Inactive Elliot Rodger - The Supreme Gentleman

[DykesDykesChina]

Noble European aristocracy was just an excuse for Elliot to latch onto to rationalize why he was better than everyone. If Elliot had been black, he would have made up some nonsense about being descended from a "noble African king" or something and the European pig-dogs don't deserve to have the kind of beautiful queen that he does.

Dear friend,

I am Elliot Rodger, son of Prince Ngoro, former foreign minister of Nigeria, and I will inherit 7 billion US$ soon. But in order to claim that money I need a foreign bank account. I came across your website and you seem trustworthy. Please send me your banking information and I will transfer the money. You will receive a fair share. Thank you in advance for your help.

PS.
I need blonde girls to screw ASAP.

 

[Saney]

If so, then where were you? The apocalypse rolled in and destroyed us all.

No, you all lived. There was time travel involved. Ask Judge Holden about it.

 

[Cwckifan]

Oh man, the first fucker to sign that. I'd travel the 1 hour journey just to play a game of drunken 'pin the tail on the donkey' with that moron's face.

They could do the same to you, of course. Maybe there could be a tournament?

 

[Daario Naharis]

Absolute terror. He never spoke to women or dealt with them at all if possible. He'd have developed a stammer whilst trying to intimidate her or not been strong enough to restrain her. Even if he would never admit that consciously he would have been aware of it. If you think about the focus of his rage and how few women were actually killed. He'd been stalking those sorority girls for ages and had said he would turn their house into a bloodbath. In reality he used a gun (a weapon that gives distance and power) on two of them from the safety of his 'compensating for something' car.

All of my this. A lot easier to drive around shooting at people than it is to try to take them on flat footed and up close.

 

[Duke Nukem]

All of my this. A lot easier to drive around shooting at people than it is to try to take them on flat footed and up close.

Sounds like your typical Tuesday afternoon in South Central. Of course, most of those guys are some of the worst shots in the world.

 

[c-no]

No, you all lived. There was time travel involved. Ask Judge Holden about it.

Let me guess, Dr. Who was involved.

 

[Saney]

Let me guess, Dr. Who was involved.

No, actually.
...
It was a malfunctioning hyperdrive motivator.

 

[LM 697]

He had an account here.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

He had an account here.

Ya but which one?

I'll hoard those cocks.

 

[LM 697]

Ya but which one?

I'll hoard those cocks.

Check the thread in the staff section.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Check the thread in the staff section.

Cool.

 

[Artard]

I think I read somewhere that one sixth of all white folk in Europe is descended from Charlemagne.

Yes. But it's actually not a matter of biology or genealogy; it was first suggested by just statistics.

http://www.stat.yale.edu/~jtc5/papers/Ancestors.pdf

Every European shares a common ancestor even more recently than Charlemagne.

Here's the article that first popularized the idea, which is way more accessible than Chang's paper above.

 

[garbageraider]

On another note, Elliot now has a legion of female fans. If only they knew what "irony" meant.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...o-sick-female-fans-swoon-shooter-Twitter.html

Don't know if this had been posted before, but I smell a 4chan prank.

 

[CWCissey]

Don't know if this had been posted before, but I smell a 4chan prank.

Yeah that stinks of 4chan.

At least the creatine addiction prank on the Mirror was funny!

 

[Saney]

He had an account here.

Was it Chit Great Unclean Chris Screaming Llama Wizard Watch?

 

[BT 075]

Was it Chit Great Unclean Chris Screaming Llama Wizard Watch?

Paitingatree.

 

[CWCissey]

Was it Chit Great Unclean Chris Screaming Llama Wizard Watch?

It was Homer.

 

[Pikimon]

It was Jcrowley

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

But it's deliciously ironic in a way. Roger is a Norman surname and common as fuck. I think he confused wealthy/powerful with 'aristocratic'. Money doesn't make good breeding etc. and Elliot is definitely best described as a runt.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Don't know if this had been posted before, but I smell a 4chan prank.

GodJesus I would hope so, but apparently James Holmes, Adam Lanza, and of course, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold legitimately have female fans as well.

Then again, you could be right about it being some 4chan punks trying to get a rise out of people. I really fucking hope you're right.