Containment Random Chris Updates

[Ammyterasu]

I was doing some snooping and found Chris’s BlueSky alt: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ct6o5qlhqovh3he2zxh6tzxj

Good job! Unsurprisingly he's using that to ban evade and stalk the brony analysts.

 

[TheMightyCluck]

Good job! Unsurprisingly he's using that to ban evade and stalk the brony analysts.

Ah ha! That's my theory too!

Biggest question is which con will he strike next.

 

[ASeabear8952]

sixteen

That was his 18th.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Right, sorry.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

That was his 18th.

More like SIXTH seeing as he spent it watching Good Burger and unwrapping coloring book presents.

 

[TheMightyCluck]

More like SIXTH seeing as he spent it watching Good Burger and unwrapping coloring book presents.

Wonder if he had orange cream soda with that cake.

 

[Weird Sardine]

Wonder if he had orange cream soda with that cake.

It was orange Fanta. Go read a Christory book.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

It was orange Fanta. Go read a Christory book.

Oh, but he turned that orange Fanta into orange cream soda!

 

[TheMightyCluck]

It was orange Fanta. Go read a Christory book.

Google Chat GPT says it is a fruit-flavored carbonated beverage.

So there.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Chris Chan orbiters are somehow more intelligent yet even more retarded than Chris Chan at the same time. TWO HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS.

 

[WelshChu]

Chris Chan orbiters are somehow more intelligent yet even more retarded than Chris Chan at the same time. TWO HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS.

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Currently ridiculously hammered

what the FUCK is this lmao, I just wanna drink long island iced teas with my boy Ian Brandon Anderson and ignore shitty art made by a man nearing his 5os

 

[TheMightyCluck]

Chris Chan orbiters are somehow more intelligent yet even more retarded than Chris Chan at the same time. TWO HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS.

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I guess starving orphans don't matter.

Why not K-pop demon Hunter's? I want to see the scale on the tiger guy and three eye crow.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

I can't post new threads so can someone who has the permissions post a thread for the random daily reminders of CWC that you see out in the world? I mean look at this chair, I can't even go to a thrift shop without getting a subtle Chris Chan reference. And even the kitchen section of walmart isn't immune from the subtle curse of Chris Chan. It would be fun to see people all over the planet posting subliminal Chris Chan references they see in the wild in one thread. I'm curious to see how many pages of images we could get out of it.

 

[themarchivist2]

I can't post new threads so can someone who has the permissions post a thread for the random daily reminders of CWC that you see out in the world?

I would also appreciate such a thread.

 

[TheMightyCluck]

I can't post new threads so can someone who has the permissions post a thread for the random daily reminders of CWC that you see out in the world?

Yep, gonna get right on that.

Wait a minute you want a whole thread on it? Why not just post it in Random Thoughts and ideas?

The wanting the thread part not the posting random CWC picture thing.

I mean look at this chair, I can't even go to a thrift shop without getting a subtle Chris Chan reference. And even the kitchen section of walmart isn't immune from the subtle curse of Chris Chan. It would be a fun thread.

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Yeah...Subliminal CWC pics.

...yeah. I will say you do have a good eye for items that remind people of Chris. Yes. I'm not really sure what else to say about it.

 

[Cybertonia]

I mean look at this chair, I can't even go to a thrift shop without getting a subtle Chris Chan reference

This is the chair that you have to sit on in hell

 

[Black Yoshi]

Chris made a new "Captain's Log"

 

[Beardless Lenin]

Chris made a new "Captain's Log"

"C-Log 03182026" (March 18th 2026) archive

 

[TheMightyCluck]

Chris made a new "Captain's Log"

I see the detransitioning is going well.

What's the matter? Caden won't let Chris suck his tater tot of a cock anymore because the transformers videos aren't getting enough views?

Flutter doesn't want to give hand jobs to a tater cock and blow jobs to a bent duck anymore?

These videos are burning garbage.

 

[Honey Pie]

Chris made a new "Captain's Log"

Even after getting a galpal, traveling to Europe half the year, and getting lots of money to spend on toys, CWC still whines and complains about his life 24/7.