Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Token_Texan]

How can she stomach so much food? It doesn't start to look like a normal portion until about the 12 minute mark

At this point her stomach has to be the size of a bowling ball. She's destroyed herself.

 

[SisterChristian]

"Hello, I'm amberlynn and I like to shove food down my throat."

Accurate.

She says she's come back from Becky's house enlightened about the future because the monster squad told her all the negative comments are wrong. (I thought she specifically said before she doesn't read the comments?)

She says she gets lonely a lot because she lives alone. Alone doesn't equal lonely. She's just ridiculously codependent.

 

[HugePanties]

I understand that her food addiction is much like a drug user who uses drugs. My point is, drug users aren't on YouTube showing it to make a buck. Surely they would if it were allowed, however Amber is leaving a legacy of pure embarrassment to make a buck. It's entertaining yet highly disturbing.

 

[mukbangqueen]

At this point her stomach has to be the size of a bowling ball. She's destroyed herself.

It's gotta be. Especially since at the end of that she admitted she was still kind of hungry.

 

[HugePanties]

In the words of Broken Pussy - "It's a low bar, but she manages to clear it."

 

[C3PBRO]

I feel amazing. I feel amazing.

Yeah tell me more, while you keep crying about haters into your pasta and sausage, you fat asshole.

She also talks about how she's "sorry" that her Pride vlog was so short, and she wonders how people can have an attention span longer than the five minutes her video was. Honestly, that's the best potential she had going for a vlog in recent history, and she managed to turn it into five minutes about talking how much she enjoyed it, rather than filming herself enjoying it. If she could take that opportunity and squander it, there's no hope she'll churn out any decent content. Unless the actual goddamn Hunger Games come to Louisville KY or something.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Oh god. That explains everything, from the purple prose to the overblown emotion to the subject matter.

I wonder if A has any idea what published writing actually entails? It'd be worth it just to see the passive-aggressive stropping as she had to rewrite for the fortieth time or got told to scrap it altogether - and editors/publishers don't wrap it up in flowery language, just say "this is shite!" Or, god forbid, her starting the way many writers do, either ghosting or commission - wonder if it's "like, life" to do all that work but not have your name shown?

Nobody who can write thinks they can and all those who can't think they are geniuses. Which is why publishers have slush piles ten feet high. She seems to have this idealistic vision of herself doing all sorts of things, but they all come direct from a trash novel or TV series. Its bizarre that someone could get to her age and still harbour these illusions.

Her illusions/delusions have strengthened with age.
I doubt very much that she has the work ethic to see a project all the way through. Unless you count coloring books or moookbongs!

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Her illusions/delusions have strengthened with age.
I doubt very much that she has the work ethic to see a project all the way through. Unless you count coloring books or moookbongs!

Heh - she could surprise us all and actually produce a thing of marketing genius....an edible colouring book OF mooookborngs. If she asks very nicely, perhaps Amy and TamTam will model for some of the pix. Of course, it'd need to be A3...A2....er....landscape. And involve a lot of the beige/yellow end of the spectrum.

I never know whether to be horrified or sad by her mukbangs. Well, by her in general, really.

 

[SisterChristian]

Yeah tell me more, while you keep crying about haters into your pasta and sausage, you fat asshole.

She also talks about how she's "sorry" that her Pride vlog was so short, and she wonders how people can have an attention span longer than the five minutes her video was. Honestly, that's the best potential she had going for a vlog in recent history, and she managed to turn it into five minutes about talking how much she enjoyed it, rather than filming herself enjoying it. If she could take that opportunity and squander it, there's no hope she'll churn out any decent content. Unless the actual goddamn Hunger Games come to Louisville KY or something.

As she so eloquently says, some have a fit to be long and some have a fit to be short.

Like that doesn't make any damn sense grammatically or otherwise.

