🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
God I hope its not real... No way its happening again.
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The funny thing about this clip is glove humour. If you pay attention she says "we take the gloves off" and if you pause the video you'll find her holding a glove. Reasons like that is why I'm a Fishtank Fan. It's subtle humour that goes over the head of most but when you really pay attention it's actually highly intelligent. That's why I'm excited for season 5 and already bought the full season pass.
 
i hate jet nepstein for not getting proper permits, but I hate faggots that try to get my retard show cancelled even more
in reality it's best if the new season doesn't even start instead of this happening after two weeks and every viewer getting blue balled like the last two times. mr beast, kai cenat, all of those faggot normie streamers/youtubers film all their shit inside of a warehouse, why do these brainless retards just not do the same thing? is it really better to save some money not having to build a set if you end up bleeding thousands of pissed off viewers and not even making money for the full six weeks? I don't understand the logic.

maybe there is something we are missing and they are allowed to film there, or they are somehow not even filming at that house. but if that's not the case, then Jet needs to get fired from running fishtank for real, it's just incomprehensible how fucking stupid you have to be to do the same thing a third time in a row. I am leaning more toward us not knowing something and jumping to conclusions, because it's really hard to believe that somebody would be this idiotic.
 
The funny thing about this clip is glove humour. If you pay attention she says "we take the gloves off" and if you pause the video you'll find her holding a glove. Reasons like that is why I'm a Fishtank Fan. It's subtle humour that goes over the head of most but when you really pay attention it's actually highly intelligent. That's why I'm excited for season 5 and already bought the full season pass.
You won't find high level analysis like this on reddit or 4chan. This is why KF remains the best place to discuss Fishtank!
 
A retarded man once visited the Sandy Springs Film Production Permits page, and on that page one sentence stood out from the rest:
All film productions require an application and should request a meeting with staff.
On that page, the man clicked on Film Production Permit Policy. He believed he had found the relevant law, and proceeded to email Sarah Weigle, MBA, who in good faith assumed he was not retarded.

Another man, also retarded but more patient, noticed the Film Production Permit Policy is just a three-page excerpt from a larger document, the Special Event Permit Policy. There, the definition of Special Event on the first page says:
Gatherings or activities that take place on private property and that make no use of City streets, other than for lawful parking, are not subject to the provisions of this article, but shall comply with all other requirements specified by ordinance as to the use of residential property or commercial property.

A third man, merely slow, scorned these documents entirely. He consulted the city's Code of Ordinances, which states:
Gatherings or activities that take place on private property and that make no use of city streets, other than for lawful parking, are not subject to the provisions of this article, but shall comply with all other requirements specified by ordinance as to the use of residential property.
 
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Is Bam Margera actually funny or entertaining in and of himself? Especially nowadays. People watched Jackass because they did dumb, wacky stuff like getting shot with tasers. If Bam is not going to be getting shot with a taser, does he bring anything to the table as Fishtank host?

Feel free to share recent clips of him demonstrating any kind of comedic chops if there's something I've missed.
I think that he'll be able to relate to the fish well because, like them, he knows what it's like to go through a lot of torment on camera.
 
Who is slackerblue?

This point is moot, but he's pretty obviously wrong about the meaning of '—' in that chart. Why not just link to the actual source? There, you'll see:
Use Not Permitted (—) in a cell indicates that a use is not permitted in the respective district.
'—' doesn't mean "no permit required." It means "you can't even ask for a permit to do this."
 
I think there's a good reason they chose the Atlanta area.

Sure a-logging retards can convince local city government retards that the retards in this house are a special kind of evil but this hasn't happened yet so just wait and see. It will be funny either way.
 
The party house ordinance in the locale is about commercial events. Events as in concerts, weddings, etc.

From what I can find Googling, there's no rules against commercial filming in R1 zoning if you have the property owner's permission in Georgia. Localities might have permit requirements though.
Basically, my read is that as long as they're covered under Section 50, Article IV, they're okay. The only way that they would not be covered by Section 50, Article IV, is if a judge decides they're running a "party house." The ordinance says the following about a "party house":

A...unit...used for the purpose of hosting a commercial event. For this definition, commercial event includes parties, ceremonies, receptions or similar large-scale gatherings where a fee is charged for the use of the dwelling unit, whether or not the attendees are charged entry to the event; or parties, ceremonies, receptions or similar large-scale gatherings where attendees are charged entry.
"Large-scale" seems intentionally nebulous. Is a 20-person gathering "large-scale?"

The hard requirement is that a fee is charged for the use of the dwelling unit. I certainly hope Javier McIntosh isn't receiving a fee for the use of his dwelling unit. I saw someone posted earlier that he's a big time producer/influencer. Maybe they're just paying him for that?
 
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