We've officially entered the era of a new, much worse plague than COVID19: EFDS (Epstein Files Derangement Syndrome)
Anything and everything bad or weird that ever happens will now explosively, immediately, and entirely impotently be blamed on anyone with any fame or authority at all, with the sole qualifier being "this person('s friend's friend's uncle) was in the Epstein Files. Actually, they don't even have to be attached to the files at all, because they're probably in on it too if you think about it.
No crimes will ever be conclusively solved ever again in the eyes of the public, because apparently a large contingent of retards in our country don't have the brain power to handle the complexity of politics so they pawn it off to forget about their responsibility to this country.
State-enforced transitioning for 9 year olds, 150 million jeets and Somalis, mass disarming through strict gun laws, capital punishment for racist Facebook posts?
Nah bro, who cares about that. All these people are the same, they all secretly eat babies! I refuse to vote for anyone who could eat a baby. You're voting republican? Wow, I bet your Dad's friend's name is in the FILES bro. You support Trump? He's straight up ALL OVER the FILES bro. He called the police on Epstein? Don't be so naive, he obviously planted that bro, the Files are edited! Left wing, right wing, they're two wings on the same baby-eating bird. Be smart and don't vote.