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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
true crime stuff like the forensic files?
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I swear to god that show helped me get a high distinction in my forensic science chem course. Helped out a lot with the quizzes when I couldn't be bothered thoroughly reading 3 long chapters.

I can't believe I never knew DSP and Black DSP had a legitimate fight. I always thought Sparrow would body Phil and he did.

I'm fully aware of how fucking dense and oblivious Phillip Burnell is, but when you see him REEE about slander (he actually means libel for a start), you really see it. It's 'slander' if someone talks shit about him but if he talks shit about you? Well, he's just being the realest motherfucker on the internet and you're just a moronic child so if you don't like it, fuck off.
 
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Taily Puff said:
Ol' Man Burnell needs $7,000 to pay movers. Because he can't pack it up and move it himself, on account of his bad back and his gout and his crickety knee. You children don't understand how the world works, you can't just box up your stuff and put it in a truck and drive it home. Only a moron would try something so elaborate and exhausting.
Sweet Christ did Panda dodge a bullet.
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Phil requires GPS for getting to and from places in a city he's lived near for 3 years. Can you imagine him trying to navigate a cross-country road trip?
He'd somehow end up in Ecuador...hitting every light pole along the way.
 
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SirJamesDTech said:
Phil requires GPS for getting to and from places in a city he's lived near for 3 years. Can you imagine him trying to navigate a cross-country road trip?
He'd somehow end up in Ecuador...hitting every light pole along the way.
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Nothing he could do, dood. There weren't signs for Connecticut when he was leaving Washington. What a poorly-designed country he lives in. The government obviously doesn't want people moving from state to state or else they'd have big, clearly-written signs directing you to every state from every city in the country.
 
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grump said:
If there's anything that the saga of Phil taught me, its that the world is awash with far more stupid people loaded down with far more riches than I ever dreamed.

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880591983714205696
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I just don't get it. I understand giving a few bucks to a stream if you like him/her, but Vidar is given at least $1000 (probably closer to $5000). Don't you have a family? Maybe a mother who deserves a vacation? How about a charity who could do some good in the world. Instead you give it to a guy who plays video games with a bad attitude.
 
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ChickenSkinBeanbag said:
Nothing he could do, dood. There weren't signs for Connecticut when he was leaving Washington. What a poorly-designed country he lives in. The government obviously doesn't want people moving from state to state or else they'd have big, clearly-written signs directing you to every state from every city in the country.
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I'm driving! I'm pushing pedals! Fucking bugged highway mechanics!
Van Darkholme said:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880618849850335232 wew lad
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Well, he could always take a third option:
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JackDavis said:
I just don't get it. I understand giving a few bucks to a stream if you like him/her, but Vidar is given at least $1000 (probably closer to $5000). Don't you have a family? Maybe a mother who deserves a vacation? How about a charity who could do some good in the world. Instead you give it to a guy who plays video games with a bad attitude.
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Vidar is a noble soul. He donates so much money to this special needs gentleman who just wants to play video games for a living. Sure, he's not good at them and he's kind of bad with his financial decisions, health, and social skills, and he's got the personality of an angry potato with gout, but helping a lesser being must fill Vidar with such a sense of accomplishment.
 
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JackDavis said:
I just don't get it. I understand giving a few bucks to a stream if you like him/her, but Vidar is given at least $1000 (probably closer to $5000). Don't you have a family? Maybe a mother who deserves a vacation? How about a charity who could do some good in the world. Instead you give it to a guy who plays video games with a bad attitude.
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Well we know he donated 10,000 bits and that was a few months ago so if you add in Patreon and Twitch subs I would say $5,000 isn't as much of a stretch as it should be. I don't get why anyone would give someone money just for the act of plying a video game and with Dsp that is increased tenfold.

Looking at Phil as an "investment" the only description is money pit. Short term he streams for another month but long term we all know where this is going. It isn't my money and if they want to spend it on Phil's new car, Phil's TWO condos, and Phil's credit card debt they can but I will never understand it.

