Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Haha, we now know he was actually called "Blob Shitman," and when it started. I'll never understand why people strip themselves bare on Twitter, especially when what they put up is so ugly.

Also, while Chris Christie is too much of a self-centered dickhead to represent any party, yeah, what he did on the beach was stupid beyond words. Still, you'd think Bob would have more sympathy for someone who bears such a resemblance to cetaceans.
 
Here's a series of tweets Bob has made in response to someone calling him out for supporting eugenics. His response basically amounts to "C'mon guys it was just a joke! Like seriously, stop harassing me guys!"
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There's an irony in this somewhere.
That was actually an astonishingly level-headed reaction for Bob. No insulting them based on their appearance or account name, and no signs of "Friendo" anywhere.
I think the reason for the kinder exchange is because checking the name and avatar she is female. He won't dismiss her like some dude with an "anime avatar". Bob needs to be a good male feminist and not talk back at her.
 
The funny thing about him hating Chapo Traphouse is that they have a younger, more politically involved audience. Sure they might be "Bernie Bros" but they actually go out and support/fund political figures. They are the actual future of the Democratic Party and not Hillary shills that just wail on the internet about how she should have won and that people should blindly support the next neoliberal candidate. Personally, I don't like Chapo Traphouse and their overly ironic humor, but I can see that they and their views are a more likely future in comparison to a Clinton neoliberal dynasty.

This is another thing that shows that Bob cannot let go of the past and assumes that the established "order" today will be, or at least should be, the "order" tomorrow. It causes him to constantly bet on the wrong horse. This is shown in his fanatical defense of his gaming journalism "friends" in an attempt to gain brownie points not realizing that gaming websites where on the decline and YouTube personalities and analysis where the future. I remember back when he worked for the Escapist he showed his arrogance once in an argument with someone on Twitter when they ask what was the difference between him and a YouTuber was and he responded, "I'm not wearing hockey pads" which is hilarious in hindsight.

TLDR: Despite going on and on about the superior future, Bob cannot move on from the past and adjust his vision to a possible realistic future.
 
The funny thing about him hating Chapo Traphouse is that they have a younger, more politically involved audience. Sure they might be "Bernie Bros" but they actually go out and support/fund political figures. They are the actual future of the Democratic Party and not Hillary shills that just wail on the internet about how she should have won and that people should blindly support the next neoliberal candidate. Personally, I don't like Chapo Traphouse and their overly ironic humor, but I can see that they and their views are a more likely future in comparison to a Clinton neoliberal dynasty.

This is another thing that shows that Bob cannot let go of the past and assumes that the established "order" today will be, or at least should be, the "order" tomorrow. It causes him to constantly bet on the wrong horse. This is shown in his fanatical defense of his gaming journalism "friends" in an attempt to gain brownie points not realizing that gaming websites where on the decline and YouTube personalities and analysis where the future. I remember back when he worked for the Escapist he showed his arrogance once in an argument with someone on Twitter when they ask what was the difference between him and a YouTuber was and he responded, "I'm not wearing hockey pads" which is hilarious in hindsight.

TLDR: Despite going on and on about the superior future, Bob cannot move on from the past and adjust his vision to a possible realistic future.
Pfft, what does tangible political activism have over incessant screeching on Twatter? Clearly, Chapo Trap House isn't going to be a part of the Superior Future.
 
Pfft, what does tangible political activism have over incessant screeching on Twatter? Clearly, Chapo Trap House isn't going to be a part of the Superior Future.
Not even Bob wants his Superior Future by his own admission. Makes you wonder why he gets so worked up about it.
 
Not even Bob wants his Superior Future by his own admission. Makes you wonder why he gets so worked up about it.
It does, given how much he likes to push it onto everyone else. My best guess is that he just wants the attention.

That or the cholesterol keeps on clouding his mind and whether or not he really wants said "perfect future". It could be anything at this point.
 
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Nice pimple, Bobbo.
 
"If you want to see the superior Winston imagine a boot on the face of a Chinese sweetshop employee making tacky xxxxxl large Mario shirts for fat amercans forever and ever."
You're forgetting those Americans need to be exclusively rich and black too because "PoC" worship seems like part of Bob's fetish. The pinnacle of human evolution is large opinionated black women.
 
I like the "ill fitting suit jacket over Bender from Futurama's poorly made bootleg Harlem Globetrotters jersey" ensemble.

God the Superior Future fucking sucks
And on top of that, he looks like a serial rapist trying to take a cool looking mugshot, but not pulling it off in the slightest.
 
I wish my face looked like someone wearing an oversized Halloween mask. I'll never be a part of the master race now *sigh*
 
Bob still can't grasp that sharing his r-tarded opinions online means he gets shit:
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And he's still having a meltdown over Chapo. That top tweet is a fifth-grade bully tactic:
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