Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

Why is there a Menorah? Everyone knows Dobby had a spaz attack when his then-girlfriend had him over for Hanukkah, because it just wasn't the same as Christmas.

He probably was just spam-building whatever he could find a building guide for. Or hell, I dunno if that version of Minecraft had shareable build macros or something, he probably didn't even build any of it himself if that's the case. Honestly even virtual work seems like too much work for Dobson, especially that sprawling amount of it.

But yeah bet he will still get mad when someone inevitably does as @SteelPlatedHeart said. He'll try to play it off like "lol I expected it who cares" but you'll be able to sense the gritted teeth and tearstained patchy beard behind it.
 
So how long between when he makes it public and when someone sets it on fire/blows it up/ does something to troll him?

Some ween from the Farms cause we're the only people that give a shit will come in and set it on fire within 5 minutes.

Alternatively, he makes it public and his shitty Mac can't handle other people connecting to him and it all crashes inside of .000000000000000000000001 seconds.
 
But yeah bet he will still get mad when someone inevitably does as @SteelPlatedHeart said. He'll try to play it off like "lol I expected it who cares" but you'll be able to sense the gritted teeth and tearstained patchy beard behind it.
They'll get their name added to the list.
 
Some fool from the Farms cause we're the only people that give a shit will come in and set it on fire within 5 minutes.

Alternatively, he makes it public and his shitty Mac can't handle other people connecting to him and it all crashes inside of .000000000000000000000001 seconds.
Imagine if his Mac exploded then like I joked about. Perfect opportunity.
 
Someone may have already posted this in the thread (possibly) but I thought this was amusing. The floating eyebrows are a nice touch.

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(found on /v/, original comic by @UtopiaGuy)

LOL! What is Dobby up to these days? Haven't heard much about him in a long time. Be surprised if he's not making crap about Wonder Woman or otherwise white knighting some shit in the vain hope of getting laid someday.
 
LOL! What is Dobby up to these days? Haven't heard much about him in a long time. Be surprised if he's not making crap about Wonder Woman or otherwise white knighting some shit in the vain hope of getting laid someday.

Scroll back a bit. He's supposedly "drawing" again but it's even lazier and worse than it used to be. Maybe half a dozen really shitty, boring strips.
 
LOL! What is Dobby up to these days? Haven't heard much about him in a long time. Be surprised if he's not making crap about Wonder Woman or otherwise white knighting some shit in the vain hope of getting laid someday.
He's taking his random Twitter rants and making comics about them. None of them even have jokes anymore.
 
He probably was just spam-building whatever he could find a building guide for.

How old is the world? I'm guessing he built it while he was still dating her, and that he cares way more about the time he had to spend building that than he cared about her in the first place, so his proud copied-off-the-internet "Jew Candle" gets to stay in his city.

So how long between when he makes it public and when someone sets it on fire/blows it up/ does something to troll him?

You'd do more psychological damage building a beautiful original piece of artwork that spans the width of the town. It'd be some work, but deep down you know he'd resent you till the day he died for overshadowing his kitschy traced garbage with something people actually admired.

Right until he blew your work up of course.
 
His girlfriend wasn't a lolwcow right? IIRC she was pretty normal. I remember the time he made a Deviantart Journal whining about her, and she saw the post. Are we sure she isn't still with him though?
 
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Notice the hamburger and fries in the back
 
Dobson's creation is pretty lame to say the least. Random progressive shit like sexuality flags and recreations of 8 and 16 bit sprites. The latter of which he probably just copied from tutorials by people who did it first.
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Notice the hamburger and fries in the back
When you pointed that out to me I took a closer look and noticed something else. Look by that NES controllers. He actually built a fucking McDonalds!
 
Andrew Dobson is so ridiculously boring as a human being that he will literally play a videogame that revolves around fighting without the fighting.

And he wonders why he's mocked.
Actually, "pacifist DOOM" is a thing, it means speedrunning the WADs without firing a shot (telefragging is accepted, though).

For Nookie Bear, a Skyrim mod with female characters only, no fighting and no clothes would be optimal, I guess.

Chris was born to two alcoholic genetic garbage hillbillies in their mid forties, there was almost a hundred percent chance he was going to be r3tarded. Dobson was born into an upper middle class suburban family who own their own business and could afford to send him to a private art college. By all accounts he had a privileged upbringing and the reason he failed is because he's a selfish socially deficient manbaby who acts like an utter twat to everyone.
To be fair, Bob was a pretty decent guy, with an engineering degree and a steady industrial job (which gave us molded plastic to fashion vidya controllers out of). That said, it casts a bad light on him that he refused to give his autistic son suitable education and upbringing and just told him "get that Tugboat, never mind education or job training". An engineer should know better.

His girlfriend wasn't a lolwcow right? IIRC she was pretty normal. I remember the time he made a Deviantart Journal whining about her, and she saw the post. Are we sure she isn't still with him though?
No, she's long gone because she can do better.
Dobbie once visited her family on Hanukkah and was very depressed because there was no Santa! He then wrote a mopey DA blog post about how the Santa-less-ness of Jewish winter solstice gave him prickly-wicklies. AFAIK this was a factor leading to their breakup.
 
Actually, "pacifist DOOM" is a thing, it means speedrunning the WADs without firing a shot (telefragging is accepted, though).
The difference here is that there's still skill involved; the enemies are still there and it's a lot harder trying to avoid enemies in Doom, especially on the higher difficulties when there's mobs of enemies. Even though you aren't fighting, that isn't gonna stop the demons from mauling you.

Dobson removed the combat entirely out of Skyrim. A more accurate comparison would be a Doom mod that removed the enemies so all you're left with is the key hunting and finding your way out of the maze, basically defanging the game.
 
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