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Dragoonism said:
He has claimed that his toilet breaks are actually him needing to get up to stretch the back since he cant sit down for a long time, yet he has also claimed he can't stand up and do heavy physical activity either.
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It's pretty obvious at this point that his claim of having a bad back is bullshit. I know people who have back problems and they certainly cannot sit up for hours on end. They lay down on their back for some relief. Phil has never once in all of his fucking videos laid down because of his back or displayed any kind of discomfort or spasm-ing.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
It's pretty obvious at this point that his claim of having a bad back is bullshit. I know peoploe who have back problems and they certainly cannot sit up for hours on end. They lay down on their back for some relief. Phil has never once in all of his fucking videos laid down because of his back or displayed any kind of discomfort or spasm-ing.
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If anything, he does more moving with his back than a normal person what with that fucking swaying back and forth shit he does. I swear to God this guy looks like he has Parkinsons disease with all the fidgeting he does when he talks.
 
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Keystone said:
If anything, he does more moving with his back than a normal person what with that fucking swaying back and forth shit he does. I swear to God this guy looks like he has Parkinsons disease with all the fidgeting he does when he talks.
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If DSP wants to see someone with real back issues he should see HBK at WM14. You literally see him in pain throughout the match. Hell the way he's walking you can tell he's not right. It's relevant because he's a wrestling fan and that's a common issue with people in that line of work.
 
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xenomorph said:
Gee I'm just gonna tell my fans I spilled "water" on myself in bed and cleaning WATER made me wanna puke..

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? :stress::briefs:
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I still don't know what's more sad about that story, because knowing Phil you can deduce one of three things happened:

-He got incontinent and pissed himself
-Got literally piss drunk off gin and passed out in bed
-He didn't get drunk off the gin but still drank just enough that it caused him to piss himself while he was sleeping.

None of those are particularly good signs of where his life's going.
 
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I almost can't believe I'm saying this but Phil seems to be falling apart, I mean even more than all those other times we thought he cracking and going to go off the deep end. Now that Mommy is gone, his sleep schedule is fucked, he's constantly late to his job five steps away, he's shoveling greasy junk food and drugs into his gullet 24/7, he's pissing all over his dust and wank encrusted serious adult house which he rarely ventures from. And the usual douchbaggery seems to be multiplied and he's on a hairtrigger temper. The loss of his humanoid shaped cooking and cleaning roomba must have hit him harder than he's letting on. Only that he appears to be pulling down boku bucks from his braindead cult and he's survived seeming doom countless times before prevents me from fearing for his safety.
 
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https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/876937817758347265 (http://archive.is/qzgb6)

Imagine your biggest accomplishment in life was placing 4th in a video game tournament. At this point I think he does it because even though deep down he knows how fucking pathetic it is, it sounds and feels better than accepting he's done absolutely fucking nothing in his 35 years of life.


Oh and his comebacks are as snappy as ever:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/876992573096775681 (http://archive.is/EqApt)
 
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Keystone said:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/876937817758347265 (http://archive.is/qzgb6)

Imagine your biggest accomplishment in life was placing 4th in a video game tournament. At this point I think he does it because even though deep down he knows how fucking pathetic it is, it sounds and feels better than accepting he's done absolutely fucking nothing in his 35 years of life.


Oh and his comebacks are as snappy as ever:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/876992573096775681 (http://archive.is/EqApt)
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Man he is losing his mind. We might see this oaf finally snap.

For people who havent seen it and are taking about Phil "back injuries" check this out and see how injured he is.

 
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Keystone said:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/876937817758347265 (http://archive.is/qzgb6)

Imagine your biggest accomplishment in life was placing 4th in a video game tournament. At this point I think he does it because even though deep down he knows how fucking pathetic it is, it sounds and feels better than accepting he's done absolutely fucking nothing in his 35 years of life.


Oh and his comebacks are as snappy as ever:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/876992573096775681 (http://archive.is/EqApt)
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Not to toot my own horn, but toot toot. I'm surprised that account went so long without getting banned. I was trying to see what would push Phil's buttons the most by taking subtle jabs at various things about him in chat - his bitching, his health, how his viewers are leaving him, whatever I could think of. Imagine my surprise when doubting his claims about damage values being changed between ports not only got me banned but also set him off.

Of course his ego is a major tipping point. Can't let people think Phil doesn't know best.
 
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