🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

BedBath-Infinity & Beyond said:
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This man is experiencing a crackhead arc; having a mania-induced epiphany moment, where he accepts his neglected issues and refuses to address the problems troubling him or his tooth.
Essentially, becoming worse than a nigger, a white nigger.
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Here is a fun game: Count the number of times the self-obsessed narcissist who feels the need to announce his every move to the internet for attention, says "me", " I'm", or "I" in a single short video.

Now take a shot of rum each time it happens.

The winner is awarded with becoming a hardcore alcoholic in just 1 week!

 
Don't give up, Styx!

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BedBath-Infinity & Beyond said:
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This man is experiencing a crackhead arc; having a mania-induced epiphany moment, where he accepts his neglected issues and refuses to address the problems troubling him or his tooth.
Essentially, becoming worse than a nigger, a white nigger.
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Tarl says here "You get run down online every single day, people think that you're a criminal or some shit like that."

LOL what? I believe you're a convict Tarl, and so should you.
 
White Christmas said:
Here is a fun game: Count the number of times the self-obsessed narcissist who feels the need to announce his every move to the internet for attention, says "me", " I'm", or "I" in a single short video.

Now take a shot of rum each time it happens.

The winner is awarded with becoming a hardcore alcoholic in just 1 week!

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661 concern trolls + 5 parasocial wiccans ready to bust him out of jail (with a spell, from their bedroom)
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White Christmas said:
I'm trying to work over here too. Lounging on another man's couch, eating his food, screwing his retarded daughter, while plopping around on her bed like an unwashed 12-year-old girl. I'm rubbing cat urine-encrusted street boots on her pillow and scuffing up the walls so they need to be repainted and scrubbed clean by an actual adult when I sail off into the sunset to my next pirate adventure.

On to chapter 6 of my autobiography, I mean, Nutty Norman!
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Imagine working hard from your late adolescence to accomplish something in this world, in order to establish a stable household to nurture your children. You get married and your wife gives you a daughter, a lovely flower of a baby that's your pride and joy. Unfortunately, as your daughter grows, it becomes apparent that she's a little slow, and must be protected and given extra help in order to get through childhood, but---it's still okay! She is still your beloved child, and you spend your adult years fighting for her and protecting her from the evils of this world.

Success! You did it, you raised her to adulthood, carefully shielding her from the evils, the violence, and the horrors of this world. But now, your beloved daughter is 18, and has rights of her own as an adult, and you can't protect her like you once did. Due to your careful shielding and protection over the years, your daughter is not even on record as having certain mental deficiencies that qualify her as a vulnerable adult; as far as the medical profession and the government is concerned, your daughter is a woman just like any other woman, capable of making her own decisions, without parental oversight. But it's still good! You can check on her, subsidize her housing, make sure she has groceries, gently encourage her to do the right things in life. And it works! For a little while anyway.

Over the course of 3 or 4 years of your daughter's early adulthood, things go fine. She is housed, clothed, and medicated, protected from the world, and even manages to have some success on YouTube, in spite of her general unemployability. You're happy that she's doing so well, against the odds.

One day, you call your daughter to see if she needs anything, and you hear a lisping, whiny voice in the background. Your daughter says it's her boyfriend's voice, and he's staying with her in the apartment you pay for. You go online, you find the channel, and see the greasy, drunken, toothless bum wearing a pirate hat that is now resident in your beloved daughter's life, ensconced as deeply as he can get into your daughter's apartment. And THERE'S NOT A FUCKING THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, because she's an adult, over 21, and (at least on paper) fully capable of making her own decisions. You can't even throw him out, because even though YOU are paying for the apartment, the lease is in HER name, and you have no legal rights or recourse to address this situation. There's no way to get rid of HIM without making BOTH of them homeless. The more disapproval you show towards her tricorn-wearing reject, the more she cleaves to him. As you hang your head in defeat, the shadow of an owl crosses over you. This is Mel's dad's life right now.

I thank God on a regular basis for not sending me any mentally defective children.
 
Soapmore said:
Tarl says here "You get run down online every single day, people think that you're a criminal or some shit like that."

LOL what? I believe you're a convict Tarl, and so should you.
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But he literally is a criminal. He has broken several laws, been arrested multiple times, and not adhered to the conditions of his probation. Not only is he a criminal but he’s also a nigger.

Edit: conditions for his release from jail case pending*
 
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DominoPetachi said:
But he literally is a criminal. He has broken several laws, been arrested multiple times, and not adhered to the conditions of his probation. Not only is he a criminal but he’s also a nigger.
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Noth that I expect to get any stthympathy here, but thow me one convicthen
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I thank God on a regular basis for not sending me any mentally defective children.
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Totally agree except that I’m pretty sure that her parents live there with her. So I don’t think her Dad is too bright himself. Styx has talked about it being loud and cramped there.
 
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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
One day, you call your daughter to see if she needs anything, and you hear a lisping, whiny voice in the background. Your daughter says it's her boyfriend's voice, and he's staying with her in the apartment you pay for. You go online, you find the channel, and see the greasy, drunken, toothless bum wearing a pirate hat that is now resident in your beloved daughter's life, ensconced as deeply as he can get into your daughter's apartment. And THERE'S NOT A FUCKING THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, because she's an adult, over 21, and (at least on paper) fully capable of making her own decisions. You can't even throw him out, because even though YOU are paying for the apartment, the lease is in HER name, and you have no legal rights or recourse to address this situation. There's no way to get rid of HIM without making BOTH of them homeless. The more disapproval you show towards her tricorn-wearing reject, the more she cleaves to him. As you hang your head in defeat, the shadow of an owl crosses over you. This is Mel's dad's life right now.
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This should go into book 6 of the Nutty Norman autobiography.
 
I know what will happen. Tarl's trusted, non trolling best buddy paypiggin' confident and loyal friend, SigilStone will offer him a hideout to help him evade the law even further. And if you believe that, let me show you how I can shrink all of Lake Superior into a small vial in the manner of Simon Bar Sinister from the Underdog cartoon series. I've wondered what kind of sketchy character SigilStone is in the private shadows.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I think this is his finest hour, his posterity opus, his swan song, his essential cri de cœur, the song of his peepeepoopoopeople.
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Regarding his weird Nutty Norman literature... It's reminding me of those Garbage Pail Kids cards from the early 80s. Some of them were so gross. Surely he's too young to remember those. It seems like he's possibly getting his inspiration from them? I refuse to read it though so I can't know for certain.
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Edit. I added one of the "Norman" cards.
 
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HerTea Pants said:
Surely he's too young to remember those. It seems like he's possibly getting his inspiration from them?
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He's just an edgelord from the late 90s/early 2000s. He was doing ICQ raids 20 years ago. He was likely reading rotten.com, USENET, and possibly early enough to be a member of Portal of Evil. He's just never grown past that stage of an edgy teenager. There were plenty of disgusting flash videos on albinoblacksheep/newgrounds in the early 2000s- it didn't need to go back to the 80s.
 
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