Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 553 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,627 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,529
"Look how pretty this girl is, she's shedding. Yeah, she's starting to shed, if you can, if you look, actually, her face, she's a really, pretty, um, orange, yellow... I'm not, I don't know the heads, or color schemes, I'm terrible at that. But she's so pretty. They get really pale. And then whenever they, they shed... they, their color, comes up and then kinda dulls back down." -Rafe

"She's smart. This one right here, Rafe? She knows everything." -Big Amber

Can you imagine how smart a doctor would be???? If you could afford the thousands of dollars to visit, anyway.
 
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Holy shit, she looks like she belongs in one of those documentaries about obesity where they only show random people's body and never their face. I could see her body waddling down the street while the narrator talked about the obesity epidemic in the background.
 
Fuck me, this is getting complicated. Welcome to a good ol' fashioned Kentucky lesbian clusterfuck.

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Very good work!

What astonishes me is that these women all look alike. There's a certain amount of similarity to be expected in a small town, but even past that, they're all identical save for minor variations in hair and glasses colors. I'd heard that extreme obesity kinda destroys facial features and makes forming expressions more difficult, but seeing it like this is simply surreal.

Spherical head + problem glasses + sassy lopsided pout with duckface + multiple chins and piercings + baked or smug expression + cheap-ass clothes + shambling mound posture = recipe for a basic fat Kentucky lesbian

No wonder Ralph dyes her hair. It's quite literally the only way to distinguish her from any other member of the Monster Squad.
 
No lie. Is there something in the water in their county?

If there was, would any of these women know it? I'm betting they don't tend to like water.

But there is indeed something in the soda they guzzle down, and that's sweet, sweet beetus.

Has Hannah's age been discussed before? If so, how old? Every time I see her she looks like a woman in her 50's.

Out of all the chemistry between any of the planets in the solar system, Hannah and Rape seem to have the least amount of it. The only thing they seem to have in common is food.

I'm shit at guessing age on people that huge. She's probably in her mid-20s, though she and all the Squad look like they're on the ass end of 40 at least. I don't think anyone's mentioned how old she is.

I'm not sure any of them are really okay emotionally even for themselves, much less for giving affection to another person. It takes energy to focus on someone else and they're just about all gaping black holes of need. Addicts are just addicts in that way.

Even Amber's way of showing affection looks more like a frantic attempt to lock in a caretaker. Ever see that Twilight Zone episode/movie thing about the godlike little boy, and see how all the adults fawned and fussed over him to make him hopefully less likely to destroy them? That's what Amber seems like. She's fawning and fussing over people she wants to help her later. That's perhaps why she escalates relationships so quickly and exaggerates their intimacy so dramatically. Normal people will be totally weirded out by stuff like that.

Amber's weird way of acting around "friends" makes Ralph's flirtation seem even stranger!
 
Anyone know the title of that legendary video, where destiny, destinys sister, and AL surprise destinys mom and AL does that fucking wobble lmao
 
The pet store clip in her newest video broke my heart. I really doubt those animals are getting the minimum required enclosure space.

It was horrible I skipped it. I can't handle visiting or watching stores that sell pets let alone that one with those tiny cages where they had to walk over their food etc to make the 1 step space they had. It blows my mind that some people visit it like just to kill some time and don't see over the cuteness, I would have walked out depressed. It would be nice to put them all inside the cages instead of the animals and sell them for 2$.
 
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At 10:15 in the latest vlog Rafe asks AL if she knows how big the monitor lizard (an Argus monitor) can get. Rafe says they grow "six feet long." But this species tends to stay under five feet.

So no AL, Rafe's still a dumb bitch who doesn't know shit.

Also I love that AL had the option to leave out the entire section of the clip where she calls herself a "blackie", but she can't see how that could be possibly taken the wrong way so she includes it, even with video evidence of Rafe basically saying "GORL WTF".
 
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Who tf is Dafodyll lane? I swear I've seen her talking shit about Amber before, but then I see her defending her all the time too.

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And then there's Donnasue509, she's been up Amber's ass for way to long. Someone should do some digging on this hag.

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Really? Dafodyll lane talking shit about Amber? She is my pain in the ass since I started watching Amber. I have never seen her say something negative in the comments, at most from what I've noticed when something big happens and Amber does something very shitty that she can't deny Dafodyll won't comment at all for days.
I respected her initially for the way she replied to most of our comments. It seemed like despite she was a ''positive viewer/fan'' she wanted to know more and understand better about any random shit we were calling Amber out.
But she's just another dumb long time presence who no matter what proof you throw in her face of how shitty this person may be she will find an excuse or change the point with the ''hater/no life'' type of thing.

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Really? Dafodyll lane talking shit about Amber? She is my pain in the ass since I started watching Amber. I have never seen her say something negative in the comments, at most when a scandal pops out that even Amber cant deny she wont comment at all for days from what I've noticed.
I respected her initially for the way she replied to most of our comments at the time. It seemed to me like she wanted to know more and understand better about any random shit were calling Amber out.
But she's just another dumb long time presence who no matter what proof you throw in her face of how shitty this person may be she will find an excuse or change the point with the ''hater/no life'' type of thing.

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Hmm, I could've sworn I've seen her play sides, but I could be wrong. I'll keep an eye on it.

As for those giffs :like::like::like: Them's what nightmares are made from.
 
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