🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[anliteralidiot]

I hope Binx gets kidnappped by the cartel and never returned

only after the kitty opens its eyes, and doesn't need a bottle, because she's doing great taking care of it

 

[Dick Nosed]

FT doomer.

I should have framed the post more neutral. I edited it.

The bodycam footage from S4 and the post S4 party house with Ellie peeking out was his start, no follow up though.

Sadly just impotent twitter beefs since then.

*Edit to include the relevant videos I am to lazy to screencap the chinawoman at the end of it

 

[uwu_carnival]

Wiggers can only handle black guys if they're gay

I think that’s the main reason, aside from the struggle to find a straight, hood type black man who wants to be on the show. At least we had Charleston White as a freeloader on S2, he had so many funny moments (off the top of my head, a few with Shinji and Tayleigh come to mind). Despite being a complete mental case monkey, Charleston was pretty non-threatening if you aren’t a white woman he wants to rape.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

we had Charleston White as a freeloader on S2, he had so many funny moments

Charleston would leave the room the moment TTS said something zesty towards him.

My favorite TTS of Season 2

 

[Monkeymanbob]

I think that’s the main reason, aside from the struggle to find a straight, hood type black man who wants to be on the show. At least we had Charleston White as a freeloader on S2, he had so many funny moments (off the top of my head, a few with Shinji and Tayleigh come to mind). Despite being a complete mental case monkey, Charleston was pretty non-threatening if you aren’t a white woman he wants to rape.

Jet can’t handle a bi black dom top how could he handle a straight one ???

 

[GGSurvivor]

People are sperging way too hard about a retarded host who's been largely irrelevant. You know what, I want someone to tell me what Sam contributed to Fishtank besides punching cupboards. Tell me, what did Sam do that made Fishtank what it was? If you say the Willy Wonka bit, I'm going to call you a huge faggot.

He really did peak in hosting during the first season. The fourth season it seemed like he couldn't be bothered and honestly Jet/Ben/other guy trying to console Rachel was the highlight of that season.

 

[joker jimmy]

Getting some real gay guy vibes off this Skull Hyde guy

 

[creaturestorm]

slackerblue with information claims

If it were me, i'd just go get a fucking permit.

Sure a-logging retards can convince local city government retards that the retards in this house are a special kind of evil but this hasn't happened yet so just wait and see. It will be funny either way.

Yet.

 

[Mörkö]

The funny thing about this clip is glove humour. If you pay attention she says "we take the gloves off" and if you pause the video you'll find her holding a glove. Reasons like that is why I'm a Fishtank Fan. It's subtle humour that goes over the head of most but when you really pay attention it's actually highly intelligent. That's why I'm excited for season 5 and already bought the full season pass.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Fishtank. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of retard zoo dynamics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jet’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from pedo literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Fishtank truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jet’s existencial catchphrase "Bitty I’m Fitted," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Sam Hyde’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Fishtank season pass. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

 

[globalruleoutlaw]

uh-oh spaghettio!

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Pretty much any of their promotional material could be sent over... is this just bureaucratic runaround or are Jet's biggest alogs actually gonna get the show shut down before it even starts?
Either way all this shit could've been easily avoided had these morons just gotten a warehouse and built a set to film the show out of, like they said they were looking into doing

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

While we're on the subject of a huge flaming flaggot, Binx's simps reported El Estanque YouTube stream. I don't know why they did this, but I assume they doesn't want to see Binx near TJ anymore, they were already pretty pissed after hearing that Binx gonna come to the pond. They were able to struck down the YouTube livestream but their Kick stream still available. All screenshots courtesy of Sean D Sarcasm.

Spoiler: Screenshots

One of the simp talking to Sean.

Binx defending her simps.

 

[malt ipecac]

Pretty much any of their promotional material could be sent over... is this just bureaucratic runaround or are Jet's biggest alogs actually gonna get the show shut down before it even starts?

I think I may have overdone it by spaking that retarded Jesus parable.

If you look at Sec. 7.9.6 in the city's ordinance, you'll see that part A says:

See Section 50, Article IV of the City Code of Ordinances for requirements for special events not specifically defined below.

Part A is written this way so that they can add more parts (C, D, E, etc.) without having to also modify part A. For now, there's only one kind of special event defined below: a party house (part B).

