Update: Chris' Hierarchy of Needs, and WANT MULTIPLES!

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I would suggest Chris seek employment at Goodwill, since I'm currently doing work adjustment training at a local Goodwill myself and it's nothing too strenuous: classes and some work in the warehouse doing this and that, nothing that Chris couldn't reasonably do...

...but alas, he would shit himself and do nothing... 3':
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
"I'm sorry; I do not understand da question..." :c
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Chris is very much aware of the fact that he's a hypocrite and a liar. The thing is he sees nothing wrong with it because he is the one doing it but at the same time seems to know well enough not to openly admit this. So when questioned about his behavior he'll just fall back on the whole "I'm autistic. You can't ask me that question."
Chris can't even play dumb the right way.
 
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milkshark said:
I think it's safe to assume only white knights and Christorians are left reading Chris' Facebook posts. He just continually exhibits a juvenile, self absorbed and unpleasant meaningless existence. The high school alum likely all unfollowed his posts or just unfriended him. So much for that reunion.
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This is a really fascinating take that I hadn't considered until now. Last year, during the big High School Reunion Push, Chris was trying to track down everyone, "make friends", get himself some new white knights to fight his battles.

Now, he's isolating and had a terrible house fire and is also paranoid and cautious, but it seems like he's been quietly abandoned by just about anyone that isn't Inner Circle, Kengle, and the Kiwi forums. I'd wager he doesn't even realize it, as self absorbed as he is. They aren't doing anything FOR him, so he's not thinking about their absense in concrete terms. Just in the terms of, "my fwiends habent bought me legos yet got dang it"
 
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Maybe he could do some of these if he needs the Lego that much.
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Collecting trolleys.

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Shelf stacker
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Scary Clown
 
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silentprincess said:
Maybe he could do some of these if he needs the Lego that much. Collecting trolleys.
Shelf stacker
Scary Clown
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Chris would even try to apply for these jobs because 1) he feels he deserves better than those jobs, 2) he 'knows' he could get more money just off his tugboat than a job like that, and 3) all us trolling stupids have ruined his chances at a job because of the background checks.
 
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You would have thought that after sending $500 to Chris, Dodo Brain would have at least have been rewarded with the honor of his own figure totem in Chris' attempt to create a portal made of Legos to the CWCville Dimension.
 
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Little-Lovely said:
He won't even stand under a stream of water, what could we possibly say to convince him to get close to a body of water.
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Chris' rental house is right by the side of a lake, isn't it? I'd imagine he'd try to go out there to grab fish by hand like Smeagol,
but then all he'd do instead is stand there by the bank, stress-shitting himself and sighing because the fish won't fly out of the water and land straight into the bucket.
 
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