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Karen Riley said:
That's a massive stretch on the level of the 'Chris Chan never paid a hooker and is still a virgin' argument that's thrown around by people who can't believe someone they don't like could possibly ever get laid just because they can't.
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I'd like to think people believe that to save their sanity from the mental image of Chris or DSP sweaty, naked and thrusting while the woman beneath them wonders where it all went wrong
 
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JustStopDude said:
DSP Tries It is just a justification for him to shove garbage down his face yes?

It is American fast food. It tastes like shit and it is insanely unhealthy. How is this possibly noteworthy as a video blogging Series.

What would be good is if Phil tried to become a full time food critic. Imagine him loudly describing every thing with a camera in a fancy restaurant.
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And sadly it's the best stuff he puts out.
 
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Karen Riley said:
It certainly is but the person I was quoting to was implying they believed DSP never had any sex. That's a massive stretch on the level of the 'Chris Chan never paid a hooker and is still a virgin' argument that's thrown around by people who can't believe someone they don't like could possibly ever get laid just because they can't.
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Honeybunny said:
I'd like to think people believe that to save their sanity from the mental image of Chris or DSP sweaty, naked and thrusting while the woman beneath them wonders where it all went wrong
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Even DSP had a connection on an intimate level with somebody.
Leanna was his match...she put up with him for that long and was just waiting for the little boy to put away the games and be the man.
I choose to see the glimmer of hope in that everyone has somebody in this world that is right for them. What we as individuals choose to do once that person is presented - that is all our own doing, and we bear the responsibility for consequences thereafter good and bad.
 
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xenomorph said:
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I love how he talks about his trip to Burger King like he walked there. "I had to go down this huge hill and cross this busy intersection".. you're in a car whats the problem?

I forgot how much he smacks his lips while he eats to "taste" things. ugh
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Jesus. I thought this was a picture of Saddam Hussein for a split second.
 
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(yes this is Shishio admins, sorry i lost my password

so lets put the hatejuice down and examine things soberly
>Phil is not going away 2017 or 2018.
This is clear from him losing Machinima, losing his "gulltime girlfriend" and still not skiping a beat, uploading like nothing happened.

>Phils patreon will always hit the goal (even when it doesnt)
A bunch of people are giving him money and they will continue doing so. There are people out there donating to asmr "artists" just for soflty whispering some words and you think phils special individuals will stop or become scarce?
"As sure as sunrise follows sundown, bsv will follow kg...in donating". Hell, KG probably still donates.

>Chances are he ll pay his mortgage and keep the house.
If anything, Phil has shown a nack for surviving. Barely but thats enough for him.
Now that he s gone "full missanthrope", now there is no doubt in my mind.
The same exceptional individuals will donate and when some grow up, other will take their place.
 
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Sojiro said:
(yes this is Shishio admins, sorry i lost my password

so lets put the hatejuice down and examine things soberly
>Phil is not going away 2017 or 2018.
This is clear from him losing Machinima, losing his "gulltime girlfriend" and still not skiping a beat, uploading like nothing happened.

>Phils patreon will always hit the goal (even when it doesnt)
A bunch of people are giving him money and they will continue doing so. There are people out there donating to asmr "artists" just for soflty whispering some words and you think phils special individuals will stop or become scarce?
"As sure as sunrise follows sundown, bsv will follow kg...in donating". Hell, KG probably still donates.

>Chances are he ll pay his mortgage and keep the house.
If anything, Phil has shown a nack for surviving. Barely but thats enough for him.
Now that he s gone "full missanthrope", now there is no doubt in my mind.
The same exceptional individuals will donate and when some grow up, other will take their place.
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Listen alot of this thread is about Phil crashing and burning which I think is something we all want if only a tiny bit. However it would be just as great if in 20 years when I have ignored Dsp for a long time and lived my life to tune into Twitch or whatever future website exists and see Phil sitting on that same couch, in that same house, bitching about lag and dickless trolls hurting his "business."

What would be the real victory, Phil losing it all or Phil living the rest of his life in a hell of his own creation?
 
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Freshtodeath said:
SO DSP tries it some shitty chicken sandwich. Meanwhile Burger King has a lucky charms milkshake he could have done instead
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Would we really want that tbh? His honking and snorting is already pretty bad. Add some phlegm and mucus from the dairy, and we really would get a playthrough that is nothing but this.


He's also mentioned that he's partially lactose intolerant, so we'd some farting in there too. DSP would become a one man symphony of all the gross noises of a fat jerkoff who sits next to you on a 7 hour plane ride.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
What would be the real victory, Phil losing it all or Phil living the rest of his life in a hell of his own creation?
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Tough call. Depends on if you care if Phil gets better. As someone who's done the retail thing and worked out of it, I can't wait for the part where Phil spends the rest of his life behind a cash register trying to reconcile his mortgages and lease payments with the narcisistic indignation that his shift lead at the GameStop is a stupid idiot who wants to fuck him over because he's jealous... even if it is all offscreen.

But I like the idea of him living in the hell he created for himself while being too... whatever the fuck Phil's deal is to realize he's the reason why nothing's worked out for him. Its much more poetic, and generates content.
 
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I love that although Phil can't figure out the simplest of game mechanics without constant chat hand holding or point out the UK on a map, when discussing Burger King chicken sandwiches through the ages or the importance of the ratio of tomato to bun he turns into a modern day fast food Carl Sagan.

Anyone else cringe at how painfully obviously he overcompensates to pretend like he's somehow not living the lifestyle of a Pig turned human.

"All these fast food coupons look like I eat out all the time BUT I REALLY DON'T. This is the first DSP tries it in a while because I've been eating very REASONABLE things and NOT EATING OUT AT ALL EVERY NIGHT FOR THE PAST WEEK."

and his massive overreaction to the size of the chicken like he hasn't got another 2 in the bag he's going to eat immediately after. Who's he trying to fool?
 
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TheGoutinator said:
"I can't ride a bicycle because of my back!"
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