💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

No way this will backfire. No way at all

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I can't fucking believe we're seeing an even dumber version of the War on Terror. People made fun of George W Bush for being a fucking space cadet failson, but American culture has been so thoroughly poisoned by the internet and the 24 hour news cycle over the past 20 years that Trump is actively rewarded for being dumber than Bush was.

The Bush Admin at least stuck to the bullshit WMD explanation, that's ONE excuse. The Trump Administration keeps pulling new excuses and justifications out of their asses:
>We launched a preemptive strike with Israel because Iran was going to strike the US or Israel!
>Actually, we want regime change!
>Actually it's not about regime change and there was no imminent threat, we started bombing Iran because Israel was going to start this war with or without us!
>Actually, we're doing this to bring about the Day of Revelation by triggering Armageddon to hasten Jesus Christ's return
(Was this a Trump™️ bible specific prophecy?)

Bush was satirized and mocked in literally every form of media on the planet, but pointing out and laughing at the stupid shit this administration does is met with a unique level of hostility because around 1/3rd of American people are now as stupid as the fucking president and see him as an avatar of their will, so mocking him means you're mocking them.
 
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I can't fucking believe we're seeing an even dumber version of the War on Terror. People made fun of George W Bush for being a fucking space cadet failson, but American culture has been so thoroughly poisoned by the internet and the 24 hour news cycle over the past 20 years that Trump is actively rewarded for being dumber than Bush was.
And at least Bush had 9/11 as a reason for his war on terror shit. What sparked the orange pedo in this?
 
And at least Bush had 9/11 as a reason for his war on terror shit. What sparked the orange pedo in this?
Yeah, the Afghan war was legitimate. It was mishandled for sure, but going after the people harboring the terrorists that did 9/11 was legitimate. Iraq not so much, but fatty doesn't even have 9/11 as a reason
 
They just created a million Ali Khameneis
Not to mention who, that if they hate someone, they can fight like the Japanese in World War II, and Trump has led to this, because they are not Arabs, but Persians. He brought this about by bombing a school, where at least 150 children died. and they are going to fight very hard because this reason. Well, the war in Afghanistan was justified, was legal, the war in Iraq was not entirely justified and it was illegal and it led to conflict with many US allies, many allies criticized it, opposed it, boycotted it and did not participate in this war and it was a blatant violation of international law, but they went to some effort to justify it in some way that made sense and it made some sense, which is not the case here.
 
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I was hoping the mullahs would do some good and blow up some influencers, those enemies of God. Instead Trump charters a plane to bring the MAGA shitheads among them home.
The White House has helped MAGA influencers escape the Middle East on a private jet while more than a million ordinary Americans are still trapped with no way out.

Trump adviser Alex Bruesewitz, dog-walker Sarah Daither, and former lobbyist Jay Footlik were among six who managed to flee on a plane chartered by the former after US strikes on Iran unleashed chaos in the region.

'This has easily been the craziest experience of my life,' Bruesewitz told Politico.

'I’m grateful for all of the people who played a role in getting us out of the active war zone and to safety. I can’t wait to get back to the USA, the greatest country in the world!'

Bruesewitz used his White House connections along with officials in Saudi Arabia and Qatar to get the group of six out of the Middle East safely after many airports were closed and the US Embassy told its employees to shelter-in-place.
Daily Mail archive / Daily Mail original link
 
Bibi said it would finish the problem that had been going on since 2023.
Well, the reason is that he has to help Bibi, because Bibi is his friend and that's it. And then there are nuclear weapons and missiles in coming in the near future that are supposedly capable of attacking the US (and Israel of course at the first place because we have to Make Israel Great Again because it is known that not USA because Israel is better and more important), but of course no one cares and nobody believe, and by attacking this country that supposedly wants nuclear weapons, based on what Trump did, according to public opinion, it would appear that this country wanted this weapon for a reason, and that it was so that the child murderer Netanyahu and the child rapist Trump would be afraid to attack and invade this country. Oh, and the real president of the USA is Benjamin Netanyahu and he gave the reason and that reason is October 7 which is the same as 9\11 because Israel is the US and the US is Israel and it is the same. And of course, Israel is the 51st state of the USA and that is where the capital of the USA is. Well, all this happened because I broke the agreement that Obama signed and that was working and after that I decapitated the enemy general, my mistake, but I have to fix it now.
 
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"I may stop all business with Spain. What do you think?" points at Bessent
I am really fucking tired of the way this guy talks.

Anyway, Spain is on record opposing the war so Trump and his human footstool Merz are making noises about how they contribute the least to NATO, or something.
 
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I am really fucking tired of the way this guy talks.

