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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jet is talking to Vicky right now in the Corridor
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She is so insufferable. Reminds me of a BPD ex, holy shit.

She keeps telling Jet that she has lied to him for a month because she couldn't have her own Kratom and Vapes. Seems to be implying they told her that she can keep them, but Jet countered that they have them in the store. She's equating Kratom to anti depressants, so Jet equated his hot dog budget because he's a fat foodie, lol.
 
Woodsman said:
She is so insufferable. Reminds me of a BPD ex, holy shit.
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this is her entire life. always lashing out, always the victim. hardly even a human being. i dont know whether i want her to stay and continue crashing out every day, or leave right now because i cant stand her.

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You don't hate addicts enough
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its not just drugs. its cluster B. deep mental illness.
 
They cut the feed for the corridor after Jet began explaining how to ween off the Kratom and how he managed to get off morphine but the confessional tank cam is still working and we can hear it. Conversation keeps going in circles. Jet giving advice on how to win, move past this and she just keeps saying its not her fault and blaming others for her own actions. I really hate her.
 
Imagine being Vicky's family members, especially her parents (if she has parents). Sounds miserable.

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DogKiller is right. She's doing the whole "dindu nuffin" right now. Spiritual black woman.

Edit 2: Why the fuck is she talking to herself?
 
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Jet and Ben are doing a day one recap on director cam right now. He's saying that he will sometimes swap in like he did today. At night they will try to do recaps about what happened during the day. I'll try to transcribe:
  • Season 1 vibes ~ Ben
  • Jet is very happy with how its gone
  • Jet telling a story about Sam pulling him aside during S1 saying soak it in right now, it'll never be better but he feels like today surpassed it, he's never been more entertained. Big credit to the cast.
  • Ben - Its been a long time since we felt this way
  • Ben is discussing each contestant now
  • Ben's favorite contestant is James Drake, they've been trying to get him for 2 years. Ben says you can tell he's tv trained and Ben really likes him
  • Ben doesn't know about Vicki, he didn't know she'd be like this, knew she was a livewire but didn't know the crashout ordeal would happen with drinks. He hopes she will pull through
  • Jet - Vicki is the most delusional person he has ever talked to in the 27 years he's been on earth. Has no idea why she thinks the way she thinks. Wants to see her bounce back but he doesn't know. "Fuckin weird as in dark." Maybe this is how she is when shes drunk but I need to see some sanity there soon or I'm not gonna trust it.
  • Ben - Emma is a sleeper contestant. I see her in the background of activity and shes quiet but I can tell shes takin notes on people. I think she is really good. Emma is promising. Anisa is badass, very funny. Walked by Mohammed and slapped him in the face, I think shes going to be keeping people in check. She gives me good vibes. She killed the bar tending. Charity - Either love her or hate her, Ben loves her.
  • Jet - Charity is a normie, I respect that shes still her. Hes impressed
  • Ben - You guys love her laugh, don't lie.
  • Vance - Twins when hes up there filming its hard not to just follow the twins around. They are just so fascinating. If Bingo were to die, Bongo would be sad, but if Bongo died, Bingo would die too - from a tweet Vance saw, lol.
  • Ben - Mohammed - He pisses everyone off. Ben does not like him. He thinks hes annoying. The whole prayer and Islam shit is annoying. Mohammed has to get it together but what a character. Landon - Hes got lasting power. Landon is good
  • Jet - Bezo is a sleeper. You guys won't like him, cause hes gay. I don't think he will be top but hes a troll. Hes cringe but hes gonna be top. Hes the evil troll reditor. Hes the head fishtank redditor mod. JD is classic. Reddit humor, he has a place in the house. People are bugging out about resources, its gonna be tough but if you work hard you will get paid. There will be jobs tomorrow. Vicki on the move, she ended up going to the bathroom.
  • Jet does not want Vicki to leave but there is a level of delusion there.
  • Wants currency to be valuable. Old challenges in previous seasons were not as polished. They used to grade it will be who does the worst. But now its about whos the top, and the 2nd layer is the top performer gets to pick who goes home. Calls it the bullet mechanic. All about social mechanics and who they top performers like.
  • Stox is good for the cast and the , only elimination will be through this, won't always been Stox related eliminations.
  • James Drake is smart - did you see him drawing with the twins? Hes strategizing. What if they are on top on the next challenges? They won't pick him.
  • Doesn't want this to be poop house, needs to be something different.
  • Praises the crew, Matt, etc. Thanks the audience for coming back. Ben reiterates.
  • Couple hours the next episode (2) of Season 3 will be up soon, Jet is gonna have Wes get it up - Apparently its up now.
  • Jet and Ben would rather die than let the fans down again.
Thats all.
 
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Jackpot said:
I actually think this was a good call. Incentivising devision by making someone call the thieves out.

I think they should establish a rule that if you keep your theft hidden for a certain segment of time you aren't punished and get to keep it. That way theft isn't discouraged, but being a bad thief is.
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Aren't you just describing black people tho?
 
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