DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Ponderous Pillock]

Another day, another skipped shower. He looks like a backwoods yokel with only one tooth.

Spoiler: You can see his nipples

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There it is... there's the image the media will go with when he finally snaps and either:

Kills himself.

Kidnaps someone

Manslaughter charges get filed.

 

[PL 879]

When did he confirm that the injury is from a car wreck? Because he would always stick to "I don't know how it happened. I woke up one day and my back was fucked." Story for as long as I can remember.
The car wreck explanation comes from a YT comment left by the Areaialord (I'm not sure of the spelling).

It was awhile back, well over a year ago, during one of his vlogs he mentioned the car wreck in the vehicle he had just gotten, I believe his very first car that his folks bought for him, occurring while it was snowing and how since then his back is screwed up. I can remember exactly how he told the story. Fuck if I can sift through all these improperly labeled and tagged videos of his.

 

[Jotaro]

I heard him mention in a VLAHG or stream a month or two back, I think it was related to him getting a new car, that his bad back had nothing to do with any car crash and that it was something that happened before he got his first car. He can't keep his story straight, to nobody's surprise.

 

[Animewasamistake]

Its almost like its a total lie!

 

[Inigo]

From what little of his review kahntent I've seen, I've got to disagree. Most of the review is vague and unhelpful fluff like "This part was good", "This mechanic just didn't work", or "The controls were bad". No elaboration is given because he has no understanding of how to write a review a consumer can use. When he does get specific it's usually a part of the game he got frustrated at because he's utterly incompetent. Then he'll polish off all his wheedling with a review score seemingly thrown out at random. He obviously puts some effort into his reviews, but shit is still shit.

I disagree, personally. I find Phil's commentary in using specific examples on why he did or did not like a game generally much more well done than I would typically find from someone like, say, IGN.

My point is that KOgaming is far from having the worst reviews out there, and is honestly not in and of itself all that offensive on it's own. It's a far better handled channrl than DSPgaming, in my opinion, and I think people calling it complete garbage JUST because Phil ran it is a bit of an injustice.

 

[Karen Riley]

I disagree, personally. I find Phil's commentary in using specific examples on why he did or did not like a game generally much more well done than I would typically find from someone like, say, IGN.

My point is that KOgaming is far from having the worst reviews out there, and is honestly not in and of itself all that offensive on it's own. It's a far better handled channrl than DSPgaming, in my opinion, and I think people calling it complete garbage JUST because Phil ran it is a bit of an injustice.

I have no issues with giving cows credit when it's deserved (there's plenty of positive things you can say about how DSP manages to squeeze donations out of his cult) but I really didn't think his reviews were that incredible.

Certainly when it came to the scoring, it was erratic and all over the place. He would tear into a game and call it the worst game possible and then somehow he would score it a 7/10 in fear of annoying his followers by insulting a game they enjoy. Maybe when we take into account the rest of his content it certainly stands head and shoulders above that because he actually put some effort in but I don't think he could have made a full time job out of reviews or anything.

At this rate Phil should just move his game streams an hour later. He's so lazy with his excuses now, where he just thinks saying 'stupid allergies,' is enough.

 

[PigRoach]

It was awhile back, well over a year ago, during one of his vlogs he mentioned the car wreck in the vehicle he had just gotten, I believe his very first car that his folks bought for him, occurring while it was snowing and how since then his back is screwed up. I can remember exactly how he told the story. Fuck if I can sift through all these improperly labeled and tagged videos of his.

It's also the video I mentioned here:

I think he has some suppressed trauma after the car crash on the highway (the story from the video about his parents). It's more of a mental problem than physical. I think he just has a small fobia when it comes to driving. Think about it: he had a car crash on highway and he always claims he can't drive long distances on highways. I just don't buy his back problems... He's a delusional liar who has troubles with perception of himself and reality around him.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

If Louis Rossman can spend hours cleaning up and fixing motherboards of overpriced laptops with poor engineering and no easily fixable part, while barely able to sit up due to having a flu bug, then Phil can suck it up and snort on microphone all day as well.

 

[Keystone]

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At this rate Phil should just move his game streams an hour later. He's so lazy with his excuses now, where he just thinks saying 'stupid allergies,' is enough.

Spoiler: "Stupid Allergies"

His sleep schedule is going to progressively change until it's almost totally reversed. Eventually he'll be going to sleep late morning and waking up in the late evening.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

Mild race war in chat completely ignored by Phil and his mods because fuck it, it'll sort itself out. When he finally did acknowledge it, he just said "There are some people arguing in chat ackackackack I dunno about what though" because their arguments didn't have bits attached to them so he didn't really care.

