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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I am once again begging for @TotallyNotAPsycho to be unbanned. I am on the edge of my seat waiting to hear his commentary on the twins and the other fistank women.

If this falls on deaf ears again I just hope he gets to talk to them on instagram after the show and see what they're really like in real life.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
corridor cam froze/died and now vicky's stuff is in front of the basement.

methinks she was on a something a little stronger than kratom and is ragequitting because of WD's
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BoinkNiggaSlapDadd said:
just when I think I can watch orbs
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they need to call in an exorcist this season. the house is clearly haunted. vicky's junkie spidey-sense is picking up on it, and the twins obviously have a connection to the demonic. bashir is constantly invoking the spirit of an evil pedophilic warlord, and benzo's tracking sodomy-spirits around wherever he goes. half these hoes probably have haunted wombs too.

send in The Vatican's best.
 
ackack99 said:
this is her entire life. always lashing out, always the victim. hardly even a human being. i dont know whether i want her to stay and continue crashing out every day, or leave right now because i cant stand her.
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You want her to stay, because the tank always feels a little empty after that season's designated Hated One leaves.
Mr.Bucket said:
Even more so because he has talked to Jon.
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He's talked to Rachel, extensively. That's a pretty high bar.
 
IFBB Pro Phil said:
He has the same manipulative and arrogant manner that anyone can see through immediately, and where he would have come from in terms of the Internet I can hardly even guess. I think he reminds me of Simbal because they both at some point clearly tried to "socialmaxx". You can clearly tell when someone isn't just normal and had to learn socializing from some kind of red pill content where everything is a veiled battle for masculine dominance and izzat protection.
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I think his dad is half Syrian. Could be some kind of 3rd world nepo baby mentality.

Someone should do a remix of Rhinestone Cowboy with a muezzin prayer call thrown in.

He's probably gonna have a spergout about how all Jews should be destroyed sooner or later.
 
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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
You want her to stay, because the tank always feels a little empty after that season's designated Hated One leaves.
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Agree. I don't get how we're 5 seasons in and people still don't realise how important hate magnets are on this. They annoy us, but they annoy the fish tenfold because they have to be in close proximity with them.

We want tension and we want people to be annoyed. Friendtank fucking sucks.

Vicky is vile, pathetic, weak-willed addict, and her presence nauseates me... Which is exactly why she has to stay.
 
This is my first Fish Tank after just seeing memes over the years, and as a reality fan, this was a banger first episode for ANY show I have seen. It had everything a producer could ask for. At first, I was really suspicious of character choices, but now, honestly, I get them all.

Emma IS the sleeper, near with Anise in second. Bingo and Bongo are just TV gold, as well as Landon. I want Landon or JD to win but I think Emma is one of those people who takes a few days to really find themselves in a group.

Sad to see Sam not hosting, but if he chose these people, I can see why.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
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eating breakfast alone for religious reasons, wearing a karate gi, watching maejok labubu brainrot. i'm thinking kino is back on the menu.
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I immediately became invested when I saw there's a muslim in the cast. It's going to be funny as shit. Hearing the call to prayer once or twice is tolerable, but I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for it to blast early in the morning. I hope the other fish beat him up.
 
Born2Sneed said:
Maybe they thought selling drugs in the house was a bad idea and switched the kratom pills for herbal stuff. That might be why vicky is going crazy mode without knowing she is kratom crashing.
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i'm betting she was sold 7oh by some jeet vape shop owner as "kratom extract pills"

she mentioned she's only been doing it for a month and doesn't have experience with opiates. she probably got them to "make quitting weed easier" because she figured/was told she could do kratom on the show
she's mentioned daily drinker -> compulsive stoner to stop drinking -> kratom to stop smoking. just absolutely raped by her need to constantly be dorked out on something.

the wiggers probably provided normal extract, leaves, powder, whatever that they got from a more legitimate vendor, and she's realizing she's actually addicted to the stuff because the normal stuff isn't hitting as hard.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Yeah man, you can waltz up to the Atlanta PD, a major US metro with a glut of gun crime, and tell them "Hey man if anyone calls and says someone has a gun, just shrug it off, cool?"
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Stop being retarded. All you have to do is pick up the phone and start a dialogue, it's not that fucking hard. How do you midwits think people get the police involved in larger public events like Ren Faires, music festivals, and parades? You really think the cops just show up to this or do you think it starts with a phone call/email?

