Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

[Aquinas]

Nothing, someone was shitposting afaik

 

[Randall Fragg]

OP got doxed and he turned out to be the guy who started all the smurf torture porn, so he's been permabanned

HOLY FUCK, are you saying that Judge Holden was Blue Moon all along? now that I start to think about it his name was a dire foreshadowing, but still... I liked that guy... fuck, I never wanted the hit the :horrifying: rating so much.


Edit: In that case shouldn't we purge this horrifying thread to oblivion?

Are you being serious?

I second this question. Was this a true long-term ruse?

It all makes sense now...

No, Judge Holden isn't the artist behind this. @OtterParty is literally the worst shitposter on this site, and you spastics too it at face value.

 

[Cripple]

Everytime this thread gets revived I vomit a little blood.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I was kinda hoping our very own Judge Holden was behind this, because I prefer to think that it was written by some guy cackling maniacally while twirling his moustache, internally mocking all the deranged Smurf fans praising it.
But no, it's just some unknown nutbar who wrote this one-handed while eyeing his collection of Smurf dolls with bad intent.

 

[Kanako Masuda]

I was kinda hoping our very own Judge Holden was behind this, because I prefer to think that it was written by some guy cackling maniacally while twirling his moustache, internally mocking all the deranged Smurf fans praising it.
But no, it's just some unknown nutbar who wrote this one-handed while eyeing his collection of Smurf dolls with bad intent.

I think the fact we know nothing about this Smurf in Hand guy makes it even more horrifying.

 

[Android raptor]

And that he just vanishes from the forum randomly and hasn't been heard from since.

 

[The Fool]

And that he just vanishes from the forum randomly and hasn't been heard from since.

He finally broke down and smurf'd himself

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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You don't paint giant human faces on the walls of human infant nurseries...

Also this:

 

[Ido]

ffs I hate this thread, every time I think it can't get worse it does and I can't fucking look away.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

I wonder if the guy who makes this stuff is erect when he's "creating".

 

[A Skeleton]

I wonder if the guy who makes this stuff is erect when he's "creating".

His smurf tail is all atingle

 

[Dysnomia]

I liked smurfs as a kid. This is creepier than normal because this guy obviously gets off on the torture and disrobing of baby smurfs. There are so many scenes where he's fixated on the tail as source of pleasure. I bet he sees it as a sexual organ. I see a lot of bare baby smurf feet too. He even describes that a baby smurf is male because he was naked and you could tell. I thought smurfs had no smurf junk? I mean, what purpose would it serve when babies arrive via mysterious magic? For a long time the only female was Smurfette, and Gargamel created her for nefarious purposes. She was eventually turned into a genuine smurf. But she wasn't born from the same magic as Baby Smurf. I'm not sure how the other two I know of came to be. I haven't watched Smurfs in years.

The baby smurfs are too close to human babies and smurfs are sentient beings that live in a civilized society. So treating them as pets, referring to them as rodents and keeping infants in cages like hamsters is really messed up to read about. Especially when this creep says in his story that unwanted baby smurfs get dumped on the side of a country road to be eaten by wild animals. I'd think the authorities wouldn't be too happy about the babies of sentient beings getting dumped like garbage. This is probably the worst fap fic I've ever read because it's disguised as being normal when you know this guy is getting off to torturing baby characters from a children's cartoon.

Every time these baby smurfs go to the vet (despite not being animals in the first place) they are stripped of their clothes and the author makes sure to describe them as naked and squirming. There's no reason to strip them. Then again this is a guy who gets off to baby smurfs. Why am I questioning it?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

smurfs are sentient beings that live in a civilized society.

I think if a second sentient species was ever discovered on earth, the most plausible scenario would be similar to what Karel Čapek described.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I liked smurfs as a kid. This is creepier than normal because this guy obviously gets off on the torture and disrobing of baby smurfs. There are so many scenes where he's fixated on the tail as source of pleasure. I bet he sees it as a sexual organ. I see a lot of bare baby smurf feet too. He even describes that a baby smurf is male because he was naked and you could tell. I thought smurfs had no smurf junk? I mean, what purpose would it serve when babies arrive via mysterious magic? For a long time the only female was Smurfette, and Gargamel created her for nefarious purposes. She was eventually turned into a genuine smurf. But she wasn't born from the same magic as Baby Smurf. I'm not sure how the other two I know of came to be. I haven't watched Smurfs in years.

The baby smurfs are too close to human babies and smurfs are sentient beings that live in a civilized society. So treating them as pets, referring to them as rodents and keeping infants in cages like hamsters is really messed up to read about. Especially when this creep says in his story that unwanted baby smurfs get dumped on the side of a country road to be eaten by wild animals. I'd think the authorities wouldn't be too happy about the babies of sentient beings getting dumped like garbage. This is probably the worst fap fic I've ever read because it's disguised as being normal when you know this guy is getting off to torturing baby characters from a children's cartoon.

Every time these baby smurfs go to the vet (despite not being animals in the first place) they are stripped of their clothes and the author makes sure to describe them as naked and squirming. There's no reason to strip them. Then again this is a guy who gets off to baby smurfs. Why am I questioning it?

I think you're over analysing this smurf torture porn a little.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Why has so far no-one commented on the fact that his avatar is a Smurf struggling in obvious distress as a human hand grasps him?

 

[Peanut]

Lots of the stories are more directly unsettling but this description combined with the smurf's worried expression in the picture sticks with me:

One rainy afternoon as I watched Blueberry sitting and babbling unintelligibly on the living room floor I decided to check his diaper before getting ready to wash a load of laundry. My lady friend had just returned the wee baby smurf after taking her turn to baby-sit him while I ran some out of town errands. Upon touching the diaper to feel for wetness I took the liberty of giving his tail a customary squeeze as well, but once simply wasn’t enough this time. I exclaimed, “Pardon me Blueberry, but the way you look sitting there right now and prattling in your little smurf baby talk is just too…. irresistible…”

Blueberry stared over his shoulder at me in bewilderment as I commenced to repeatedly mashed down on his plump little blue tail and diapered rump, pinning it to the floor and driving tiny squeaks from the little creature as if he were some pet’s rubber squeeze toy. The little creature’s blue tail flattened like a pancake under the pressure of my index finger, but as soon as I released it the resilient appendage and equally soft and pliable rear-end would spring right back into their original shape.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Lots of the stories are more directly unsettling but this description combined with the smurf's worried expression in the picture sticks with me:

The fact that there is a human being out there who invests substantial mental energy into imagining the elasticity and mechanics of Smurf booty and Smurf tails is... argh, what am I complaining about, this is Kiwi Farms.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

soft and pliable rear-end

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

In a world where middle aged men and women dress as animals, or wears a diapers, or what have you, I'm not surprised there's some guy who is so far out of the realm of reality that he would be like this.
And by GodBearJesus is it amusing.
This, my fellow Kiwis, is the modern day freak show, much like other lolcows that you fine folks have all have shown us.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Lots of the stories are more directly unsettling but this description combined with the smurf's worried expression in the picture sticks with me:

“Pardon me Blueberry, but the way you look sitting there right now and prattling in your little smurf baby talk is just too…. irresistible…” for random text