Considering the energy drinks he constantly is shilling as well as his awful diet, and the fact that his adrenaline gets pumping from basic household tasks, DSP's cardiovascular conditioning puts him at risk of serious heart problems.
The fact that folding his laundry gets his adrenaline going is one of the saddest things I've seen anyone admit to. I know legit obese people who are still obviously healthier than Phil, because they can at least manage to do their household chores without complaining that it got them too fired up to sleep.
Phil lives alone and is on the fast-track for a heart attack, or worse, a stroke. The idea of having a stroke that paralyzes you and leaves you starving to death on the floor of your kitchen because there's no one in your life to come check on you? That's one of the most existentially terrifying things I can think of. But this is a guy who doesn't think he needs a smoke detector because he'd smell the smoke and wake up.
I'd say that DSP's story is going to end in a horrific tragedy, but with his sheer dumb luck who's to say. The day he has a heart attack will end up also being the day BSV paid him a surprise visit and he saves his life or something equally nonsensical.
Yeah, I watched the video. The whole thing is just incredibly creepy.
Phil's actually a profoundly creepy person if you really look into him. His complete lack of empathy and compassion is unsettling to say the least. He simply does not care about anyone but himself, and it shows in everything he says and does. It even comes through in video games. The characters are fictional, sure, but being able to watch an emotional cutscene about someone's tragic past and spend the entire time telling the girl on screen to quit crying and whip out her tits is a level of detachment that I just can't understand.
The paranoia is what brings it to a new level though. There's nothing wrong with wanting to protect yourself. But when you keep an axe by the door because you think the gardeners might be secret gamergate assassins... It says more about how violent your own thought process is than it says about the world around you. Even seeing the world through that lens means you've got some unresolved issues kicking around in your head, and coming to the conclusion that you need to sprinkle your house with weapons (box of hammers lol) is some messed up video game logic that shows you're not functioning on the same level as everyone else.
I'm not saying Phil is a budding serial killer or anything, because that's just dumb. But I will say it's actually a good thing Phil is so cowardly and lazy, because he's disturbed and selfish enough that I wouldn't want to see what he did if he were motivated. He doesn't seem to consider other people as being fully real, especially women, and that could be a bad thing if he wasn't such a fat chicken.
We'd know if Phil got a gun because he wouldn't be able to keep his mouth shut about his shiny new toy. Hell, he'd probably think that showing off his gun would deter any attempts on his life.
All I want for Christmas is a twenty minute video of DSP showing off his shiny new gun. That can be my next three Christmas presents even.
I'm assuming he'd get something so ridiculously big and phallic and compensating that it would buck out of his atrophied wrists if he actually tried shooting it. He'd wave it around on screen with no regard for any gun saftey rules whatsoever. He'd have zero trigger discipline. He'd probably brag about doing something incredibly stupid like drilling his regular bullets into hollow points to save money on ammo. And the whole time he'd be repeating that he doesn't need to go to a shooting range and practice because of how confident he is due to his 'years of training' playing shooters. Then he'd accidentally shoot his camera trying to look like a badass and tweet that he needs donations for a new one. It'd be beautiful.
