Update: Chris' Hierarchy of Needs, and WANT MULTIPLES!

[RP 520]

I wonder if his master plan is to rebuild a 1/1 scale of 14 BLC out of legos, along with a lego replica of the horde and a lego Barb?

 

[Count Olaf]

I wonder how long until he starts cursing and full on tard raging at everyone for not giving him what he wanted (again). He's near that point. Wont be surprised if that comes in the next update.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Basically they are very expensive to design, expensive to create the molding for the plastic material is expensive,

But if it hadn't been for Bob, you wouldn't even have the controls for the plastic molding machines! So those sets are, like, practically his anyway! LEGO owes him!

 

[libertyoftheaether]

He's been begging for another Barb for decades now.

The only major difference is that this new Barb would offer him china in addition to all his other needs.

 

[maninthepicklesuit]

Will this do?

Wow, I guess not winning the chocolate factory caused Augustus Gloop to finally snap. He's really let himself go. At this point, he almost makes his younger self look svelte, and going full tomgirl in Veruca Salt's clothes isn't doing him any favors.

I heard there was a Youtube video of him shooting at a picture of Charlie Bucket using a Megatron pistol, muttering something about how he would have lost his virginity to Violet Beauregarde if it weren't for those damn dirty homo trolls, Charlie Bucket and Willy Wonka. Rumor has it that Mike Teavee also got him to insert a whole Wonka bar up his ass.

 

[Marvin]

I wonder how long until he starts cursing and full on tard raging at everyone for not giving him what he wanted (again). He's near that point. Wont be surprised if that comes in the next update.

If he was desperate, I really couldn't predict what he would do.

But his recent facebook actions aren't a result of desperation. He's still got a solid pipe of legos. He's really just thinking he can get more legos from these jello brained trolls. If it doesn't, he'll just think "hmm, trolls haven't got me legos yet...", and then go to the target or gamestop or where ever else he's not yet banned from yet, for the afternoon.

Until Barb calls him up to have him fetch him some OJ.

 

[Seahorses]

I wonder if his master plan is to rebuild a 1/1 scale of 14 BLC out of legos, along with a lego replica of the horde and a lego Barb?

No need. LEGO already made a replica for him.

 

[fridgesrants]

And this is what he told me after I question him about why his needs are Legos.

Wow... Much irony... Such wishlist... Very needy... So autism

The only reason why Chris would make a wish list public on Facebook because he wants people to send him free Legos. I still cannot believe Chris has the audacity to post he wants multiple copies of the same expensive Lego set. I guess I need to post a wish list of all the train items I want/need on Facebook because I am such a special snow flake like Chris.

 

[Marvin]

The only reason why Chris would make a wish list public on Facebook because he wants people to send him free Legos. I still cannot believe Chris has the audacity to post he wants multiple copies of the same expensive Lego set. I guess I need to post a wish list of all the train items I want/need on Facebook because I am such a special snow flake like Chris.

Shit, I'm gonna start posting the receipts to computer hardware I've already bought, and ask for people to reimburse me for the costs.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Lmao its hilarious that he is blowing credit cards on legos. There are a million things he need to help fix up his life and they are on the backburner for hard pieces of plastic

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Since he's mostly using credit cards, I have it in my head that he's really struggling to make even minimum payments on them now.

I've been wondering the very same thing. Even if the minimum monthly due on any one card isn't that high, he has multiple cards.

But that's tomorrow's problem. Today, you can just sign up for new cards that aren't the ones you already owe on. A new card with currently zero balance? Sounds like CWCmas in July!!

In before "cwcmas in Julay" reference

 

[soIregistered]

So, what I'm gathering here......he Really Wants The Sea Cow?

 

[Gothicserpent]

So, what I'm gathering here......he Really Wants The Sea Cow?

Now I'm just imagining Chris throwing a tantrum at Seaworld because he can't take one of the Manatee's home.

 

[soIregistered]

 

[Gothicserpent]

Ahhh, forgot how much I love Dr. Katz.

"That Drunk Guy who drinks a lot, whose name is my dad"

 

[Ze Red Medic]

Now I'm just imagining Chris throwing a tantrum at Seaworld because he can't take one of the Manatee's home.

If Barb's with him, he'd probably get into trouble for trying to take a manatee home.

 

[Holdek]

He doesn't, he buys it on credit (or via similar agreements).

But he's paying his credit card bills with the though, right?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

And this is what he told me after I question him about why his needs are Legos.

Wow... Much irony... Such wishlist... Very needy... So autism

Amazon wishlists. Like a normal person.

 

[PCA]

Julay, seriously do not give in to Chris this time. Just because he wants something doesn't mean we should jump and give it to him...

 

[ELFairy]

http://shop.lego.com/en-US/MetalBeard-s-Sea-Cow-70810

250$, holy shit. He really thinks that someone is going to buy this crap for him?

What is Chris going to do with a pirate ship? He doesn't really seem like a pirate person. Or does he just want every Lego ever made? It really is a cool pirate ship. I don't think Chris deserves something so cool.