Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Quack]

 

[Tempest]

Kool-aid man needs Frank's screaming face.

WUUUU YEAAAHHH!!

done

 

[smackpops]

Franks dance moves remind me of Macs dance moves in the dance off episode. (karate chops)

 

[Ruin]

Franks dance moves remind me of Macs dance moves in the dance off episode. (karate chops)

Well he is Asian. According to sjws all Asians are expert martial artists.

 

[ZKWNordman]

Things that might make campaign fundraising easier:

• Actually campaigning.
• Spending time in your district
• Meeting with potential local donors
• Not spending all day on Twitter talking about shit you don't understand.

 

[Florence]

I had a go:

 

[Eli Whitney]

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Things that might make campaign fundraising easier:

• Actually campaigning.
• Spending time in your district
• Meeting with potential local donors
• Not spending all day on Twitter talking about shit you don't understand.

John is writing a book?

 

[DespotCTM]

When the fourth thread eventually gets made just call it "The Wu-ppening" only nothing ever happened because Wu is just too lazy (just imagine wu in a live debate on tv against her "political opponents")

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

When the fourth thread eventually gets made just call it "The Wu-ppening" only nothing ever happened because Wu is just too lazy (just imagine wu in a live debate on tv against her "political opponents")

The long dark Tea-Time of the Wu.

 

[The Great Citracett]

The Election Day Ass Wu-pping.

 

[Norvic]

So the "messaging" potion of the candidate workshop she took has already slipped out of her brain, but at least she remembered the raising money by calling everyone you know part. That poor bastard actor. Little did he know when he signed up for a couple of days of work on a shitty drama show that he'd also signed on to be part of the Wu's grift forever.

It says something about the depth of Wu's rolodex though. In the week or so since she learned that telephone begging was an effective way to score cash, she's already worked her way down to people she met once over a buffet table in a crappy little TV studio somewhere. She might as well just start cold calling people at this point.

Edit: Oh my god, I looked up the name of the guy who played Frank. He doesn't look like he's too successful. These are the people Wu is calling to give her money. It'd be sad if it wasn't so funny.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

This farce is getting old. To re-cap John/Brianna's campaign:

• Doesn't live in MA-8
• Hasn't campaigned once in MA-8
• Campaign funds are from out of state donors
• Blows campaign funds on recording equipment, potbelly lunches, and Uber
• Tried to campaign in California

When are people going to wake up to his bullshit scam?

 

[AnimuGinger]

This farce is getting old. To re-cap John/Brianna's campaign:

• Doesn't live in MA-8
• Hasn't campaigned once in MA-8
• Campaign funds are from out of state donors
• Blows campaign funds on recording equipment, potbelly lunches, and Uber
• Tried to campaign in California

When are people going to wake up to his bullshit scam?

Next week.

 

[Salted caramel tears]

Because she'd rather ignore the District 8 voters who aren't saying what she wants to hear, in favor of the non-Bostonites who would "totally vote for her if they lived in Boston" who kiss her ass on Twitter.

Well that and there is no way that a delusional narcissist like Brianna would admit to do anything wrong.

Also being told by those District 8 voters to cut it out with all the forced quirky shit and be serious most likely left her fuming and not to mention gave her a ego a good bruising.

 

[ZKWNordman]

Well that and there is no way that a delusional narcissist like Brianna would admit to do anything wrong.

Also being told by those District 8 voters to cut it out with all the forced quirky shit and be serious most likely left her fuming and not to mention gave her a ego a good bruising.

I just did a search for Tweets from the district she hopes to run in and found this little gem of a thread. She's got most of these people blocked and probably has no clue that conversations like this are happening.

The block-everyone-who-disagrees model won't result in good things for her. Most people in her district who know who she is actually seem to know who she is.

So the "messaging" potion of the candidate workshop she took has already slipped out of her brain, but at least she remembered the raising money by calling everyone you know part. That poor bastard actor. Little did he know when he signed up for a couple of days of work on a shitty drama show that he'd also signed on to be part of the Wu's grift forever.

It says something about the depth of Wu's rolodex though. In the week or so since she learned that telephone begging was an effective way to score cash, she's already worked her way down to people she met once over a buffet table in a crappy little TV studio somewhere. She might as well just start cold calling people at this point.

Edit: Oh my god, I looked up the name of the guy who played Frank. He doesn't look like he's too successful. These are the people Wu is calling to give her money. It'd be sad if it wasn't so funny.

That bio mentions homelessness. Jesus. I can't believe they're trying to scam someone who actually needs the money. Well no, I believe it. It's just repugnant.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Great idea John, scam your way onto the news and then make a public tweet telling everyone how dumb they are. Are you trying to become so hateful that not even you would vote for yourself, John? Fucking dipshit. Where's the fucking campaign ad?

 

[ZKWNordman]

Great idea John, scam your way onto the news and then make a public tweet telling everyone how dumb they are. Are you trying to become so hateful that not even you would vote for yourself, John? Fucking dipshit. Where's the fucking campaign ad?

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Once again demonstrating large gaps in understanding as well as her penchant for hyperbole, Brianna tells us that there are only two hairstyles: One achieved via the help of a professional stylist, and the other an unwashed, uncombed tangled rats' nest of spilt Soylent and dog fur.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Roundup:

Where is the fucking campaign ad, John?

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Nobody asked and nobody cares you fucking sperg.

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God save us.

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Normal people would have just linked the YouTube video they've just watched.

Why is this exceptional individual making ads before election season?

Because Wu will do anything to avoid proper work.

Thanks for the cringe, John. Again.

When you try to be witty, but only people between 30 and 40 and fans of the AVGN will get these tweets, and you come off as an immature manchild to everyone else...

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Thank you again John Flynt, PhD in Economics, for mansplaining this to me. Tell me more about how it was like to rub shoulders with the common man when your parents gave you more money to fund your failed vanity comic strip than most people will ever see in their lives.

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I say it again: Wu is at her core a 9-year-old, overly excitable boy, play-pretending to be a congresswoman. He even annoys people by picking up some new information, getting it totally wrong and then telling everyone what he thinks is going on.

When the fourth thread eventually gets made just call it "The Wu-ppening" only nothing ever happened because Wu is just too lazy (just imagine wu in a live debate on tv against her "political opponents")

"Real Talk: If I get elected as your congressw... Oh what is this, soooo shiny! Frank can I have that? Pleeeeease?"

 

[Salted caramel tears]

I just did a search for Tweets from the district she hopes to run in and found this little gem of a thread. She's got most of these people blocked and probably has no clue that conversations like this are happening.

The block-everyone-who-disagrees model won't result in good things for her. Most people in her district who know who she is actually seem to know who she is.

Its almost like she is going out of her way to alienate/piss off anyone who might consider voting for her.These people told her that they don't like Lynch and want an alternative to him and yet she still chooses to block them because they asked her a question she didn't like.

 

[Mola Ram]

Once again demonstrating large gaps in understanding as well as her penchant for hyperbole, Brianna tells us that there are only two hairstyles: One achieved via the help of a professional stylist, and the other an unwashed, uncombed tangled rats' nest of spilt Soylent and dog fur.

You forgot "thinning combover desperately camouflaged as an actual woman's hairstyle."