If a judge decides the wiggers are running a party house, they're in trouble because the ordinance unambiguously states that a party house is unlawful without a permit.

What is a party house? In the ordinance, we see that a party house is:

A [dwelling] which is used for the purpose of hosting a commercial event.

Obviously, the house is a dwelling, so we just need to know whether running season 5 there counts as a commercial event. Part B says:

For this definition, commercial event includes parties, ceremonies, receptions or similar large-scale gatherings where a fee is charged for the use of the dwelling unit, whether or not the attendees are charged entry to the event; or parties, ceremonies, receptions or similar large-scale gatherings where attendees are charged entry.

Since large-scale is vague and open to interpretation, let's assume the judge decides season 5 is large-scale.

Granting the large-scale bit, season 5 might qualify as a commercial event in one of two ways:

1. A fee (i.e., rent) is charged for the use of the house.
   • Because the owner of the house is "a celebrated actor, director, and executive producer known for his incredible range and impressive body of work," it's possible that the wiggers might have hired him to help with production. After being hired, the owner might have decided to allow season 5 to be filmed at his house at no charge.
   • If the owner of the house is not involved with production and instead is acting as a landlord, season 5 might qualify as a commercial event.
2. Attendees are charged entry.
   • If the wiggers let someone like Dr-Cross pay to come visit the house, reasonable observers might construe this as charging entry.

If the wiggers manage to avoid these traps, they probably aren't running a party house, so we need to look at Section 50, Article IV of the City Code of Ordinances to see whether they might be subject to any provisions there.

Here, we find the part about city streets:

Gatherings or activities that take place on private property and that make no use of city streets, other than for lawful parking, are not subject to the provisions of this article, but shall comply with all other requirements specified by ordinance as to the use of residential property.

What counts as a use of city streets? That isn't spelled out, but we can speculate about some activities that might:

• Leaving a dumpster on the street out front
• Using a streaming backpack to record contestants roaming the city
• Unlawful street parking

Surely, they're aware of all this...

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

 

[Agares]

While we're on the subject of a huge flaming flaggot, Binx's simps reported El Estanque YouTube stream. I don't know why they did this, but I assume they doesn't want to see Binx near TJ anymore, they were already pretty pissed after hearing that Binx gonna come to the pond. They were able to struck down the YouTube livestream but their Kick stream still available. All screenshots courtesy of Sean D Sarcasm.
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Spoiler: Screenshots

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One of the simp talking to Sean.
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Binx defending her simps.
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She sure cultivated such a supportive, understanding community. Reminds me of those Japanese idol stans that viciously turn against their idols if they find out she has a boyfriend.

 

[malt ipecac]

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Looks like RAW Mini Cones. An excellent choice for the adult tobacco smoker looking to chief a teenth in a hurry!

Interestingly, Bam's attorneys told the Philadelphia NBC affiliate that he's scheduled to be in court on April 7, 2026, which is less than four weeks from the start of the show. The docket number for his case is CP-29-CR-0000002-2026.

Unfortunately, that article is the best source I managed to find. The court hasn't posted an update since his arraignment on February 3, 2026, so I can't confirm whether the April 7 appearance has been rescheduled.

 

[._.]

The fishtank community is so fucking gay dude.

He should have cast more fans!!!!! They wouldnt have time to fuck with the property manager if they were trying to fuck Binx instead!

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

Dawn of the final day

Do you think this season’s contestants are going to have a theme?

Black or Indian tank would be fun but I assume we’re going to get a bunch of S4 rejects

 

[GGSurvivor]

Rewatched some the of the season 4 highlights and I actually am excited for S5. I remember being glued to the stream for days 1-3 until Jin got kicked and really did enjoy Rachel's blackhole.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Sam and the rest of MDE were huge fans of Jackass and Bam Margera back in the day. I mean, most white dudes his age loved that shit back in the early 00s but Sam said Jackass was a huge influence on him. He keeps a framed photo of Bam editing one of the CKY videos at his desk.

 

[semitooth]

Sam and the rest of MDE were huge fans of Jackass and Bam Margera back in the day. I mean, most white dudes his age loved that shit back in the early 00s but Sam said Jackass was a huge influence on him. He keeps a framed photo of Bam editing one of the CKY videos at his desk.

it's a fuckin awesome pic