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This was either the best or the second best day 1 of FT so far, the competition of course being S3 with Burt. A lot of fun stuff happened and we got a good read on all the fish right away.

I enjoyed the little twist they gave on the usual day 1 challenge by having it be ICE instead of RICE. That was kinda funny.

Bam is totally solid as a host, he has stories for days which I like. He's definitely not going to be as involved as Sam, and of course he's a completely different character than Sam. I'll miss Sam but Bam is fine and last night showed Sam doesn't have to be there for the show to be good.

No AI SFX...yet. Hope it stays that way. AI SFX sucks. Regular SFX is great. We NEED Hysterical Breakup back.

The first elimination being effectively voting (top stox fish gets to choose who to eliminate) is so fucking gay and shows Jet still hasn't learned his lesson from S3. This WILL result in one of the most entertaining fish getting kicked. Kill Jet. Rape Jet. Behead Jet.

As usual, some of the best content happens after I go to bed with my normie American bedtime. :lossmanjack: I'm used to it now though, it is what it is toobz.

I do like the occasional cuts to production where Jet explains things or gives his thoughts, provided it doesn't interrupt real content. It's only a matter of time.

My thoughts on the contestants so far (in no particular order):

Bingo and Bongo: Some of my favorites this season, they're retarded but in an entertaining way. Them reading the instructions on camera for the detective job but still fucking up with the fine later on was great. When I first saw them enter the tank I thought it would be funny to handcuff them together so they HAVE to do everything together but they already kinda do. They've got potential if production can keep exploiting their penchant to wander around acting weird.

Victoria: Vicky sucks so bad in all the best ways for this show. She's a totally hopeless addict who can NOT handle being told no or being made fun of. She went on the show thinking she could hang out and get some fans and she's shown she will crack under pressure. Lots of Sylvia comparisons but Sylvia wasn't nearly this unstable. Vicky is a mentally ill junkie freak and if (and that's a big "if") they can string her along long enough she can print money. Right now she's easily the best TTS magnet because she crashes out every time they press her. There is a 0% chance she makes it the full 4 weeks. She will crash out and either quit or get kicked. One thing I appreciate about chat is how many Keno Kasino members there are, they pegged Vicky as a junkie the second they started going through her bag.

James Drake: This guy is whatever. He's some normie from Backstage, Ben really likes him but I don't see it. He's at best the first or second elimination in a subpar Big Brother season. I don't think he's got anything really valuable for Fishtank.

Bashir: The TTS abuse will drop off in the days to come as he's shown it doesn't really affect him (Vicky is a far more appealing TTS target right now), we'll see how he does long term. I'm not counting him out but I think his shtick will get old fast.

Charity: She's annoying but also likeable, she's easily the most extroverted fish, if she can handle the edginess of the show (some of her reactions to TTS last night made me question her longevity) I think she's got potential. Not a winner though.

JD: Boring. Nontent.

Emma: BORING. NONTENT. We already have people in chat treating her like Ellie as Potential Contestant. SHE'S GONNA GET WILD ANY DAY NOW. SHE'S BIDING HER TIME. Wrong twice more, stalker. Emma is BORING, NONTENT.

Bezo: He impressed me with his pressing of Bashir last night. He's still a fag though and from what I saw last night's SWAT was related to him. His enemies tried what Skull Hyde failed to.

Anissa: I almost forgot she was on the show. I'm not gonna totally count her out because she's less like wallpaper than Emma but she hasn't impressed me yet.

Landon: I like him. He's very autistic but in an endearing way. He might be impervious to social manipulation too.

Not a bad day 1 at all, we'll see where it goes.

Shoutout to chat, great people to watch the show with.
 
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