💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
Nick in the Dabbleverse rn is Dirk Diggler in the third act of Boogie Nights.

Coincidentally, KB is also in the third act of Boogie Nights as well
 
"I had to beg my parents to tell me they enjoyed sex with each other"
Imagine having a son so cumbrained he insists that he has any right to information about his parent's sex life.
Rekieta, it doesn't matter if they do or not, the fact you are asking is fucking weird.
I can't imagine that any sane person wants to know about their parents' sex life period. I still comfortably live in the delusion that my parents had sex exactly four times to produce me and my siblings, and no more.
 
You can tell Nick is reading direct from Grok (I presume Grok, since he publicly @'s it on his x timeline), as he gives his summary on Kevin Brennan. Which is why the summary is wrong and has wikipedia stuff in it. You can also tell he tried to have Grok punch up the humor a bit, which is why the jokes are so terrible, and why he delivers them so flatly.

This nigger is lazy, but the AI is just making his content an even worse slop, and not just the thumbnails now.
 
Finally got around to watching last nighs KC episode and holy shit dude hes zooted. What is he on this time? I dont remember him being so slow and deep gravel voiced when he was doing coke, booze and whippits. It reminds me more of ralph when he has xanax brain.
Nitrous, AKA whippets.

It was obvious and eventually confirmed by Ralph. It's likely that the oxygen starvation to the brain this causes has caused Nick to lose the ability to walk previously.
 
I can't imagine that any sane person wants to know about their parents' sex life period. I still comfortably live in the delusion that my parents had sex exactly four times to produce me and my siblings, and no more.
As far as I’m concerned, the stork is real and brought me home.
 
I retract my claim that Nick's not as high as he was right before the arrest, he clearly is.
He's high as a kite, the only reason it's not so bad is because he's had time being clean for his body to recover, I would guess he's snorting Adderall and on a concoction of whippets and whatever else the fuck is legal, heck he could even be rama rama ⛽. It's harder to destroy yourself on legal drugs to the same degree as illegal ones but it's certainly possible if you're determined enough. I doubt he's stupid enough to go back on the illegal stuff but I still wouldn't rule out anything when it comes to the Balldo.
 
You can tell Nick is reading direct from Grok (I presume Grok, since he publicly @'s it on his x timeline), as he gives his summary on Kevin Brennan. Which is why the summary is wrong and has wikipedia stuff in it. You can also tell he tried to have Grok punch up the humor a bit, which is why the jokes are so terrible, and why he delivers them so flatly.

This nigger is lazy, but the AI is just making his content an even worse slop, and not just the thumbnails now.
Nick's brain broken into needing constant dopamine. He has no ability to withhold satisfaction to the point he can't spend 5 minutes fact checking something AI generated before posting it.
 
Godspeed to those still willing to watch this miserable excuse for a human being. I'm certainly not one of them. I'll still follow this thread because I'm genuinely interested in how this story concludes.

Consider yourself lucky. It's just too demoralizing to bear witness to so much non-stop winning:

[L]

This, but unironically:

Nick WON.
 
I wanna come back to this. We suspect it, considering Nick has a half-sister and a myriad of psychoses, but is there concrete proof of Bob and Celeste being in an “alternative lifestyle”, as the kids would say?

There’s something genuinely off-kilter about them. Also, Celeste’s face scares me.
I would be shocked if Bob and his vageen didn't have matching pineapple tattoos somewhere.

Also, whatever happened re: the Minnesota zoo crew? Were they involved with the learing center?
 
Threatened By A Moron - Key Word Is ILLEGAL: Do They Get 4th Am Protection? - Don Lemon Indicted February 3, 2026
Please Use Supertips and Save me from danger!

GOODWILL
Shops at Goodwill. Bought two jackets, five dress shirts, four pairs of pants, nine shirts, two pairs of pants for Lady Raggins, shoes for her and shoes for one of his sons, six pairs of jeans for his sons, a couple of sweaters. In total he spent $200.