 

[grump]

I have no issues with giving cows credit when it's deserved (there's plenty of positive things you can say about how DSP manages to squeeze donations out of his cult) but I really didn't think his reviews were that incredible.

Certainly when it came to the scoring, it was erratic and all over the place. He would tear into a game and call it the worst game possible and then somehow he would score it a 7/10 in fear of annoying his followers by insulting a game they enjoy. Maybe when we take into account the rest of his content it certainly stands head and shoulders above that because he actually put some effort in but I don't think he could have made a full time job out of reviews or anything.

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At this rate Phil should just move his game streams an hour later. He's so lazy with his excuses now, where he just thinks saying 'stupid allergies,' is enough.

#THEKINGOFLATEHD

 

[BrunoMattei]

It's also the video I mentioned here:

I completely forgot that he disclosed that his parents were having issues when he was a teenager and may have cheated on each other.

What a great son. Just disclose that kind of shit to the world.

 

[Fallgout Boy]

I completely forgot that he disclosed that his parents were having issues when he was a teenager and may have cheated on each other.

What a great son. Just disclose that kind of shit to the world.

Meanwhile, the type of fucking car he bought is a deeply personal matter.

 

[Keystone]

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/876554952449150976 (http://archive.is/QarQG)

>Phil editing
Yet another claim to file under "Shit that never happened"

Another avatar for you @RIP_SANITY
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/876776669348065281 (http://archive.is/ZyoWV)

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/876889127555354624 (http://archive.is/27AQZ)

"Drama queens" "Horrid lives"

Says the guy who stirs shit up all the time like a catty bitch, and whose life is in the toilet right next to the bacon grease.

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/876922910467928066 (http://archive.is/ZGSKy)

He's having so many temper tantrums since Leanna left. Little baby never learned how to deal with his emotions.

 

[PL 879]

It's also the video I mentioned here:

I completely forgot that he disclosed that his parents were having issues when he was a teenager and may have cheated on each other.
What a great son. Just disclose that kind of shit to the world.

During my research into which video specifically he brought up the car accident and his back injury, I incidentally came across this tidbit from an Ask the King where in black and white Phil states he will never accept donations and that people who do are pathetic and ridiculous. Oh how apropos.

 

[A Witty Name]

 

[Keystone]

During my research into which video specifically he brought up the car accident and his back injury, I incidentally came across this tidbit from an Ask the King where in black and white Phil states he will never accept donations and that people who do are pathetic and ridiculous. Oh how apropos.

Ha, wow. It's remarkable how bereft of principles and honesty he is.

 

[JamFlowMan]

During my research into which video specifically he brought up the car accident and his back injury, I incidentally came across this tidbit from an Ask the King where in black and white Phil states he will never accept donations and that people who do are pathetic and ridiculous. Oh how apropos.

The other day I saw highlights of his first begging video. He went on a rant that Twitch is not a place for kwality kontent and he never wants to be one of those guys making faces into a webcam or read out donations all stream.

If another major emergency comes along like getting fired from Machinima I don't think he has any more moral stands he can go back on he is out of moves.

 

[Quan_Chi]

There it is... there's the image the media will go with when he finally snaps and either:

Kills himself.

Kidnaps someone

Manslaughter charges get filed.

Ohhh we can totally see his 'pecs'. Totally not manboobs.

 

[Dragoonism]

Vis a vis Phil and his back...if I recall correctly, he has stated that he simply cannot drive long distances because of the physical discomfort, yet he can sit on his arse for hours playing video games? I don't understand. Either you can sit comfortably or you can't. Which one is it? Maybe I've missed something.

EDIT: spelling suckage

He has claimed that his toilet breaks are actually him needing to get up to stretch the back since he cant sit down for a long time, yet he has also claimed he can't stand up and do heavy physical activity either.

I think he has some suppressed trauma after the car crash on the highway (the story from the video about his parents). It's more of a mental problem than physical. I think he just has a small fobia when it comes to driving. Think about it: he had a car crash on highway and he always claims he can't drive long distances on highways. I just don't buy his back problems... He's a delusional liar who has troubles with perception of himself and reality around him.

Have never heard him refer to a car accident, the only time i ever heard about it is when one of his fans have claimed it as a excuse for his back pains.

There it is... there's the image the media will go with when he finally snaps and either:

Kills himself.

Kidnaps someone

Manslaughter charges get filed.

I think he will either take his car and tried to run over people outside GameStop while screaming "Death to unfaithful viewers" or fill a truck full with explosives and drive it into YT or Google's HQ.