Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread - aka sperginity speds out agendaposting

https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."
 
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The Great Citracett said:
Found this dating profile. This is the entire text.

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Don't go thinking your pitbulls are special. Her pitbulls are different and special. Yours aren't. You are not the same.

Also she's coated with hair and is with them 24/7. Even in bed.

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Oh sweetie, no no no. Bless your heart, but this is just not it.

You attract more flies with vinegar, but flies literally eat shit. You’re trying to attract men, which requires honey (and steak). Honestly, I’m embarrassed for you.

Seriously though, backyard breeders should all be dragged into the street and set on fire. (Ethical breeders are exempt) But you’re not more virtuous by making that opinion your entire personality.

I wonder what her inbox looks like. If I’m tempted to message her and call her a whore, I can only imagine what the men who see this profile are going to do.

Crazy dog moms being less insane than crazy cat ladies challenge: impossible

Great find!
 
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Some rough draft AI comic shit I made. I want to try and illustrate one of the most fucking aggravating aspects of these demon dogs: it's not all in how you raise them, it's just retarded owners who get lucky and don't realize it.

There's definitely some panels that need to be fixed: the POV of the viewer and pit's direction in panel #4 will require better writing to convey, and panel 6 in the third rendition needs to show the couch being gnawed, etc.

But overall, I think it conveys the reality that you can make no mistakes and have your life ruined while retards who get lucky will be "the good owners." It's always a result-oriented reframing that retroactively tells the tale.

Thoughts?

Edit: I'm also creating an interface to generate infographics without much work. It's also in the rough stages and I won't have tons of time to play with it for a bit, but here's a quick output:

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The content isn't very good since that's just a super quick example, but I want to make a bunch to post in the comment sections after maulings. I think mocking the retards who defend these shitty dogs by pointing out their contradictions and paradoxical claims is solid.

Plus, they only have like 5 arguments and they're all retarded so we can have the game covered easy.
 
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I have a dear friend at work who has a mixed dog with this beasts forsaken genes within it, but she's aware that I don't fuck with those things. I just wish we could hang out at her place without having to worry about a dog that may or may not unlock his shitbull-no-jutsu and go on a rampage. The thing already killed their guinea pigs (That's all it takes for me to wanna put a bullet in its head. Or feed it cyanide pills) so I'm not gonna be the next meal.

I hope its getting close to the end of its life. She's SO not shit-bull material. She's meek and kind and considerate of others that have had bad experiences with these demons. I worry for her *sigh*
 


"A woman shares her story online after a shocking incident with her dog of almost 11 years. One night, she leaned in to give him a goodnight kiss, something she’d done countless times before, and the dog suddenly bit her, severely injuring her nose. After surgeries and learning to use makeup to help restore her appearance, she says she still plans to keep the dog because she believes it was a one-time accident.She uses makeup to cover the scars.


The bond between people and their pets can be incredibly strong. But situations like this raise tough questions about safety, responsibility, and whether love for an animal can outweigh a traumatic experience.


Would you keep a pet after something this serious happened, or would the risk be too great? "


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Women are retarded and need protection from themselves. When they don't have babies of their own, their motherly instincts will go toward protecting retarded, violent, inbred monsters. And not just Muslims, but nanny dogs, too.

Good example of the Schrodinger's Pit type of results-oriented thinking that always governs nutters. The pit's behavior gets to be viewed through whichever lens the nutters prefer—predictably dangerous or a simple misunderstanding—then they work backwards.

Surprise, surprise, it wasn't a vicious attack, but a classic "one-time accident" [citation needed]. That means the end result is a nothingburger and no further reflection is needed. And the other nutter tards get to do the same thing, but towards the nutter's behavior.

Simple misunderstanding, or was she doing something dangerous? I bet if you ask the nutters, it's the latter. "She just leaned in for a kiss? Yeah, right. I kiss Maully and Gnawla before bed every night and they've never bit my nose off. She must've been hitting it!"
 
AnOminous said:
I wouldn't be surprised if this is a new tactic by the "Best Friends Animal Society," an offshoot of The Process Church of the Final Judgment, a literal Satanic cult founded by ex-Scientologists, which has largely been behind the scam propaganda in support of these demonic murder dogs.

If this sounds like a schizopost, look it up. It's entirely true and well documented.
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You posted on this long ago, I looked into it, and one schizo to another it is 110% true. Straight factual information, on its face it sounds nuts but the Process Church has many fingers in many pots like Manson, Son(s) of Sam, pitbulls, it’s to the point that I’m actually surprised they aren’t talked about more in the conspiracy community but I suppose that’s what happens when you are almost certainly tied to intel agencies.
To sum it up, pitbulls being considered “good dogs” is literally satanist propaganda to encourage the deaths of children nationwide.
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Hey, the subject of that painting was a Great Dane named “Ceaser”, I will not have you besmirch the biggest goobers of dogkind by calling him a pitbull.
 
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