🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

i know its not in the spirit of the forum but Tarl has reached a level of destitution whereby i feel bad for laughing. he looks like a 55 year old methhead in his latest videos.

It's probably already been said but prison might actually be good for him, especially if it keeps him away from substances and a toothbrush is provided.

you're married to an attractive dutch girl who is way out of your league. you have a baby together and are able to make good money just by livestreaming.

Do you accept or would you like to roll the dice again?
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
Yeah, but at least the Scottish have a sense of humor about it without blowing shit up.
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This True Scotsman did this.
 
I used to watch Styx religiously in 2016 and 2017. I forgot about him for a while then decided to look up his youtube a few days ago for nostalgia's sake and immediately wondered what was wrong with his tooth and overall appearance. I did a little digging and fell into this unbelievable rabbit hole. I've still got over a hundred pages of this thread to catch up on but I think I've filled in most of the blanks. The only thing I'm confused about is Mel. How did he meet her? Is she genuinely retarded and is he exploiting her? She uploaded an 8 minute video about her cat's death today and it seems like she might be brain damaged, but it's also possible that all women would sound this retarded if they spoke in the same voice that she does. I find it funny how you can hear her Brooklyn Jew accent mixed in with the retard accent.
 
Turquoise said:
i know its not in the spirit of the forum but Tarl has reached a level of destitution whereby i feel bad for laughing.
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Tarl's online persona was so infuriatingly cocksure for years that people are getting malicious enjoyment out of seeing it revealed as fraudulent. He doesn't have it all figured out, his life is a squalid mess and his "do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law" philosophy led him off a cliff. All of us who pushed back against him over the years for his promotion of the most imbecilic strains of libertarianism and occultism have been proven right, and he was wrong to so imperiously dismiss our concerns and objections.

For example, my personal theory is that Tarl is not just a drunk, he's also a pathological gooner (and given that he's reputedly part Japanese he's probably into all kinds of unspeakable filth). He likely turned to alcohol to cope with the inner deadness and dysregulated dopamine system caused by his porn use. I suspect this because he defended porn for years, even debating it with E. Michael Jones. Those of us who pointed out that it was harmful, particularly in its contemporary internet incarnation, were put off with his basic bitch LOLbertarian arguments: "Come on, guys, it's just images of naked people having sex," "only religious moralists think it's an issue," etc. Well, see where your love of pron has taken you, Tarl! Straight to the big house to be defiled by Tyrone and Quantavius, because such are the wages of gooning, you slimy degenerate!
 
*Grunts Softly* said:
that fucking gay hairdresser lisp is too much for me, man :lol:
ty nikki for knocking out his front tooth, sincerely
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That insane whore needs to knock out enough more teeth that he looks worse than Cobes.

Only then would a toothless DicksInSlammer be able to give me a good gumjob.
 
SFODevsMassiveGunt said:
Phone bases? He's drunk af preemptively preparing to send his mom on court zoom "Tarl can't make it to court again, he's out of state without a computer" we need to send the marshals to get his pirate ass
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Please please let him no show with some lame excuse and get a warrant issued for his arrest. It would be so fucking funny.
 
MicronesiaReq said:
She uploaded an 8 minute video about her cat's death today and it seems like she might be brain damaged, but it's also possible that all women would sound this retarded if they spoke in the same voice that she does. I find it funny how you can hear her Brooklyn Jew accent mixed in with the retard accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frH8_zieDU0
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OMG clear your throat you fucking sped. She sounds like Mariann from Brooklyn.
Interesting note here: You can see the scuff on the wall from Tarl's Temu goth girl boots behind her. So do they sleep in that little bed on the floor together?
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