Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[vodka]

Amber's head and hooves are SO small compared to her body. Her white trash-ness really comes out in that vlog too, gorllll.

"I really wanted to ballerina when I was younger" What, did you imagine doing pirouettes while shoving two school lunches down your throat? She doesn't have any ambition beyond "have a caretaker gf, have pets as props, and hoard cheap junk" and it's hard to imagine her ever having ambition.

 

[Red Velvet]

The gifs reminded me of Kevin Coster and Dances With Wolves.

Only it's Amber and she is called Dances In Junk Food Aisle.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amber's head and hooves are SO small compared to her body. Her white trash-ness really comes out in that vlog too, gorllll.

"I really wanted to ballerina when I was younger" What, did you imagine doing pirouettes while shoving two school lunches down your throat? She doesn't have any ambition beyond "have a caretaker gf, have pets as props, and hoard cheap junk" and it's hard to imagine her ever having ambition.

I disagree. That hat was tight on her, and her legs are abnormally massive, her marshmallow feet have swollen two sizes. Her fingers are fat, her eyes are squished and she hides it with winged eye liner. Hannah and Rape have those somewhat normal sized legs she complained about in her ask.fm, where other big girls have skinny-ish legs and she doesn't and it pisses her off.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Amber's head and hooves are SO small compared to her body. Her white trash-ness really comes out in that vlog too, gorllll.

"I really wanted to ballerina when I was younger" What, did you imagine doing pirouettes while shoving two school lunches down your throat? She doesn't have any ambition beyond "have a caretaker gf, have pets as props, and hoard cheap junk" and it's hard to imagine her ever having ambition.

She's like a weeble-wobble. Weebles waddle but they don't fall down!

 

[Cocco]

ahahah went up to take a look at the gifs with the song playing in the background, amazing xD

 

[PiggyPie]

Meanwhile at Shrek's house:

Those arms tho...

 

[Awkwafina]

Wasn't the underwear post about a different ex named Sara or something? I didn't think it was Nena.

Oh shit that's right. I could've swore she was talking about Nena for some reason but Sara also rings a bell. There's so many hambeasts though it's no wonder I get them confused.

 

[DingBat]

Something that I have never been able to get my head around.

Do any of these morbidly obese lesbians actually find each other attractive, or are they just trapped in orbit so make the best of it? I think the only one who seemed genuinely eager/excited about getting sexually intimate with a super ham planet was Destiny, but then I've never really seen the same level of enthusiasm given back to her.

By the way, the GIF of Amber gracefully twirling in a supermarket aisle? I couldn't look away. I've not watched Amber in years, had no idea she had gotten so round. Paint her indigo and she could be the inflated Violet Beauregarde.

 

[No Morals AL]

Edit: That arm skid mark.

 

[vodka]

Why would you take video advice from Big AL of all people? "I don't know to angle this" "Don't worry, you'll get it"...Okay, I guess ridiculous Myspace angles is the one thing she does know about filming.

+ Not to be petty, but damn, she looks old with those glasses and her quadruple chins.

 

[HugePanties]

Without throwing out my obvious dislike of this whole fat-tribe, let's be honest. Do they find each other attractive ? That's basically like asking a hippo if they find other hippos attractive. Their idea of "attractive" is most likely blurred because of their own colossal selves.

 

[Xenomorph]

Edit: That arm skid mark.

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So is that Dusty's brother?

 

[HugePanties]

Dusty LOL. I miss the Dusty / Dustin comments.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

So is that Dusty's brother?

It's one of Becky's house mates.

 

[PiggyPie]

His voice is annoying as hell

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

oh god

Spoiler: body shot of becky

Amber always gets crap about wearing the same bra but Hannah needs to buy one. Damn.

Who tf is Dafodyll lane? I swear I've seen her talking shit about Amber before, but then I see her defending her all the time too.

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And then there's Donnasue509, she's been up Amber's ass for way to long. Someone should do some digging on this hag.

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Donnasue rides Amber's dick in some many of her comment sections. I think she's jealous she wasn't the lucky YT fan who gets to be Amber's new caretaker. I mean, story on her and Becky meeting that way to be confirmed.

Edit: That arm skid mark.

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This must be one of Becky's roommates. Amber's getting in good with him too so now she will have options when she moves "in a few months". She's so not the person I would get YT advice from. Insta angles maybe.

 

[MICHAELKORS_slay]

Anyone catch the McDonalds in the background? #weightlossJOURNEEgorl

 

[Xenomorph]

It's one of Becky's house mates.

So funny cause he has the name Cooke too. SPOOKY.

Why did I add this gif again? Because it's damn funny and she's even fatter now.

 

[London Raine]

My first time posting. Oh the cringe! So is Eric related to Dustin somehow? I also noticed he's weeding his comments (as I left one to tell Big Amber to go home and take care of her animals). I didn't see Twinks in the shot, so who knows where she's at. And I don't think the herd ever made it to the Pride Parade since this video popped up instead. But, boy, she sure is trying to make herself at home at the Sawmill's place, since 9/1/17 is right around the corner!

 

[IDEK]

Her glasses rest on her bulging cheeks instead of her nose.