CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace's Homemade Weapons

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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Is anyone really surprised that his mom won't let him buy a gun?
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not at all. Given the fact that she's a fairly ignorant vegan christian I would not be surprised if she was also a firm adherent of the anti-gun soccermom movement. Even if she isn't, I think it's for the best that Jace is nowhere near firearms. I'm all for gun rights, but Jace is so obviously unstable that he is not to be trusted with any sort of weapon.
 
I just love how when he sharpens the back side of the knife he does such a shitty job of it. It's all uneven and goes in a million directions, not to mention the "Rambo notches" on the back. I always sucked at sharpening knives, but I could out do Jace while drunk and using a field stone.

And the way he brags about how sharp his shit is and then rams the tip into the cement floor hard enough he probably bends it. It's priceless.
 
Jace made a tool to stab himself in the foot. With a $15 bread knife.

It's . . . amazing.
 
DeagleDad420 said:
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Can cut a man's leg off.
 
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He's becoming the next Will Keith. I'm almost proud. That doesn't look like a spear though, more like an axe or a scythe...thing. Spergscythe. Something like that. In usual Jace fashion, it's so poorly put-together that it looks like he would have a very, very hard time actually hurting someone with it (thank god) At least he didn't try to build a bomb or a gun.
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Perhaps Jace made his own homemade lucerne. The knife handle would be a poor blunt part and the tip of the pole wouldn't do much in piercing though.
 
On the plus side, if he's ever attacked by loafs of islamic suicide bread, he can slice them from a safe distance and make some sick-ass sandwiches to fuel the fight on this site.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Jace is threatening to cut up milk jugs if he gets more crank calls.

I think he means it, guys
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Oh no! If he gets more milk jugs cut up, that means they can't be recycled! I think those calls better be stopped before he uses his tacticool scythe again.
 
Looking at Jace making a tacticool scythe, one has to wonder what sort of tacticool weapon is next. Perhaps he might try to make a tacticool crossbow or something. Maybe a tacticool slingshot.

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WHO WILL SAVE THOSE POOR INNOCENT MILK JUGS???
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A team of /K/ommando's?
 
teheviltwin said:
Whilst on the one hand being crippled with laughter, I really don't think that Jace should be doing this right now. With people being on edge after the supreme gentleman's spergsplosion they may take Jace a lot more seriously than usual.
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Taking Jace seriously? lolwut

Also, the "spergscythe" looks like it's gonna come undone at any given moment, thereby giving birth to a "spergstaff."

GrandNumberOfPounds said:
Is anyone really surprised that his mom won't let him buy a gun?
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I seriously never saw it coming. No really, I didn't.

DeagleDad420 said:
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THIS! Fucking this. AUGH YEAH
 
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