Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

DrJonesHat said:
Since he apparently got put into the brain bin against his will, I hope the condition of his discharge includes court-ordered medication. Plus no internet. It only feeds his delusions. Sad for us, but better for the 18-25 female population of Spokane.
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Unless he's incarcerated indefinitely, force-fed medication and withheld Internet access, he will never adhere to any such conditions.
 
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If Lucas does now indeed eat in the cafeteria with the rest of the patients without incident, there is a chance that he may have improved slightly. While he (luckily) never went on a murderous rampage, he was however extremely antisocial - especially when it came to other men (originally those under 35, and then to men older than him) and millennial women.
 
Aristophanes said:
If Lucas does now indeed eat in the cafeteria with the rest of the patients without incident, there is a chance that he may have improved slightly. While he (luckily) never went on a murderous rampage, he was however extremely antisocial - especially when it came to other men (originally those under 35, and then to men older than him) and millennial women.
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I can't tell from the vague description if it's Lucas or not yet. In a psych hospital like Eastern everyone has crazy eyes, and occasionally yell and rant for no reason. We'll never get any photo or video evidence there unless someone is trying to lose their job and/or freedom for breaking HIPAA.
 
I wouldn't say it's out of the question for Lucas to be seen as getting better, given the circumstances. It was really only until a week or two before his disappearance that it seemed he COMPLETELY lost his mind. Before that if you showed a clip of him to someone unfamiliar, they would probably think he was just very strange.
With that said, I have zero faith that he will adhere to any medicinal regiment and that he will become even more unhinged then we have ever seen him. I could see him skipping town for California maybe, but that's just me. Either way, I'm having withdrawals from his videos, so I need more now now now now NOW.
 
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IanP226 said:
^^^"Heavy Elements" So, you have a lot of gangs and career criminals in Spokane?

The media likes to portray the Inland NW with the survivalist, white power, Aryan meth cooker stereotypes but I'm not sure I buy into that as the media is often just totally full of shit.

Is there a lot to do in Spokane or is it a pretty boring place overall?

I know the Wern came from Olympia and from everything I've ever heard about that place- it sounds like it just sucks. It's surprising he never went to Seattle or Vancouver as they couldn't have been any worse than Olympia.
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Inland is chill as fuck. Meth is everywhere in this country so nothing exceptional there but the roughest it gets is some high school kids in the smaller towns larping as KKK/White Nationalists. Nah the vast majority of coastal and inland NW is crazy chill.
 
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mdrop22 said:
I can't tell from the vague description if it's Lucas or not yet. In a psych hospital like Eastern everyone has crazy eyes, and occasionally yell and rant for no reason. We'll never get any photo or video evidence there unless someone is trying to lose their job and/or freedom for breaking HIPAA.
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I have a friend out who works out there who can neither confirm or deny that he is there. But seeing how The Wern's parents seem to have little to do with him, I doubt they spent the money nor expended the time, to get him to a facility on the west side, so I'd place a Vegas bet he's there. I wonder how long they plan on keeping him because I think this is the longest yet. Like 4 months. I also wonder, because he thinks he's so incredibly smart, if he's been trying to fake being "better" in the hopes of getting out.
 
I watched "A Beautiful Mind" and the film's depiction of Dr. John Nash's struggles with schizophrenia made me think of The Wern.

Could "all the greybeards with millennial hook ups " have been a straight hallucination / delusion?

Just a thought.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
The only way to ensure that he continues this course of treatment is to keep him as a permanent resident. But at this point, I doubt anyone, including his family, would be willing to fund any of this. He's alienated anyone that would give a damn about him. Given his current situation, he's a lost cause.
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He gets a tugboat, so I'm sure he has Medicaid. Ahh, nothing like the government dime paying for a long stay at the looney bin... it really is a good use of tax dollars to get and keep Wern from spreading his MRSA.
 
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According to Lucas' half-brother, he sent a letter to their dad and he says he is going to move to the woods and live off the land. ("I'm not afraid of hard work") He's still telomere signaling, same crazy bullshit. I will look for the thread and cap it.

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QueenBurritoSupreme said:
According to Lucas' half-brother, he sent a letter to their dad and he says he is going to move to the woods and live off the land. ("I'm not afraid of hard work") He's still telomere signaling, same crazy bullshit. I will look for the thread and cap it.
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If he tries, he'll almost certainly end up a second Christopher McCandless. But with added telomeres.
 
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There's no Red Robin out in the woods, and as we've seen before he can't even keep one small apartment tidy.

And frankly, the only people I've ever seen who boldly claim they "aren't afraid of hard work" have never actually done any hard work, have no clue what it entails, and once faced with it start in with the whining and excuse-making before they (inevitably) duck out of it. You're not afraid of hard work? Cool. Go be a migrant farmworker; that shouldn't be too hard for you, right?
 
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