💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
Haven't been able to watch Nick in a while but Kevin reacting has helped. I don't appreciate Greg Giraldo catching aome strays though
I didn't catch the context but Giraldo went to Harvard and was in the upper 99% percentile there. Nick went to a Thomas Cooley Law caliber Minnesota night school that has since changed names. Levels matter. RIP GG
 
I didn't catch the context but Giraldo went to Harvard and was in the upper 99% percentile there. Nick went to a Thomas Cooley Law caliber Minnesota night school that has since changed names. Levels matter. RIP GG
It was something about people claiming Nick was a smart lawyer reminded him of people saying Giraldo was smart but (paraphrasing) "how's he smart he's doing all these drugs. He's a lawyer now he's a dead lawyer from doing drugs." I see the connection but he really did throw it in at the end out of nowhere.
 
It was something about people claiming Nick was a smart lawyer reminded him of people saying Giraldo was smart but (paraphrasing) "how's he smart he's doing all these drugs. He's a lawyer now he's a dead lawyer from doing drugs." I see the connection but he really did throw it in at the end out of nowhere.
Reminder that "mildly pretty" failed lawyer Rekieta always had "people around him telling him he was smart"
ie he was raised by a disgusting boomer swinger mom who spoiled him literally rotten. And turned him into the midwit faggot psychopath he is today.
 
Perhaps he wanted a sympathetic ear because he was so butt-hurt by the debate with Nate the Lawyer? Nick and Branca are just two rambling coke-heads. By the way, Nate made two videos regarding the drama about the debate. One of which he unlisted.
Imagine being an "expert in your field" and losing a debate to a dude who had his skull cut open just a month or two ago.
 
Nick is absolutely screwing the pooch. He’s trying to serve a tutorial on KB’s career and giving out wrong info, such as that KB was on Howard Stern and it was his “claim to fame.” Except he was never on Stern, and his biggest claims to fame would be SNL, his many comedy specials and his NBC pilot, I guess. Nick asked his BFF Grok and didn’t check his work lol. Fucking retard.

ETA: Nick is telling on himself. He’s just wildly lashing out, saying whatever he thinks will be most hurtful, while pretending to be calm and pretending he has a clue. It’s fucking hilarious. He’s literally clueless.

🚨 LIE ALERT 🚨

Nick: “I’ll always be fully transparent about what I make.”
KB: “Then show us the 1099s.”

Nick went into this not knowing that “Show us the 1099s” is a common MLC refrain whenever Melton or someone else tries to claim they’re winning on views (which don’t pay bills). :story:
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Errr $6/chat is higher than $5/chat dumbasses.
Common Nick W.
 
Nick is too lazy and Vitamin B12 Deficient to perform any real research on KB.
He 100% asked Grok for a summary and will concede it the moment he is challenged on his error.
Nick thinks he can be an authority without actual standards. Its really embarrassing.
Imagine being as dumb as Nick. He will rely on AI and say dumb shit, not even bothering to double check. Then he'll consneed when his obvious AI bullshit is disclosed.

Why does this dumb coked-out nigger think anyone will ever rely on him when they can just go to AI themselves?
 
I think nick just knowingly lies about stupid shit at this point on purpose in order to dredge up views/donos from people trying to correct him. 🤷‍♀️
 
@elb is a hero.


Fuck you, Nick, for making me defend Kevin Brennan.
You know, I completely understand Null when he said he told PPP that he couldn't stand Rekieta anymore. I feel the same way. Last year I was working on two videos: one attempting to transcribe the bodycamera footage based on the written notes (with help from @Midnight Energy Drink), and another based on @AltisticRight's documentation of Rekieta's child testing positive for cocaine.

The problem, beyond the real-life obligations consuming most of my time, is that I can't muster the energy to create anything about Rekieta anymore. The man is simply too disgusting. I can't even finish watching Elissa Clips' curated selections from his streams. The revulsion his appearance provokes is that strong.

I also think we've reached a point where this walking embodiment of a cockroach that Rekieta truly is craves any publicity whatsoever, negative or otherwise. I don't feel comfortable contributing to any attention directed at this pathetic worm. Irrelevancy is the most fitting grave I can imagine for him.

