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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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It's a gay cube.
 
This thread is addicted to dooming and has been since the end of S4. But if that story is true, and I hope it is, it sounds like the wiggers actually did something right for a change. Better to rent from a company thats MDE friendly and rents houses specifically for filming than some sketchy Chinese money launderer.
As if I didn't need my grim reminder to not get too invested in this season. Shit looks bleak already and the season hasn't even started yet. ...

Sooner or later life will hurt Jet's ego and I fucking hope it's caught on camera.
The fact that these posts were within 12 hours of each other made me laugh very hard.
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Anyone who thinks the wiggers are surprised by the house doxing needs their head examined, it's assumed at this point.
The house being doxed isn't the thing the wiggers should be worrying about, its the fact that the community dug up so much dirt and found a dozen vectors of attack in mere hours. That kind of stuff wasn't done in any season before.
 
The house being doxed isn't the thing the wiggers should be worrying about, its the fact that the community dug up so much dirt and found a dozen vectors of attack in mere hours. That kind of stuff wasn't done in any season before.
Part of the show at this point. Jet (?) was right that time he complained that a lot of viewers want to shut the show down, though the wiggers goad on the worst of the fans, making it very "us vs them" for the show. If they haven't gotten everything in order then there's no excuse.

Makes keeping up with the thread more fun though to wonder if the show itself got fucked over.
 
My estimation of Frank Hassle as a man just fuckin plummeted. Behind the scenes discord shit is always so unbelievably gay and radioactive no matter who’s involved.
 
My estimation of Frank Hassle as a man just fuckin plummeted. Behind the scenes discord shit is always so unbelievably gay and radioactive no matter who’s involved.
It's not even Greg. That's the most embarrassing part to me. It's all Frank, and no Greg. If Greg was such a pussy, as Frank is claiming ..wouldn't we see some of that reflected here? All I see is Greg quietly I followed him, and he's throwing a bitchfit.about it.
 
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