Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Clay Claymore]

Andromeda's a little too old for me to understand the reference, so thanks for explaining this to me. Though I will admit, I'm surprised that Bob referenced a show with Kevin Sorbo as the lead, given that he's basically the embodiment of everything he hates.

Onto Twitter, lol at Bob lecturing people on how to be respectful towards others:
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Wait, why would he get mad at somebody calling him Bob? Is that not his name? I mean, what? That's like the dumbest thing to overreact to (amongst other things). That makes no sense at all.

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, why would he get mad at somebody calling him Bob? Is that not his name? I mean, what? That's like the dumbest thing to overreact to (amongst other things). That makes no sense at all.

I guess we should just stick to "shut your pie hole you fat fuck."

 

[Foltest]

If Bob gets mad at people calling him Bob, he shouldn't have called himself movieBOB!

 

[Positron]

Yeah it is like the "nigger" thing: a nigger can call himself "nigger" but will take offense if a non-nigger calls him that.
What a nigger, and he isn't even a nigger.

 

[Detrogen]

How does he feel about "Blob" then?

 

[Emperor Julian]

No, worse... it's *TV* bullshit. It's from Andromeda, which was on in the early 00's... the Nietzscheans were a race of genetically engineered ubermensch that built their society on principles of social Darwinism, Objectivism (I vaguely remember that their home planets were named after Ayn Rand books) etc. and were superior to unmodified humans by almost any measurable metric. They had bone blades on their extremities because, well, I guess a license to actually use Wolverine was too expensive. Basically an entire race of Mary Sues according to Bob "Superior Future" Chipman...

I suppose that the Nietzscheans dragged the galaxy's brighter future kicking and screaming into new dark age ads a extra level of funny to this.

 

[Mola Ram]

He has the same troll-handling "abilities" as Dobbo.

Honestly, lately I find it hard to tell the difference between these two. More than once, I've responded to one thread thinking it was the other angry lard monster. I didn't even delete them because they were appropriate for either of these idiots who would need three promotions just to be mediocre.

I'll say this for Bob over Dobson: he seems to handle trolling a little better in that he doesn't have weeping meltdowns over people who upset him. Or at least if he's having all kinds of emotional breakdowns he isn't chronicling them as they happen.

Of course, Bob is far more prone to go off on quasi-genocidal rants for the stupidest of reasons, so "better" is kind of a relative term.

 

[reptile0009]

Here's a series of tweets Bob has made in response to someone calling him out for supporting eugenics. His response basically amounts to "C'mon guys it was just a joke! Like seriously, stop harassing me guys!"

There's an irony in this somewhere.

 

[clowney]

There's an irony in this somewhere.

I can't see it there's too much fat and doublethink in the way.

 

[Bungleboy]

My favorite thing with Bob's twitter is that he tries to sound smug but it's very clear he is super mad

 

[Detrogen]

That was actually an astonishingly level-headed reaction for Bob. No insulting them based on their appearance or account name, and no signs of "Friendo" anywhere.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Ignoring the eugenics angle, his "point" seems to boil down to: Smart = good, Ignorant = bad.

Wow. Really ground breaking stuff there, Blob.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He has the same troll-handling "abilities" as Dobbo.

Honestly, lately I find it hard to tell the difference between these two. More than once, I've responded to one thread thinking it was the other angry lard monster. I didn't even delete them because they were appropriate for either of these idiots who would need three promotions just to be mediocre.

Given how they're both balsing and will get diabetes down the road (assuming they already haven't, that is...), I can see where you'd get confused.

Ignoring the eugenics angle, his "point" seems to boil down to: Smart = good, Ignorant = bad.

Wow. Really ground breaking stuff there, Blob.

Surprised it took him this long to figure that out. Granted, his posts still come off as him being a smug cunt, but it's a different kind of smug. The problem is that for someone whose heavily in the SJW movement and has made his opinions come off as fact time and again, he shouldn't have made that joke to begin with.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Here we have Bob's review of Spiderman Homecoming

He has a rather lukewarm reception and Bob is going off on the diversity angle and is ironically hating the High School drama angle given he is still mentally there. Also if you wish to go into his comment section they are reaming him for his love of the Raimi movies so it is nice to see a good pushback on the commentors.

 

[Lensherr]

Here we have Bob's review of Spiderman Homecoming

He is rather lukewarm reception and Bob is going off on the diversity angle and is ironically hating the High School drama angle given he is still mentally there. Also if you wish to go into his comment section they are reaming him for his love of the Raimi movies so it is nice to see a good pushback on the commentors.

Some comments:

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Ah 2009, I was sitting in the Fish Bowl of my educational establishment and discovered this interesting youtuber who fucking had the guts to say "KILL THE CAST" when refering to the awful cast of characters Sonic developed. I had then found a new Youtube Mentor.

Now he's become a lolcow, and has become diabetic.

 

[SuperSheep]

I suppose that the Nietzscheans dragged the galaxy's brighter future kicking and screaming into new dark age ads a extra level of funny to this.

And they did it because of the Commonwealth's appeasement policy toward hairy religious zealots.

 

[Mola Ram]

I had then found a new Youtube Mentor.

This fact doesn't get any less embarrassing the more times you say it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

How does he feel about "Blob" then?

He still gets super-pissy about it:

Bob's calling out others for using ad hominem arguments, saying they live sad, depressing lives. Right:

Chilling on a beach is "Trashy" now?:

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Wolverine's my guess. His claws were originally bone, and it was only after he was experimented on where they became Adamantium coated. He could also be referencing Baraka from Mortal Kombat though, given it's not that creative a concept. Either way, it's resoundingly autistic, which is to be expected.

Or Spiderman. He had poisoned stingers at some point.