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Synthetic Man has been streaming his play-through of the new Resident Evil game (Resident Evil 9: Requiem) this week (last week of Feb 2026). In this game (created by Capcom - if I'm not mistaken, the same studio making Pragmata) there is a little girl character that you have to rescue. This little girl looks exactly like the little girl in the Pragmata trailers. She is a realistic child character (not anime), who looks like a real 7 year old girl participating in a pageant. I didn't know this was in the game but clearly, Synth's chat was expecting it and the anticipation was palpable. Even before the little girl was introduced in the game I started noticing messages in chat referring to a "Pregmata warm up" and some "uh oh". I started to take screenshots which I share now for your information.
Context: about one hour into the game, you find a little girl (named Emily), wearing a loose white dress, she is of course bare feet (just like the pragmata character) and only half conscious (helpless, if you will). The Character that you play as (Grace) grabs the little girl from the bed that she is on and proceeds to run around the level while carrying the child in her arms in such a position that the legs of the little girl are opened and wrapped around the groin area of the player protagonist. As the player moves around and runs, the little girl is bouncing up and down with the motion of your character, giving you a good view of her exposed legs, feet and passed out face. Oh yes, the little girl is also blind.
Synthetic Man, smiling ecstatically, is 30 year old.
The reason this poster is saying "more time for uh oh" is because Synthetic Man replayed the first little girl rescue section twice because he "forgot to pick up an important item" and had to reload the entire section (Synth never reloaded the game before or since) - hence giving his chat "more time for uh oh". This was unnecessary as the game provides plenty of little girl carrying sections anyway.
Something else I noticed is that "cunny posters" like to post crying face emoji when the child is on-screen, because she is "so funny and cute". I learned a lot of things yesterday. Viewers also used "ToT" instead of the crying face emoji but it's the same thing (I had never seen ToT before because usually it's "T_T", but this child is so cute, you have to express the fact that you are crying, literally, with your mouth open so it's "ToT" instead).
I didn't quite capture the moment but the camera zoomed in on the feet of the child, chat attests to that (there will be more feet posting, don't worry)
The continuity of the previous shot, more feet posting, people posting little feet emojis because they could see the little's girl feet.
Here you can see how the little girl is positioned while she is carried across the level. Some more cunny posting. People were also posting grape emoticons in chat - I don't know what this means. I'm not going to assume this is code for "rape" because this is KiwiFarms, a serious news website where we don't make baseless assumptions when we are not sure. So I'm just going to assume this guy just likes grape juice
Chat is cunny posting to the max. Special mention to Memecentral4494 who makes an observation that the little girl looks "like she is 25" and insert a "smashing" emoticon after this statement. I think we can make a reasonable assumption that this chatter "would smash" the little girl.
(Emily is the name of the child)
Here we have a message saying "cunny love", smashing emoticons and a viewer astutely noting that "Pregmata stream will be pure chaos" (they collectively refer to the game as "pregmata" because you know... "prego"). There is a user named CuteNFunnyEnjoyer - something else I learned yesterday, is that "cute and funny", just like "uh oh" - is something that pedophiles use to refer to children they are attracted to. Moving on.
Something interesting here, memecentral4494 again (top of the chat), this time justifying the "cunny posting" by saying "pixels are not real so you can relax", responding to someone who, like me, was probably a first time watcher expressing concerns about the very obvious pedophilia. The defense went from "it's just anime" to "it's just pixels". I myself posted a comment pointing out the cunny posting and was told (I think by the same guy) that this was "just a joke".
It turns out carrying the child around kinda gets in the way of gameplay (can't use items) so Synth briefly puts down the child to the dismay of his chat. This is also when I realized cute and funny was a coded expression. Feet posting and cunny posting aplenty. What was Synth thinking?
"Bouncy" comments are referring to the motion the child makes when you carry her on your waist
hughjanus used the expression "cunny bunny" in chat, which I thought was particularly vile.
FINALLY, after nearly 10 minutes of depriving his chat, Synthetic Man picks up the child again. Lost in a torrent of cunny posting, crying emojis, smashing emojis, grape emojis, harambe 88 asks an otiose question "how old is emily?". She is probably about the same age as Aisha, the youngest wife of the prophet mohammed who was 6 when he married her and 9 when he raped her, which makes this A-ok under sharia. You can rest easy Harambe
One particularly disgusting comment I have to point out here from a user named Nilm: crying emoji "first person little girl gameplay"... this left me speechless. Think about it, why is he asking for that? Because you are carrying the child in front of you and it is bouncing up and down right in front of your character so if you switched to first person then it would look like you're having sex with her...
Anyone who tells you "this is just a joke" is the biggest grossest pedophile you will ever meet. They think about it, they goon to this. They make scenarios in their heads and they share these scenarios with the world.
At this point I @ at Synth and asked him whether he was bothered by the fact that he had so many pedophiles in his chat and the mods started sweeping hard... for about ten minutes, then the cunny posting resumed uninterrupted. I caught the end of the stream on a different device.
This was when the child section came to an end and the child first dies and then turns into a zombie. In the next screenshot you can see the main character attempting to perform CPR on the chest of the little girl which gives more bouncing motion and more physical touching which elucidated the reactions you can probably anticipate at this point
Notice below a viewer (harambe 88 again) saying "no point letting a good opportunity go to waste" immediately after the child dies on screen and before she turns into a zombie - he means by that he would fuck the dead child's corpse.
