? And to me they barely look like dragons. The ears make them look way more rabbit-like.

 

[Sailor Earth]

Someone please put these suits out of their misery
(also you learn something new every day. I thought the DAD things were a rabbit dragon hybrid too)

 

[Yutyrannus]

Second delivery incoming. More from facebook.

Spoiler: picturedump

Kemono gone wrong?

Looks like a dirty shag rug.

Jesus christ, those eyes. It doesn't look too awfully made, but the expression..

Hurr durr.

This person was offering 400$ commissions, lol.

Advertised as a fixer upper. Dunno what there is thats salvageable tbh.

850$. What a steal. Look at that awful digi.

I don't like kemono but I feel like this one had potential that was absolutely squandered.

Ew.

This one gets an honorable place outside the spoiler because it's one of the worst I've ever seen.

 

[Antipathy]

This is why napalm should be allowed for civilian use. The best way to kill these things is fire.

 

[Male]

Horsemen of the Apocalypse

 

[Hen in a tie]

Seriously, this is a great idea for a thread! I can't believe I didn't think of it.

There's a certain suit that's commonly mocked in one for my furry circles. It's perfect for this thread. Other furries mock it. Prepare yourself.

Spoiler: Suicidal Thoughts Ahead

I thought this was ok until I saw the full body suit

 

[Reynard]

Horsemen of the Apocalypse

I'm not sure if it actually counts as a fursuit, to be fair. Apparently it's something called "pony play." Because people couldn't stop at pup/kitten play.

I thought this was ok until I saw the full body suit

Yep.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I had a dream a few nights ago that a bunch of Germans in fursuits had taken up residence in my Grandmother's house. This thread is actually giving me fursuit nightmares.

 

[omori]

I had a dream a few nights ago that a bunch of Germans in fursuits had taken up residence in my Grandmother's house. This thread is actually giving me fursuit nightmares.

???

 

[Yutyrannus]

Delivery of awful has arrived.

Spoiler

This.. this isn't even furred. I think thats floral tape.

Fucking brush it.

I think this maker is like, 12.

This ones kinda sad because if the maker had more skill I could have seen a cute suit come out of this.

Eyelids?????

BRUSH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You scare us, too.

 

[nip nop king]

I hate this photo. I'm standing stage left, just off camera. I saw this in person. :late:

 

[Lackadaisy]

I hate this photo. I'm standing stage left, just off camera. I saw this in person. :late:

You saw this godlike creature in person?

 

[nip nop king]

You saw this godlike creature in person?

Yup. What this picture is thankfully hiding, is his semi-hard cock against the skintight spandex. I don't think there was a time the entire weekend that he was flaccid.

I was 12 the first time I saw him. It haunts me.

 

[Dollars2010]

Some more goobers for you fine folks.

Spoiler: Angello the fox is a classic suit

Spoiler: Looking at these creatures give me a headache

Spoiler: This is not how I remember Lilo and Stitch...

Spoiler: Someone needs to put this kinky dog down, please.

Spoiler: Officer, there's a nightmare-ish fatboi on my bus.

Spoiler: So kawaii uguuu ~ ^_______________________^

Spoiler: Seeing this makes me glad I'm colour blind.

 

[stupidlurker]

FKandFriends on DeviantART made this... Truly, truly exceptional suit.

Aaaand she wanted to take commisions from people immediately after making it. Can't blame her, those skills are... Something special.

If you go to the links, read the comments! Some angsty salt there. Its my first time posting here so no screencap lol sorry.

http://fkandfriends.deviantart.com/art/Fursuit-2-282088378

http://fkandfriends.deviantart.com/journal/REAL-fursuit-commisions-282276323


...Did I mention she draws Sonic the goddamned Hedgehog as a CAT?