 

[HugePanties]

You think that doesn't make sense ? A few weeks back Amber was talking about the "haters" and she says "why do some people need to tear others down, they should tear others up." I literally spit out my drink laughing. LOL

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Amberisms on her latest video:

"From my remembrance"
"Like I was a traumatize"
"I'm tryna be a little bit more less make up"
"I actually lost almost 3 more pounds and I'm so excited!" (How do you lose almost 3 pounds? It's either 3 pounds or it's 2 pounds)
She's a writer ya'll! =D

That Mukbang... the whole way through but especially at the end was basically like watching a heroin addict shoot up. Just sad as fuck

 

[nyankosensei]

Amberisms on her latest video:

"From my remembrance"
"Like I was a traumatize"
"I'm tryna be a little bit more less make up"
"I actually lost almost 3 more pounds and I'm so excited!" (How do you lose almost 3 pounds? It's either 3 pounds or it's 2 pounds)
She's a writer ya'll! =D

That Mukbang... the whole way through but especially at the end was basically like watching a heroin addict shoot up. Just sad as fuck

There's no way she lost 3 lbs, she looks bigger than ever, is she going blind? oblivious? or did she just poop?

its so sad how delusional she is

 

[Tiny Clanger]

There's no way she lost 3 lbs, she looks bigger than ever, is she going blind? oblivious? or did she just poop?

The talking scale just blurts out the first number it can think of to make her get off! No wonder the poor thing is haunted

 

[Xenomorph]

There's no way she lost 3 lbs, she looks bigger than ever, is she going blind? oblivious? or did she just poop?

its so sad how delusional she is

3 pounds on someone who is 500 pounds isnt noticeable. On a thin person it is but on someone like her its not.

 

[honeybooboochild]

There is absolutely no way she keeps track of every thing she eats. I don't believe for a second all she had was a wrap or that the pasta is the last thing she's going to eat. She's never taught herself to endure a little bit of hunger.

So I went into LoseIt and said I weighed 475, was 5'3'' and Ambers age. With these stats, the calorie goal in order to lose 2 pounds a week was 3145 calories, which is mind boggling to me considering i eat 1200 and feel satisfied. I gave Amber the benefit of the doubt by saying she was 475 (I personally think she's over 500), and at the rate of only 2#/week, she wouldn't reach a goal weight of 125# (a healthy weight at her height/age) until 12/2020! Like you mentioned, there's scientifically NO way she's only eating what she shows on camera. She mentioned she hasn't binged for awhile, and if that's true, that means she's eating large meals and snacks all damn day, further proving these mukbangs aren't the 'only thing I've eat-un all day.' She clearly isn't losing 2#/wk so basic science/math tells us she's eating about 4,300 cals a day just to maintain her weight. In order to gain weight (like it appears), she would need to eat around 5000/day. You would start to feel miserable ingesting that much food day after day after day. Just imagine the effort it takes to eat that much!
You have to dismiss basic 7th grade science in order to believe that this dainty little princess is only eat-un what she tells us, but sadly I think there are a handful who still believe her. For someone who brags about understanding what a calorie deficit means, our little runt sure struggles with knowing her own caloric needs

 

[plentyofsnakes]

3 pounds on someone who is 500 pounds isnt noticeable. On a thin person it is but on someone like her its not.

Even ten pounds on her would be like throwing a deck chair off the Queen Mary. It'd probably need to be a solid 100lbs before we started noticing anything.

 

[formerfatcow]

From Amber's Snapchat

Doesn't seem like Becky has any desire to return the affection.

 

[Broken Pussy]

If you have a problem with other people's posts, report them. If you don't like the content of the thread, either get it back on topic by adding your own content, or stop reading. Don't complain about other posters in the thread and don't complain about the thread in the thread. You're continuing to derail it by complaining about it being derailed.

 

[slimer6]

I just watched some of her videos all the way through for the first time.

I like how she acts like she hasn't eaten anything else on any given day when she uploads a mukbomb or whatever. I also like how she's always home alone and sometimes mentions that she might not even upload the video. Ancient philosophers puzzled over whether or not a tree falling when nobody was around would make a noise. If Amberlynn films a mukbomb when she's home alone and doesn't upload it, did it really happen? Well, yes. Her gravitational field is too obvious to ignore.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

To be fair, those weight loss apps aren't the most accurate when calculating calorie goals. I used a more realistic calculator and punched in her age, height, weight, sex, and set her at sedentary activity level.

3,430 Calories/day to maintain your weight.
2,930 Calories/day to lose 1 lb per week.
2,430 Calories/day to lose 2 lb per week.
3,930 Calories/day to gain 1 lb per week.
4,430 Calories/day to gain 2 lb per week.