HOW HAS YOUR ARREST AFFECTED YOUR POPULARITY?
  • Minnisota nice is really Minnesota introverted. No one knew who he was until the arrest and nobody really talks to him.
  • He used to be active in his church, local school co-op, and a business social networking club when he had his law firm.
  • He doesn't rely on Minnesota for a community; he relies on the internet for a community.
  • Still claims his children had no idea about he and Kayla's drug use.
  • Doesn't like being called an addict and denies banging hookers.
  • Compares himself to Adam Smith's book "The Theory of Moral Sentiments."
  • He thinks it's hilarious that the locals assume he's gay.
  • He treats people well and it pays off.
  • He's very introspective and is good at self-assessment.
  • "I'm an interesting person for me to watch."




KEVIN BRENNAN
  • Nick acknowledges KB talked about him, but doesn't want to wasted time talking about KB.

SUPERTIPS
  • Legal Eagle and "No Tie" Branca are now available. He begs the audience to use it because he is in dire financial straights.

AUDIENCE DEMOGRAPHICS
  • According to YouTube, his audience was comprised of 18 - 35 male. In 2020 it shifted to 55+ because of his red-meat Trump takes. Then the Depp trail added five percent to 35 percent female. Due to that change, he really likes having a female audience that challenged the young male audience. He flounders trying to say he likes the challenge of a female audience... I guess.

@LESLIELAWYER AND HER HUSBAND WILL MAKE A GUEST APPEARANCE

  • He's on the side of Jeremy Hales of the WhatTheHales drama.
  • Nick desperately wants to retain the audience Megan Fox introduced.

KEVIN BRENNAN
  • Still doesn't want to talk about him, but does so anyway.
  • KB can go out and server the lord. But "once you go Nick, you wanna see his dick."


FIFTY DOLLAR SUPERCHAT BEGGING NICK TO STOP EXPLAINGING HIMSELF.
While Nick was in legal limbo, i.e, the bodycam and Aaron's HRO, the cases were all he could think about. He has to vent to his audience in order to deal with the stress.
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TWITCH WHISPERS
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He jokes he's afraid to read them, and forgets that they are there.

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  • Nick is salty because there are no more Cooking With Kurt videos on Uncivil Law's channel. If there were, he'd still use it for content.


SECRET SHOW COMEDY / MATT MEAD DM THREAT
  • Matt Mead, ex-boyfriend of Scarlett Hampton and member of the Dabbleverse, DMs Nick on X. (Nick introduces Matt to his audience as abusive to Scarlett and his father.)
  • Matt wants to fight Nick.
  • Nick emasculates him by saying he wears make-up, suffers from Fetal-Alcohol Syndrome, he's full of seething, feminine rage and an alcoholic.
  • Matt Mead wants to sue Nick for slander.
  • Matt has blocked Nick on X.


  • Nick has a discussion with his dad about what feltching means.

IS THE PRESENCE OF ILLEGAL ALIENS CRIMINAL OR NOT AND HIS BEEF WITH PISCO

  • Nick weighs in on illegal aliens. Is it a crime they are here illegally? Yes, but he doesn't care. Should they be deported? Yes, but he doesn't care. Do they steal our tax dollars? Yes, but he's not personally affected by it. None of this bothers him, but he has an opinion... maybe.
  • He dissects George Stephanopoulis recent interview about illegal aliens.
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Link
  • He dissects the semantic of a tweet by Rob Doar Law, a practicing lawyer from Minnesota who is currently suing the state over the 2nd amendment. He claims he is incorrect with semantics. Later, Rob Doar superchats Nick, which jangles Nick's nerves a bit. Nick invites Rob to talk to him on X.
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  • It seems as though Nick is still upset with Pisco.
  • He says that Destiny and his orbiters are accusing Nick of avoiding a debate.
  • He goes what an administrative warrant is and how it is a violation of the 4th Amendment.
  • Nick is trying to insert himself into a conversation between Pisco and Shipwreckedcrew on X.
  • Next, he reviews INS v Lopez-Mendoza.
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  • Nick grovels and says he is not a practicing lawyer. He's trying his best. He didn't want to be a small town layer. I've been told I'm smart. In other words, when a real layer is in the chat, Nick folds like a cheap suit.

  • Nick continues to rage at Pisco.