Also, I have seen a few Twitter comments that BSV had to have his parents pay his rent but have not seen any details or even know if it is true. Anyone else hear about this?
 
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ChickenSkinBeanbag said:
Vidar is a noble soul. He donates so much money to this special needs gentleman who just wants to play video games for a living. Sure, he's not good at them and he's kind of bad with his financial decisions, health, and social skills, and he's got the personality of an angry potato with gout, but helping a lesser being must fill Vidar with such a sense of accomplishment.
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Yeah, Phil doesnt mind taking money from someone who is a pedo apologist who happens to work with children.
 
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https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880783746202468352 (http://archive.is/GyMMS)

Conveniently ignores that "A Way Out" co-op game which was the most anticipated, well received new IP to come out of this year's E3. The reply tweets are on point as usual, Phil is just jealous because he's got no friends left to play co-op with.

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880797747758202881 (http://archive.is/fSNmP)
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Phil please, my sides can only take so much.
 
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Keystone said:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880783746202468352 (http://archive.is/GyMMS)

Conveniently ignores that "A Way Out" co-op game which was the most anticipated, well received new IP to come out of this year's E3. The reply tweets are on point as usual, Phil is just jealous because he's got no friends left to play co-op with.

https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880797747758202881 (http://archive.is/fSNmP)


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Phil please, my sides can only take so much.
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This is just an endless slippery slope, and we're watching Phil desperately try to cling on.
 
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Van Darkholme said:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/880618849850335232 wew lad
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I can think of no more a certain way to end DSPGaming on all fronts than to get him hooked on pot. He'd hit terminal lazy and never recover. Its hard to be a high-functioning stoner without a chaperone as it is; anything that isn't a hard-wired habit at this point would fall by the wayside, so he'd probably just stream, fap, and go to Arby's until they foreclosed on his house.

Unfortunately, obtaining weed is still a social activity, which would be difficult for someone who can neither leave their house or make friends.
 
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Meta Junglira said:
The movie came out and is considered successful and he still has this weird hateboner for Gal Gadot for being Wonder Woman...

Do you think he's jealous that he wasn't cast as Wonder Woman himself?
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I don't think he really likes women, or totally thinks of them as people, unless they're related to him in some fashion. Even then...

He really only reacts to women as sex objects, so it makes sense that the wonder woman movie would hold little interest for him.

(You could argue that he really doesn't seem to think of anybody as people, that he just reduces them to stereotypes. The stereotype he utilizes for women is basically "sex object or uninteresting". And I'm not trying to do an sjw thing here, he just... reminds me a lot of other people I've known who really don't like women.)
 
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Um Oh Ah Yeah said:
I don't think he really likes women, or totally thinks of them as people, unless they're related to him in some fashion. Even then...

He really only reacts to women as sex objects, so it makes sense that the wonder woman movie would hold little interest for him.

(You could argue that he really doesn't seem to think of anybody as people, that he just reduces them to stereotypes. The stereotype he utilizes for women is basically "sex object or uninteresting". And I'm not trying to do an sjw thing here, he just... reminds me a lot of other people I've known who really don't like women.)
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You know this is one thing that's always baffled me about Phil. To the point it catches me off guard and makes me double take on the notion he's acting, but then I recover - aside from his juvenile way of reacting to sexual situations and female body, when it comes to women socially he's pretty accurate. Don't mature past about 18-22 and are emotion fueled mechanisms.

Broken clock phenomenon? I'm not sure. But it has to be random because he's too intellectually stunted and lacks experience to come up with it on his own.
 
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Meta Junglira said:
The movie came out and is considered successful and he still has this weird hateboner for Gal Gadot for being Wonder Woman...

Do you think he's jealous that he wasn't cast as Wonder Woman himself?
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Or maybe he's secretly a /pol/ack and is subtly complaining about a Jewish woman being Wonder Women.

As BrightSydeBob said once, "Phil is most redpilled motherfucker on the internet".
 
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