This guy below is letting us know he "would still" (fuck the child) after she turned into a zombie.
And that is it. The stream ended shortly after the little girl turned into a zombie and was killed by Leon. Synth was "feeling a bit tired" after all this excitement.
Context: about one hour into the game, you find a little girl (named Emily), wearing a loose white dress, she is of course bare feet (just like the pragmata character) and only half conscious (helpless, if you will). The Character that you play as (Grace) grabs the little girl from the bed that she is on and proceeds to run around the level while carrying the child in her arms in such a position that the legs of the little girl are opened and wrapped around the groin area of the player protagonist. As the player moves around and runs, the little girl is bouncing up and down with the motion of your character, giving you a good view of her exposed legs, feet and passed out face. Oh yes, the little girl is also blind.
Synthetic Man, smiling ecstatically, is 30 year old.
The reason this poster is saying "more time for uh oh" is because Synthetic Man replayed the first little girl rescue section twice because he "forgot to pick up an important item" and had to reload the entire section (Synth never reloaded the game before or since) - hence giving his chat "more time for uh oh". This was unnecessary as the game provides plenty of little girl carrying sections anyway.
Something else I noticed is that "cunny posters" like to post crying face emoji when the child is on-screen, because she is "so funny and cute". I learned a lot of things yesterday. Viewers also used "ToT" instead of the crying face emoji but it's the same thing (I had never seen ToT before because usually it's "T_T", but this child is so cute, you have to express the fact that you are crying, literally, with your mouth open so it's "ToT" instead).
I didn't quite capture the moment but the camera zoomed in on the feet of the child, chat attests to that (there will be more feet posting, don't worry)
The continuity of the previous shot, more feet posting, people posting little feet emojis because they could see the little's girl feet.
Here you can see how the little girl is positioned while she is carried across the level. Some more cunny posting. People were also posting grape emoticons in chat - I don't know what this means. I'm not going to assume this is code for "rape" because this is KiwiFarms, a serious news website where we don't make baseless assumptions when we are not sure. So I'm just going to assume this guy just likes grape juice
Chat is cunny posting to the max. Special mention to Memecentral4494 who makes an observation that the little girl looks "like she is 25" and insert a "smashing" emoticon after this statement. I think we can make a reasonable assumption that this chatter "would smash" the little girl.
(Emily is the name of the child)
Here we have a message saying "cunny love", smashing emoticons and a viewer astutely noting that "Pregmata stream will be pure chaos" (they collectively refer to the game as "pregmata" because you know... "prego"). There is a user named CuteNFunnyEnjoyer - something else I learned yesterday, is that "cute and funny", just like "uh oh" - is something that pedophiles use to refer to children they are attracted to. Moving on.
Something interesting here, memecentral4494 again (top of the chat), this time justifying the "cunny posting" by saying "pixels are not real so you can relax", responding to someone who, like me, was probably a first time watcher expressing concerns about the very obvious pedophilia. The defense went from "it's just anime" to "it's just pixels". I myself posted a comment pointing out the cunny posting and was told (I think by the same guy) that this was "just a joke".
It turns out carrying the child around kinda gets in the way of gameplay (can't use items) so Synth briefly puts down the child to the dismay of his chat. This is also when I realized cute and funny was a coded expression. Feet posting and cunny posting aplenty. What was Synth thinking?
"Bouncy" comments are referring to the motion the child makes when you carry her on your waist
hughjanus used the expression "cunny bunny" in chat, which I thought was particularly vile.
FINALLY, after nearly 10 minutes of depriving his chat, Synthetic Man picks up the child again. Lost in a torrent of cunny posting, crying emojis, smashing emojis, grape emojis, harambe 88 asks an otiose question "how old is emily?". She is probably about the same age as Aisha, the youngest wife of the prophet mohammed who was 6 when he married her and 9 when he raped her, which makes this A-ok under sharia. You can rest easy Harambe
One particularly disgusting comment I have to point out here from a user named Nilm: crying emoji "first person little girl gameplay"... this left me speechless. Think about it, why is he asking for that? Because you are carrying the child in front of you and it is bouncing up and down right in front of your character so if you switched to first person then it would look like you're having sex with her...
Anyone who tells you "this is just a joke" is the biggest grossest pedophile you will ever meet. They think about it, they goon to this. They make scenarios in their heads and they share these scenarios with the world.
At this point I @ at Synth and asked him whether he was bothered by the fact that he had so many pedophiles in his chat and the mods started sweeping hard... for about ten minutes, then the cunny posting resumed uninterrupted. I caught the end of the stream on a different device.
This was when the child section came to an end and the child first dies and then turns into a zombie. In the next screenshot you can see the main character attempting to perform CPR on the chest of the little girl which gives more bouncing motion and more physical touching which elucidated the reactions you can probably anticipate at this point
Notice below a viewer (harambe 88 again) saying "no point letting a good opportunity go to waste" immediately after the child dies on screen and before she turns into a zombie - he means by that he would fuck the dead child's corpse.
This guy below is letting us know he "would still" (fuck the child) after she turned into a zombie.
And that is it. The stream ended shortly after the little girl turned into a zombie and was killed by Leon. Synth was "feeling a bit tired" after all this excitement.
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