  • He uses Lego analogies to explain the 4th Amendment.
  • He's ass mad and seething about the exchange on X with Pisco, but Nick refuses to invite Pisco on the show and debate.
  • Brings up Andrew Wilson and watches the pickle jar video... again.
  • He doesn't hate Andrew or want to change his morals, he just disagrees with him.
  • "Get stuffed in a locker, NERD!"
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  • His internet dropped.
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  • Chat complains about the ads. In response, he promotes YouTube membership.
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"2A question. How does you're situation affect Lady Rackets ability to own/keep firearms?

Kayla can own firearms, but Nick can't. The problem is in the state of Minnesota there is "constructive possession." If she has a gun and he's in the same room, he'll break the terms of his probation and end up in prison. He adds later that he can't go to a firing range either and he has to check to see if he has a urine test everyday.

DON LEMON INDICTED
  • Nick struggles to remember why this church was raided by anti-ICE protestors.
  • He thinks the church congregation should have used physical violence in retaliation. "Kick them in the nuts!"
  • Nick's opinion is everyone with a camera is a journalist.
  • He argues this is only disorderly conduct.
  • Made a sexual joke about God cumming.
  • He's not even playing the video of Don Lemon. It's a video from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel and it's from some rando.
  • Returns to talking about illegal aliens and the spat with Pisco.
  • Pulls up the PBS article on Don Lemon and exclaims that only black people can pull off wearing monochromatic suits. He's so jealous or something.
  • Nick says he ready to start writing "Hey, Maya." He'll use SUNO to compose a love song about Kurt saying "Hey Maya" just hours after she had turned eighteen. The context was a court case of Maya Kowalski.

  • He finally begins to read the indictment.
  • He is constantly distracted by the chat, especially Art the Clown.
  • Ponders the grammar of the name of Operation Pull-Up.
  • Bored chat fills the void with NickR and micro-peen jokes.
Lastly, even though I got ninja'd by @Folgers Can, Nick presents "Pressure Queen." A tribute to Kurt.


ETA: Clarification
 
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If he ever becomes funny again instead of merely repulsive, I might resume editing videos. But right now, I simply can't.
Do not defile your soul by exposing yourself to the Nurgle level corruption that merely paying attention to this evil corrupted faggot causes. I only do it because I'm beyond hope and while I can laugh, I can no longer smile.
 
  • Minnisota nice is really Minnesota introverted. No one knew who he was until the arrest and nobody really talks to him.
  • He used to be active in his church, local school co-op, and a business social networking club when he had his law firm.
  • He doesn't rely on Minnesota for a community; he relies on the internet for a community.
He thinks it's hilarious that the locals assume he's gay.
Lol the town hates him and knows he sucks cock
 
Nick emasculates him by saying he wears make-up, suffers from Fetal-Alcohol Syndrome, he's full of seething, feminine rage and an alcoholic.
Is he referring to himself or Matt lmao
Nick weighs in on illegal aliens. Is it a crime they are here illegally? Yes, but he doesn't care. Should they be deported? Yes, but he doesn't care. Do they steal our tax dollars? Yes, but he's not personally affected by it. None of this bothers him, but he has an opinion... maybe.
Nick once again proving his pathetic superiority complex. He's too rich and disconnected to understand the effects of overwhelming illegal immigration.
 
Pulls up the PBS article on Don Lemon and exclaims that only black people can pull off wearing monochromatic suits. He's so jealous or something.
What kind of fruity freak fag is jealous about something so retarded and ridiculous?
He's jealous about suit wearing capabilities? Monochromatic? Really nigger? Just say grey? Does he know monochromatic goes from white to black or... whatever, I. Kys Nick

I bet that's not the only thing he's jealous about.
 
Pulls up the PBS article on Don Lemon and exclaims that only black people can pull off wearing monochromatic suits. He's so jealous or something.
Don Lemon is a creole nigger, his negro great-grandpappy was eating shrimp and burning sugar before the ol' Rekieta clan paid off their first state official.
Fuck is he talking about? I think he's just jealous of a real non-"whitebread" nigga being openly gay, something he so dearly wishes to be since Imholte fucked him in the ass.
 
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