Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[ln18]

Great idea John, scam your way onto the news and then make a public tweet telling everyone how dumb they are. Are you trying to become so hateful that not even you would vote for yourself, John? Fucking dipshit. Where's the fucking campaign ad?

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Eww, this is written just like a Socially Unconscious comic.

Someone should let this John Flynt guy know that Brianna Wu is plagiarizing his work.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Another soft interview for John to jerk himself off to. Someone should send in tips to these news stations, maybe they'll do their job and conduct s real interview.

 

[captn_kettle]

Great idea John, scam your way onto the news and then make a public tweet telling everyone how dumb they are. Are you trying to become so hateful that not even you would vote for yourself, John? Fucking dipshit. Where's the fucking campaign ad?

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He forgot to add "twitch your head every 5 fucking seconds to make it blatantly obvious youve got an ambien addiction."

 

[Gordon Cole]

Great idea John, scam your way onto the news and then make a public tweet telling everyone how dumb they are. Are you trying to become so hateful that not even you would vote for yourself, John? Fucking dipshit. Where's the fucking campaign ad?

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Now that's the face of an insane hobo a photogenic woman.

 

[DespotCTM]

Now that's the face of an insane hobo a photogenic woman.

Every picture makes wu look like an extra from The Walking Dead.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Coming soon!!!

John, in the meantime you can just use this video as a placeholder:

EDIT: What the fuck is "Master Pemplate"

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm trying to come up with a sadder chyron than "Husband of Brianna Wu." Maybe "Forgot Child in Hot Car," but that's about it.

 

[Ruin]

Now that's the face of an insane hobo a photogenic woman.

Wu does actually bear a striking resemblance to a bum that camps outside the CVS near my apartment. One of these days I'm going to grab a photo.

 

[Particle Bored]

So the "messaging" potion of the candidate workshop she took has already slipped out of her brain, but at least she remembered the raising money by calling everyone you know part. That poor bastard actor. Little did he know when he signed up for a couple of days of work on a shitty drama show that he'd also signed on to be part of the Wu's grift forever.

It says something about the depth of Wu's rolodex though. In the week or so since she learned that telephone begging was an effective way to score cash, she's already worked her way down to people she met once over a buffet table in a crappy little TV studio somewhere. She might as well just start cold calling people at this point.

Edit: Oh my god, I looked up the name of the guy who played Frank. He doesn't look like he's too successful. These are the people Wu is calling to give her money. It'd be sad if it wasn't so funny.

"Experience: No Experience"

"Played Frank Who? Oh fuck no... you must be thinking of someone else."

Great idea John, scam your way onto the news and then make a public tweet telling everyone how dumb they are. Are you trying to become so hateful that not even you would vote for yourself, John? Fucking dipshit. Where's the fucking campaign ad?

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"If you wear glasses, push frames up off your ears by 3/4th inch..."

I think you meant "3-4 inches," Johnny.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Coming soon!!!

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Like all political ads, this is two-and-a-half-minutes long. I see no Twitter rants about mansplaining TV stations in the future.

 

[AnOminous]

Eww, this is written just like a Socially Unconscious comic.

Someone should let this John Flynt guy know that Brianna Wu is plagiarizing his work.

Best 5 years of your life? Try 10 if you're John. And you don't get your degree, either. You just fail.

Someone should have told John not to wear a gut belt of fail after Labor Day. Or before it either.

 

[Gordon Cole]

IT'S FINALLY HERE NIGGERS:

Download

 

[AnimuGinger]

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IT'S FINALLY HERE NIGGERS:

Still using the "Jace was totally real line."

Topkek

Is this the viral feminist ad we were supposed to get? WHERE'S THE VIRAL FEMINIST AD JOHN?!

 

[Kiras left nipple]

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IT'S FINALLY HERE NIGGERS:

Download

wow.

thats a coat hanger abortion.

 

[The Nameless One]

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IT'S FINALLY HERE NIGGERS:

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I'm supposed to believe that multiple people were flipping their cars while speeding along icy roads to Wu's house and not just one guy who admitted it was an act? And this is what they use for 1/2 of their examples of harassment?

It's obvious that they did not script this and spent five minutes filming Frank speaking off the cuff, then spent 3 weeks adjusting the lighting to try to make John look less freakish in his 2-second appearance.

EDIT: Oh, and why not show a picture of John protesting? We have a really good one they could have used.

 

[AnOminous]

How do you fight Trump by replacing a competent Democrat with a screeching, insane tranny?

 

[Very Honest Content]

Where is the primary advertisement, John? Oh--

'Integrity' to describe Flu. Yeah right. Anyway, the war in Afghanistan was a response to the worst attack in the country's history. I guess a second take wasn't going to fit in around Frank's needed nap schedule due to his day job.

Keep Stephen Lynch's name out your scallywagging mouth, Frank. I'm not sure the jump scare cut to your mangled gay lover's mug is the way to make people want to vote for John, but it's your campaign, you get to run it anyway you want. (Wait, do those count as famous last words yet? Nah, no one remembers who lost the electoral college 20 years later.)

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Two minutes of a talking chink head with zero footage or even a still of John doing anything. This scam-paign was announced six months ago and there is not a single microsecond of footage to show for it.

The collective insanity and delusion of these people is truly jaw-dropping. Even if you accept at 100% face value that John is a brave and stunning video game developer who has endured billions of hours of harassment, it beggars belief as to how anyone can still think that this campaign is an actual thing based on this "ad" alone. I'm honestly at a loss for words at how it's possible to live in a complete parallel dimension.

(Yes, it's possible through the power of :autism:, I know.)

 

[Quack]

How do you fight Trump by replacing a competent Democrat with a screeching, insane tranny?

The same way you fight Gamergate with sufficient lunacy that the people who closed ranks around paedophiles disown you, or indeed the way you play football by putting your shorts on your head and kicking the ball into your own net a few dozen times.

I suppose it's also a bit like campaigning by having your biggest backer go on TV to demonstrate that his stellar judgement and foresight led him to marry a heinous, delusional troon.

 

[Breakfast 4 Dinner]

Brianna either must know she's super unpalatable to the general public if she keeps making Frank the face of her campaign

Or she delusionally believes that Frank is such a celebrity that Average Joe District 8 voter will give a shit what he has to say.

Literally, Wu?