Godspeed to those still willing to watch this miserable excuse for a human being. I'm certainly not one of them. I'll still follow this thread because I'm genuinely interested in how this story concludes. Fortunately, his behavior doesn't suggest a good ending. Unfortunately, it also lacks signs of the more ignoble ending he truly deserves. If he ever becomes funny again instead of merely repulsive, I might resume editing videos. But right now, I simply can't.
 
Listened to this - he seems to think that users being able to add AI voices from samples which then read superchats belongs to Melton and would have to be purchased. Wouldn't Melton/Moody need to patent this for that to be the case? And then wouldn't Melton/Moody need to be prepared to fight patent infringement cases if they were granted a patent?

They can't afford any of that. I'm guessing Nick offered to file the patent for free but it's going to be AI generated slop that will either get rejected or beat in a lawsuit. Not that they can afford to litigate a patent lawsuit - Melton can't even afford to hire a lawyer for his HRO case against Aaron.
TTS reading has been a thing for at least 5 years now.
Melton didn't do shit.
In fact Melton is probably using an existing TTS service and rebranding it as his own and skimming it off the top for the rest of them. I believe this to be more likely than he coded any kind of TTS structure himself.
 
no more cooking with Kurt

I believe it will make a comeback. He has little else if he wants to stream more regularly--at least, if he does not want to do research on proper legal and new topics.

"Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men"
-1 Corinthians 6:9

"May your fountain be blessed, and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
A loving doe, a graceful deer— may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
Why, my son, be intoxicated with another man’s wife? Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman?
For your ways are in full view of the LORD, and he examines all your paths.
The evil deeds of the wicked ensnare them; the cords of their sins hold them fast.
For lack of discipline they will die, led astray by their own great folly."
-Proverbs 5:18-23

"But a man who commits adultery has no sense; whoever does so destroys himself."
-Proverbs 6:32

Christianity has so many funny and weird verses condemning Rackets' behavior.

Also, Nick, why do you think that this would convince anyone? Anyone fooled by this dumb of an argument are the same kind of people who believed you when you said that the drug test results were from the cops rubbing coke in your kid's hair.
Given Nick's propensity for faggy wordgames this basically means he's going full retard again doesn't it.
Not an open marriage = we're swingers (since that's totally different in his booze and nitrous addled mind)
not trying to have sex = are doing it, or have at least arranged it since that means he's no longer trying to have sex.

This is the same man that said he was 'playing chess with God' and that he has 'a different definition(s) of monogamy' because they were one flesh and did the swinging together, they were united in that purpose, so it was not cheating.

As @Himedall All-seeing Waifu says: LOL!

I could have a more ignoble quote, but this attribution genuinely made me laugh out loud.

Imagine being an "expert in your field" and losing a debate to a dude who had his skull cut open just a month or two ago.

So there is medical evidence of grey matter in one of their heads?

EDIT: Fixed formatting
 
Melton has been dropping references to “image tips” coming to Supertip. He just hopes no one ponders how he got interested in novel ways of sending images online.

I could have a more ignoble quote, but this attribution genuinely made me laugh out loud.

Your particular combination of three little letters and one punctuation mark is remarkably elegant in its simplicity.
 
Aren't their like weird "Christian swinger" forums? I really can't shake the feeling they have some deeply weird Internet presence we haven't seen yet.
 
Godspeed to those still willing to watch this miserable excuse for a human being. I'm certainly not one of them.
I’m sure most if not all of the people ITT completely understand. I will feel your loss but also: I get it.

I avoid his clips like they’re his cooking. So being forced to listen to his shamelessly dishonest bullshit via MLC today was jarring. He’s so much fucking dumber and more obnoxious and BORING than I remembered.
 
I believe it will make a comeback. He has little else if he wants to stream more regularly--at least, if he does not want to do research on proper legal and new topics.
I don’t know how reliable my memory is when it would’ve happened but I think he said he stopped because he ran out of content. I’m under the impression he’s on Kurt’s schedule now
 
I believe it will make a comeback. He has little else if he wants to stream more regularly--at least, if he does not want to do research on proper legal and new topics.
I too believe it will make a comeback. I also believe that he will not. Not unless it's for leaping off the sobriety wagon and earning a few crowded nights of gawking at the spectacle as everyone waits to see how long it goes before Kandiyohi intervention.

Remember Nick, drugs are awesome!
 
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