Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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His Dewliness said:
I think pretty much 100% of his work over the past couple of years has been on youtube or as a guest writer for such esteemed sites as geek.com

So no, if/when youtube manages to fuck something up so enormously that the platform is no longer viable for mid-tier channels like Bob's, he'll be completely fucked and will have to go cap in hand to every film/"""geek culture""" website and beg for a job.
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Calling it now, he'll get turned down and be forced to find a real job or join the legions of :tugboat: recipients.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
Calling it now, he'll get turned down and be forced to find a real job or join the legions of :tugboat: recipients.
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I can only imagine the twitter storm about subhumans after he has to spend a couple of hours queuing at whatever horrible office he has to go to to claim his newly launched tugboat. Or if he had to get a retail job, christ the screeching after 8 hours of him interacting with customers would be audible across the Atlantic.
 
AnOminous said:
There isn't much of a paying job market for a babbling psycho who does nothing but whine about goobergrape and Adolf Drumpfler REEEEEEE.
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I think he could find plenty of safe harbors for anti-Trump bellyaching. I mean, the shrieking hysteria has abated only slightly in the last 9 months, and all it takes is one WWE tweet to get it up to Category 5 again. It's the whole "everyone who disagrees with me is evil, stupid, and should be drowned in their own filth" thing that turns even his fellow travelers off.
 
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Mola Ram said:
I think he could find plenty of safe harbors for anti-Trump bellyaching. I mean, the shrieking hysteria has abated only slightly in the last 9 months, and all it takes is one WWE tweet to get it up to Category 5 again. It's the whole "everyone who disagrees with me is evil, stupid, and should be drowned in their own filth" thing that turns even his fellow travelers off.
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I'm not sure about that he's not really in with the sjw cliqes and lot of actual left wingers hate him because of what he actually believes and he's ultimatly not really one of us either. Combined with his creepy fascist ramblings and niche interests and their are better people to go for if you want bombastic pop-culture culture critics
 
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Oh, if only Queen Anita got a whiff of this video...:
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Matt & Trey just got called cowards by a guy who won't argue for his beliefs or even go outside:
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Oh, if only Queen Anita got a whiff of this video...:
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Matt & Trey just got called cowards by a guy who won't argue for his beliefs or even go outside:
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So Trey Parker and Matt Stone are "cowards" for not doing what every other Hollywood, media, and YouTube douchebag is doing, from the A-list to the sub-Z list where things like Bob dwell. Oh Bob logic, you never fail to amuse.
 
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Mola Ram said:
So Trey Parker and Matt Stone are "cowards" for not doing what every other Hollywood, media, and YouTube douchebag is doing, from the A-list to the sub-Z list where things like Bob dwell. Oh Bob logic, you never fail to amuse.
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It's take true bravery and courage in order to do follow blindly and do what everyone else has done to death.
 
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Mola Ram said:
So Trey Parker and Matt Stone are "cowards" for not doing what every other Hollywood, media, and YouTube douchebag is doing, from the A-list to the sub-Z list where things like Bob dwell. Oh Bob logic, you never fail to amuse.
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Bob's working on the assumption mainstreme culture collectively shitting on him will weaken him somehow. Y'know like it did during the election.
 
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RockVolnutt said:
Does Bob honestly believe anyone loves political correctness? The phrase is about ideas the establishment deems "right" to say as opposed to what's not. Even the things Bob says are very very politically incorrect to say, he has pointed this out himself.
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Bob doesn't know enough people to understand how much political correctness is despised across almost every strata of society.

I would imagine he thinks the only people who don't like it are those rural parasitic hicks he talks so much about.
 
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I always assumed that Bob had a degree of understanding of business given that he's self employed and makes enough money to live on, apparently not.
 
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