Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[ITSAFUCKINGORANGE]

fftopic:fftopic:

Somebody on Reddit asked if Eva himself would ever be a dlc rival (as if he'd ever complete the game) and he responded with this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/6ihvnq/devsenpai_for_final_dlc_please/dj6crrx/

He's already got one self insert in the game, we really don't need anymore.

I don't think you need prevent his suicide attempts considering how he would even fail at committing suicide.

 

[A Sign]

And if he dies....will Yan-Chan & Senpai pour some sweet tea in the gutter for their nuggies?

 

[charmaide]

You can just tell he's fishing for sympathy.

Or attention. Eva seems to be one of those types that scream "N0tice me! Notice me!" and resort to anything that retains people's attention.

 

[Cornfields]

fftopic:fftopic:

Somebody on Reddit asked if Eva himself would ever be a dlc rival (as if he'd ever complete the game) and he responded with this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/6ihvnq/devsenpai_for_final_dlc_please/dj6crrx/

He's already got one self insert in the game, we really don't need anymore.

EDGY

 

[Blanche Bleach]

fftopic:fftopic:

Somebody on Reddit asked if Eva himself would ever be a dlc rival (as if he'd ever complete the game) and he responded with this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_simulator/comments/6ihvnq/devsenpai_for_final_dlc_please/dj6crrx/

He's already got one self insert in the game, we really don't need anymore.

guys why the hell didn't you warn me? this post has more edge than bismuth and i cut myself deeper than mariana's trench on it

 

[LucasSomething]

Damn Alex, OP was just trying to make a funny suggestion, you could at least take it as a joke and laugh along, not be an attenttion seeking asshole and write multiple lines about how you want to kill yourself. You're not in your teen phase anymore, you know?

 

[Sushinope]

I don't think you need prevent his suicide attempts considering how he would even fail at committing suicide.

So his DLC would be like (4 minute mark

Melodramatic and by the end of the five days you'll cut his throat since you're sick of babysitting him and convincing him he's worth your love.

 

[Blanche Bleach]

So his DLC would be like (4 minute mark

Melodramatic and by the end of the five days you'll cut his throat since you're sick of babysitting him and convincing him he's worth your love.

fftopic:fftopic:fftopic: what do you mean you can't get the cap off? shit it's so easy fftopic:fftopic:fftopic:

 

[Kazami Yuuka]

And if he dies....will Yan-Chan & Senpai pour some sweet tea in the gutter for their nuggies?

Get ready for Andrew Blaze / EGS 2.0! He'll write in some dumb lore like Oka Ruto transporting his soul across multiverses so that he can finally be surrounded by a harem of titmonsters.

 

[exhausted]

edit: dumb and old

 

[Anti-Everything]

You know that whole thing about Alex wanting to be a one man developer is fucking stupid, mostly because he has volunteers already doing most of the work

 

[UnderwaterUnderworld]

edit: who wears stockings like these in real life?

Actually, I've seen a lot of girls wearing stockings like that. It's more common for them to be the ones with cat faces pasted on, but they're more common than you would think...

 

[ES 148]

edit: who wears stockings like these in real life?

Not with a skirt, but they're good for cold, breezy weather, 'specially if your jeans/trousers/whatever are thin.
Also, those old designs look so, so much better, obvious as that is.

 

[My Car Is Garbage]

Gee, you think?

 

[Honeybunny]

Gee, you think?

Well that's another one of his weird fetishes to chalk up on the list...

 

[Jerkop]

Gee, you think?

Someone please give it the horrifying rating.

 

[Ido]

I adore the fan art but should we maybe make a different thread for it? I ask because there's a lot of it now and then it could be all in one place, but Idk since it's not like there's anything else going on in this thread...

 

[Blanche Bleach]

Gee, you think?

he's as broken as his game

 

[Cornfields]

Gee, you think?

Jeez is he still attention whoring? He seriously has not grown out of his edgy phase. Funny how much he is like his fanbase honestly...

 

[charmaide]

I adore the fan art but should we maybe make a different thread for it? I ask because there's a lot of it now and then it could be all in one place, but Idk since it's not like there's anything else going on in this thread...

I thought the same, unless they're edits like @Cupcake9's that show how shitty Eva's character designs are.