Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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formerfatcow said:
From Amber's Snapchat

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Doesn't seem like Becky has any desire to return the affection.
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Becky's hand looks like the Arthur fist meme.
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For The Internet said:
People keep saying that it's easier to grift women because they are more easily appeased than men in relationships, but I have to wonder how many of the women (and it IS primarily women) reading here would accept
- a relationship with no sex, just hand-holding and cuddling
- being their partner's carer if they were obese
- morbid obesity from the start

I'm willing to bet the answer would be very few. I know they'd all be deal breakers for me. That's not atypical, either. Most women would not accept a relationship with any one of those issues, let alone all of those issues together. I'm also not sure how many of the people saying she's not a real lesbian have been or are in lesbian relationships themselves.

:powerlevel: This is PL but it's too relevant to leave out.
I'm female and I'm not straight. I've had long term relationships with both men and women. In my experience it's the women who have higher expectations and men are more laid back. My perspective is a bit skewed by my longest relationship being with a woman with NPD (they're always ridiculously controlling and demanding), but I also know a lot of gay men and women and none of them would accept a partner with Amber's issues. I've never had a guy try to control who I talk to or what I wear or how I spend my free time, but I sure have experienced that with more than one woman I've dated. :powerlevel:
What I'm trying to say is that it's not a common thing for women, gay or straight, to be okay with taking sex off the table or dating a deathfat or being willing to take care of their partner because they ate themselves into immobility.

This will no doubt be an unpopular opinion but I do think she's a lesbian.
I have no trouble accepting that Amber is attracted to women, but having said that her attraction will always take a second seat to finding a partner who is willing to overlook all those deal breakers. Even if she's telling the truth and is a lesbian who is repulsed by dick, I think that if she went for long enough without a female partner and she knew of a guy who was willing to date her, she'd do it for a roof over her head and a warm body to help her bathe and drive her to Target and Texas Roadhouse. She's talented at finding people who will kowtow to her, because that's what narcissists do. I don't think gender or sexuality is the issue here, Amber knows all the signs and watches people like a hawk to work out if and how she can manipulate them. She wouldn't start a relationship with anyone if she didn't think she could come out of it with what she wants.
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The big difference with Amber and the gang, and "typical" lesbians, is that almost all of her girlfriends are morbidly obese too and not too bright. A typical lesbian of a normal weight and sex drive would never accept the three things you listed above - but a morbidly obese lesbian is far more likely too. Many morbidly obese people (men or women) wouldn't rate sex that high of a priority because it's tiring and all that fat lower their sex drive and probably gives them a complex about being seen naked. They are also probably a little more open to being a carer because it would make them feel they are "healthier" compared to their partner who can't manage certain self care chores, esp if they want to be the more dominant person in the relationship and it gives them a sense of being needed (which some women really like).

Fat ppl love to be around even fatter ppl because it makes them feel better about themselves and they are probably more empathetic to problems fatter person may have simply thinking "that could be me one day" or at least have some understanding of the difficulties involved in day to day living when caring around 100's of extra pounds.

Basically fat puts up with fat. The typical rules or priorities in a lesbian relationship don't really apply to Hamber, they are specific to relationships between morbidly obese people (gay or straight).
 
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The calorie estimations above are fairly accurate and it really is eye opening how much someone Amber's size needs to eat daily to maintain their weight. If she could just cut back to 3K calories a day she'd lose about 1-2 lbs a week until she got down around 300. That would be a very good start for her and at least allow her to maintain mobility into her late 30s if nothing else. The way she's going now she'll be bed bound by 35.

The last mukbang was pretty cringe, even for big Al. What did she say, that it was a "salad plate" or some shit? Gurrrl come on we all can see that you are eating 3-4 servings of pasta with a couple big ole chicken sausages cut up as well. And it looked like she had quite a bit of olive oil on their as well. I will say unlike most of her cooking this meal actually appeared to be decent quality.

Until she stops lying to herself ("all I had today was a wrap") she'll never lose any weight. Gurrl, you're maintaining a 480 lb weight, WE KNOW YOU ARE OVER EATING. I'm guessing she is addicted to grazing on sugar throughout the day and as such gets hunger pangs. Keto isn't a magic fix but for people like big Al that are addicted to sugar and carbs it's the easiest diet to stick to because you still get to eat a ton of bacon, hamburger, avocados, etc. She should at least try to start going days where she doesn't eat any carbs.
 
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honeybooboochild said:
So I went into LoseIt and said I weighed 475, was 5'3'' and Ambers age. With these stats, the calorie goal in order to lose 2 pounds a week was 3145 calories, which is mind boggling to me considering i eat 1200 and feel satisfied. I gave Amber the benefit of the doubt by saying she was 475 (I personally think she's over 500), and at the rate of only 2#/week, she wouldn't reach a goal weight of 125# (a healthy weight at her height/age) until 12/2020! Like you mentioned, there's scientifically NO way she's only eating what she shows on camera. She mentioned she hasn't binged for awhile, and if that's true, that means she's eating large meals and snacks all damn day, further proving these mukbangs aren't the 'only thing I've eat-un all day.' She clearly isn't losing 2#/wk so basic science/math tells us she's eating about 4,300 cals a day just to maintain her weight. In order to gain weight (like it appears), she would need to eat around 5000/day. You would start to feel miserable ingesting that much food day after day after day. Just imagine the effort it takes to eat that much!
You have to dismiss basic 7th grade science in order to believe that this dainty little princess is only eat-un what she tells us, but sadly I think there are a handful who still believe her. For someone who brags about understanding what a calorie deficit means, our little runt sure struggles with knowing her own caloric needs
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tbh I do believe that there are days she's only eaten a wrap and one "plate" (lmao at that plate) of pasta, or has eaten like the videos where she shows every meal measured out and added up, because she's being "good" those days. The issue is that she clearly doesn't keep up any sort of calorie management on a regular basis. Those days where she counts and measures every single morsel, and the days where she eats one or two reasonable-ish meals and doesn't binge, they burn her out hella hard because she's an emotional eater/food addict and she's not getting her fix. So she doesn't maintain it. Eating less for a couple days then binging on junk food and booze doesn't make for a weight loss plan. She needs therapy, overeaters anonymous, maybe even medications to help her curb her appetite. She can't lose weight on her own, and that's not her fault, what's her fault is how she's gotten this big and this sick and hasn't had a fuckin "come to Jesus" moment that she needs help.

also 125 pounds is not a reasonable goal weight for Amber. Anyone who's gotten up to 500 pounds would be fortunate to get down to and maintain a weight in the mid-200's. Maintaining a weight that low is usually pretty hard for anyone who is not naturally that thin.
 
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xenomorph said:
How is that any different from any other time lol
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She actually calmed down in the 2nd hour and sat on her GFs bed (while her GF wasn't home) and ate a corn dog and then talked about her amazingly uninteresting life. People asked her what mascara she had on (couldn't remember), if she'd like to go to Europe (of course gurrl) and if she missed Destiny (nope, not a bit). Someone asked her about where she's lived and that was probably the only interesting bit in the whole thing. I didn't know she lived in California for most of her life, but immediately sought more red neck locales as soon as she was 18 and could leave her foster parents.

Anybody got any more info on her foster parents?
 
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