Anyway, Spain is on record opposing the war so Trump and his human footstool Merz are making noises about how they contribute the least to NATO, or something.
Not a fan of Sanchez* but in early 00s the Prime Minister at that time offer his butt to help Bush to enter in the middle east.Unlike Trump, he know repeating the same mistakes would be retarded.
*Corruption among family member and party member, and some others fuck ups, and the sad thing is that the opposition is led by an almost 70 years old tard that probably would love to suck Israel penis
 
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I have been posting in this thread for LESS THAN THREE MONTHS (I checked because it was Rob Reiner's death tweet that brought me here). How have things gotten this fucking stupid this fucking fast?
 
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Don McGowan on Xitter

Maritime traffic are to be (or so Trump hopes) forced to buy insurance from the US Administration, so a protection money scam. Whatever Trump does, there is a never ceasing need to cook up scams. Trump's open corruption is something to behold.

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I am really fucking tired of the way this guy talks.

Anyway, Spain is on record opposing the war so Trump and his human footstool Merz are making noises about how they contribute the least to NATO, or something.

If the biggest economy in the EU gimps to the US by default, throws fellow EU members under the bus, EU and NATO solidarity is a heap of shit. I suppose Merz wasn't going to oppose a war that Israel is very invested in winning somehow.
 
I can't fucking believe we're seeing an even dumber version of the War on Terror. People made fun of George W Bush for being a fucking space cadet failson, but American culture has been so thoroughly poisoned by the internet and the 24 hour news cycle over the past 20 years that Trump is actively rewarded for being dumber than Bush was.

The Bush Admin at least stuck to the bullshit WMD explanation, that's ONE excuse. The Trump Administration keeps pulling new excuses and justifications out of their asses:
>We launched a preemptive strike with Israel because Iran was going to strike the US or Israel!
>Actually, we want regime change!
>Actually it's not about regime change and there was no imminent threat, we started bombing Iran because Israel was going to start this war with or without us!
>Actually, we're doing this to bring about the Day of Revelation by triggering Armageddon to hasten Jesus Christ's return
(Was this a Trump™️ bible specific prophecy?)

Bush was satirized and mocked in literally every form of media on the planet, but pointing out and laughing at the stupid shit this administration does is met with a unique level of hostility because around 1/3rd of American people are now as stupid as the fucking president and see him as an avatar of their will, so mocking him means you're mocking them.
Trump and Israel has gotten us into a huge fucking mess. It sounds like we are invading:

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Trump and Israel has gotten us into a huge fucking mess. It sounds like we are invading:

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If that happens, it makes the Vietnam War (which was basically the US taking on a French colonial war in Indochina against a part nationalist, part communist coalition) a model of legality and proportionality. Iran is an extraordinarily difficult and mountainous land. Unless a small force can somehow tie into a big domestic Iranian force (which doesn't exist for the mullahs aren't going to lose their nerve and flee like the Shah even if significant elements once supportive like bazaar merchants are hostile to them for now), this could be the disaster that defines Trump.
 
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>Actually, we're doing this to bring about the Day of Revelation by triggering Armageddon to hasten Jesus Christ's return (Was this a Trump™️ bible specific prophecy?)
Pretty sure that excuse first started as bringing about the jewish messiah and Amalek because Purim (I don't know precisely). The evangelicals most likely warped that into believing it's actually "muh Armageddon 'n shiii'" (ironic) in order to hype the US armed forces to die for Israel, only for it to actually blow in their face seeing the MRFF report.
And at least Bush had 9/11 as a reason for his war on terror shit. What sparked the orange pedo in this?
Obviously Epstein files and Israel's bloodlust and deathgrip on the USA. Somewhat his ever increasing unpopularity and irrelevancy with the encroaching death. Maybe some globohomo powermoves because CHINA...yea there's not much and I really had to pull at straws to write after EF.
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I am really fucking tired of the way this guy talks.

Anyway, Spain is on record opposing the war so Trump and his human footstool Merz are making noises about how they contribute the least to NATO, or something.
Good to see Spain still has some cojones left unlike the german Pinocchio and his continuing kollektivschuld. I also like the threats of Trump saying "We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it." and "We're gonna cut off all trade with Spain, we don't want anything to do with Spain." , 100% doesn't sound like some desperate rapist fool.
 
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This is 100% going to become an internet meme. They both looked like complete morons

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Trump should have just handed the medal over for him to hold up and said something like "The ribbon isn't long enough, it seems. We'll fix that for you." (Not that Trump could express a cognitive thought like that.)
I don’t know anything about this guy but I imagine he’s had a long career to culminate in what should have been the most prestigious moment in his life, only to become a joke online because of the orange pedophile.
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Don McGowan on Xitter

Maritime traffic are to be (or so Trump hopes) forced to buy insurance from the US Administration, so a protection money scam. Whatever Trump does, there is a never ceasing need to cook up scams. Trump's open corruption is something to behold.



If the biggest economy in the EU gimps to the US by default, throws fellow EU members under the bus, EU and NATO solidarity is a heap of shit. I suppose Merz wasn't going to oppose a war that Israel is very invested in winning somehow.
I was wondering why cruise line stocks were plummeting.
 
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