💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
If he tells the truth and admits it's his account (because it obviously is), he admits he retaliated against someone in a way that was said to be forbidden by the OLPR. If he denies it's his account and a subpoena reveals it is, it turns out he lied in the process to hide the fact he retaliated in a way against someone who reported him to the OLPR that was explicitly told was unacceptable.
He wants people to know it's his account, but he also wants to have plausible deniability. He thinks he's Patrick Bateman x Machiavelli and is super proud of his little burner Reddit account, and thinks it makes people fear him. That's the whole reason he covered it at all - to signal to his audience that it's him and that he epically owned Aaron and Rapt.

He probably will continue to post on it, and likely use even more Rekieta-esque language and style just to rub it in.
 
When Nick's Chonkieta gif was released, it was before any noteworthy drug abuse had taken place. He has severe body image issues (which he's admitted to himself).
Chunkieta was immediately before his descent in to Jamaican cuckoldry and drug fueled degeneracy.
The YouTube ban lead to the Rumble contract which brought with it the Locals chat. Leading to Mandy and Chunkieta, as well as providing the capital needed to afford the Jamaican vacation, the rest is history. Keffals indirectly destroyed his life.
 
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If he tells the truth and admits it's his account (because it obviously is), he admits he retaliated against someone in a way that was said to be forbidden by the OLPR. If he denies it's his account and a subpoena reveals it is, it turns out he lied in the process to hide the fact he retaliated in a way against someone who reported him to the OLPR that was explicitly told was unacceptable. Who could've expected someone with alleged legal experience to be this fucking stupid?
Nick is a recidivist faggot who never feels sorry for his crimes, only that he was caught. He has explicitly stated this multiple times.
He thinks he deserves the social deference and decorum afforded to judicial professionals without an ounce of the effort.
He calls himself "Rekieta Law, a small law firm in Central Minnesota", without providing any legal services, without a physical location, without incorporation and without even a licence to practise law.

Nick is a leech on those who put in the time and effort to earn their position in the world. Those who can rightfully call themselves a professional in a specialized field.
With his big YouTube bookoo bucks he imagines himself both above being a lawyer, yet desperate to sell himself as one for credibility, elsewise his channel is just some gangly crackhead faggot barking at you.
With fingers crossed the OLPR can strike the only place that matters, Nick Rekieta's unfathomable ego. I eagerly await the day the OLPR publicly denounces this shameless charlatan.
 
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Nick is a recidivist faggot who never feels sorry for his crimes, only that he was caught. He has explicitly stated this multiple times.
He also has floated the idea of suing the government for destroying his reputation or something really fucking stupid. If they're paying attention, they still have the bodycam footage and are willing to nuke his ass with its release to defend itself from accusations if he even looks like he wants to do it and not just say it. His chances of winning (outside of legitimate government wrongdoing) would be zero. The bodycam footage could be exculpatory and yet its release still scares the shit out of Nick, who has insisted that everything the government has said and done was wrong and full of fucking lies. It's almost like there's a reason (or reasons) he doesn't want it out, and they're universally bad for him, to the point he won't even attempt to sue (yet).
With his big YouTube bookoo bucks
It's actually "beaucoup", which is from French, and therefore inferior (ignore the fact that around 30% of English is from French, because fuck that country).
 
I'm so confused now, is this Icedanc3r hole a tranny?? Also is she cross-eyed like Mersh?
Wtf is wrong with these Cluster B foids who desire fat losers like Ralph in the Dabbleverse??
Also Scarlett's real name is Delaney. Believe it or not she was a state cross country champ in high school.
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That’s fuckin wild, and here I thought Mersh had a W. What an IDIOT.
Even with him lying about the source of the rumour, he can pretend it was "the person who told him in private" but it was Mersch who disseminated it publicly which makes him the public source. He's right about everything else though, a lolcow will never get a Clean Win but he was able to see through and articulate Scarlett's BS right to her face, and he was 100% correct about her. I'd call that a win, regardless of whatever loss he may have taken in the process.
 
I'm so confused now, is this Icedanc3r hole a tranny?? Also is she cross-eyed like Mersh?
Not a tranny, she's just an unpleasant, unlikeable clout-chasing loser NEET living in a converted meth motel "apartment" paid for by her father. A natural choice for Ethanol/Rackets/Mash.

Wtf is wrong with these Cluster B foids who desire fat losers like Ralph in the Dabbleverse??
Cluster B
 
Nick's so bad at picking up social cues that he doesn't understand the concept of lying to someone to spare their feelings and thinks the judge hasn't heard of it either.
Nick has fully reverted to a first year law student who thinks transparent word games and saying "you can't prove it" are the heights of wit and advocacy.
 
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Not in a position to archive this right now. Yeah Nick, teach us all how to have adult relationships as successful as yours. :story:
To be fair, he didn't specify successful.


It's actually really sad. Man in his 40's, wife, 5 children, but all he cares about is smashing nasty 4/10 box. Any woman so long as it isn't his wife. What a grim existence.

It makes me really really really thankful that I wasn't a trust fund kid. Even Aaron Imholte leads a happier and more meaningful life, living out his dream of being a radio broadcaster albeit with meager income and a small audience.
 
Also Scarlett's real name is Delaney. Believe it or not she was a state cross country champ in high school.
So how many drugs is she addicted to? Confess only have seen her in a clip posted of her on Ethan Ralph's show, but that girl made Ethan look sober.
 
I feel so bad for the Rekieta kids, they don't deserve any of this but you know they're hearing about it all the time.

I genuinely believe Nick enjoys the idea of his children being mocked and embarrassed by his actions....he is just that narcissistic and evil.

They're the biggest impediment to his funny and weird lifestyle, followed by brain-dead ratwife Kayla and all of them deserve to suffer for impeding him.
 
Is his audience 8 year olds now? I remember "win a limousine ride to Pizza Hut" as an incentive for things when I was in elementary school. What a weird thing to send a chat, and to brag, about.

Typo. I will correct it to say, 'their daughter had a fundraiser'.

He wants people to know it's his account, but he also wants to have plausible deniability. He thinks he's Patrick Bateman x Machiavelli and is super proud of his little burner Reddit account, and thinks it makes people fear him. That's the whole reason he covered it at all - to signal to his audience that it's him and that he epically owned Aaron and Rapt.

He probably will continue to post on it, and likely use even more Rekieta-esque language and style just to rub it in.

This is exactly correct. He is the person, trousers and pants down, squatting on a table, telling people that they haven't *seen* the turd yet, so it could be ANYTHING!
 
Not in a position to archive this right now. Yeah Nick, teach us all how to have adult relationships as successful as yours. :story:

Rekieta has openly admitted that he doesn't rely on Minnesota for community, despite having lived there for years, but instead turns to the Internet.
• He doesn't rely on Minnesota for a community; he relies on the internet for a community.
That's sad and rather pathetic. For someone who depends on online connections for community to presume he understands adult relationships is embarrassingly out of touch. Funnily enough, embarrassingly out of touch summarizes much of what Rekieta is.
 
He thinks he's Patrick Bateman x Machiavelli and is super proud of his little burner Reddit account, and thinks it makes people fear him.
Which is very delusional. The only thing that'd make someone legitimately fear Nick Rekieta is having him as their father.
 
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