Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I'm pretty sure if you're 150 lbs it's kinda up to genetics to determine how well your body deals with that. Your fat won't get stored in just one place u less you have kushings syndrome or something.

I doubt anyone has health problems directly from their weight at 150 that's silly. The human body can tolerate a little bit of fat just fine.
Fat can be distributed evenly, but it can also be distributed mainly in one area. Sometimes it can be through the bust, through the hips/thighs/butt, or through the stomach. There are plenty of people who have that issue.
As well, depending on the height that you are, 150 (distributed poorly, aka around the stomach), can definitely cause major health issues.
 
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Let's get off this topic and just leave it at "IF FATTY MCFATASS COULD EVER BE BOTHERED TO LOSE AT MINIMUM 50% OF HER BODYWEIGHT SHE WOULD BE BETTER OFF."

Everyone in this thread is as cringey as AL. There is no good metric that applies to everyone because everyone is different. Please stop shitting up the thread with something that will literally never happen anyway. Let's make fun of Hamber.
 
Let's get off this topic and just leave it at "IF FATTY MCFATASS COULD EVER BE BOTHERED TO LOSE AT MINIMUM 50% OF HER BODYWEIGHT SHE WOULD BE BETTER OFF."

Everyone in this thread is as cringey as AL. There is no good metric that applies to everyone because everyone is different. Please stop shitting up the thread with something that will literally never happen anyway. Let's make fun of Hamber.
Exactly, debating and using the BMI and all that shit is useless and spergy.
 
I have no idea what this thread has turned into.



back to the real issue at hand..... remember that picture of the filthy underwear of Becky's X and she said something to the effect of this is why I never wanted to have sex with her. What if doesn't really like to have sex with women either. Her ex is Nina, and now Nina is with Crystal. We know Krystal and Amber never had sex. My thoughts have been what if Becky doesn't mind how big Amber is and doesn't care about a sex life because she's not that into sex.
 
I have no idea what this thread has turned into.



back to the real issue at hand..... remember that picture of the filthy underwear of Becky's X and she said something to the effect of this is why I never wanted to have sex with her. What if doesn't really like to have sex with women either. Her ex is Nina, and now Nina is with Crystal. We know Krystal and Amber never had sex. My thoughts have been what if Becky doesn't mind how big Amber is and doesn't care about a sex life because she's not that into sex.

Exactly my thoughts. Amber said at one point on younow that she is def not asexual, is horny all the time, can pull tons of dick (literally & figuratively), etc. However, Rafe said that she was surprised to find out Becky was dating someone and that Becky rarely dated.

Amber has said that she & Becky do sexual things in the dark, but...the asexual theory on Becky is still pretty strong. At the least, Becky has a lot of hang ups about sex as well. This relationship seems like a load of bs. It's a rebound relationship. I think the Amber with Destiny was closest to the "real" Amber.
 
I think this thread would be a lot better if there was less speculation about things we can't possibly know (for example, is she a real lesbian or not and yes, I'm guilty of discussing that topic myself) and we focused on the abundance of content Amber provides us with YouNow and her videos.

She gives us a lot to make fun of, and I don't think the thread drift that happens here would be acceptable on the other subforums of the farms so we shouldn't engage in it either.
 
I have no idea what this thread has turned into.



back to the real issue at hand..... remember that picture of the filthy underwear of Becky's X and she said something to the effect of this is why I never wanted to have sex with her. What if doesn't really like to have sex with women either. Her ex is Nina, and now Nina is with Crystal. We know Krystal and Amber never had sex. My thoughts have been what if Becky doesn't mind how big Amber is and doesn't care about a sex life because she's not that into sex.


Wasn't the ex another girl called Sarah or something similar and not Nina? I read it a few pages ago :\
 
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The underwear girl is named Sara. I deleted the screen shots I had to clean up my laptop, but Eric (the "special guest" Amber had in a video/one of Becky's roommates) was the one who posted the underwear. Becky was commenting on the photos saying how gross Sara is. They were definitely not Nena's, and the post was from 2011. It looks like Eric, who posted the photos, has deleted it from Facebook.

Here are screenshots of the comment section I found. If I find the original post with photos I'll add them to this [found them :roll:].

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This is Eric's Facebook, who originally posted it. There are old posts with Sara and him having friendly banter:

https://www.facebook.com/ericsocute

And this is Sara:

https://www.facebook.com/sara.portenga?ref=br_rs

Also, lol yeah Becky ~so cute~
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The underwear girl is named Sara. I deleted the screen shots I had to clean up my laptop, but Eric (the "special guest" Amber had in a video/Becky's roommates) was the one who posted the underwear. Becky was commenting on the photos saying how gross Sara is. They were definitely not Nena's, and the post was from 2011. It looks like Eric, who posted the photos, has deleted it from Facebook.

Here are screenshots of the comment section I found. If I find the original post with photos I'll add them to this.


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This is Eric's Facebook, who originally posted it. There are old posts with Sara and him having friendly banter:

https://www.facebook.com/ericsocute

And this is Sara:

https://www.facebook.com/sara.portenga?ref=br_rs

I know being a terrible person is the norm for almost anyone in Amber's life but these people seem like absolute scum. I don't care how foul those panties were, how childish do you have to be to post them online?

Also lmao at Becky acting like such a strong victim for being in a relationship with someone she found disgusting inside and out. No wonder she and Amber have such a strong relationship.
 
I wasn't saying the underwear were I wasn't saying the underwear were Nina's. I'm saying she didn't want to have sex with Sarah a person that she was with for a while. It also shows you how salty everyone around Becky really is. Amber is going to be in a world of hurt when they break up and Becky's crew starts dishing the real dirt on her.
 
I think this is quite telling about Becky. She admits to being a good actor and a liar. I've felt this relationship with Amber was a bit of a scam, and this pretty much confirms it for me. Now all I have to figure out is the "why"? What is Becky up to? View attachment 243096

She made herself look desperate saying she closes an eye even with things that disgust her just to have a friendship. Only a dumb person would expect credit for it.
This is too low, If a friend posted something like this about an ex partner of mine I would have told him to delete that shit.
It doesn't matter how awful the relationship was, at some point it was ok for her to be with the person so even if she lost respect for her at least she should have shown some for herself. I wonder what will they do if they get tired of Amberlynn's bs.
 

Specifically, deathfat lesbians in a small hick town filled with the kind of folks who probably don't take too kindly to lesbians or deathfats. Insular little groups like the one Hamber inhabits now exist all over the country in towns like hers. There's something about a small town that makes these little groups even more protective of their existence--and seems to make it even harder to eject problematic members. Hell, everyone in that group might qualify as problematic elsewhere. But in their group, they're more than family. Bet y'all money that Hamber personally knows every single supermorbidly obese lesbian within 50 miles of her trotters, in the same way that a non-Japanese person living in a small Japanese town knows every non-Japanese person in town by face if not by name.

It used to just shock me to see how people in those kinds of groups in those kinds of small towns acted toward each other. At least it did till I moved to one. Even someone who'd totally pissed everyone off could show up at a member's door at 2 a.m. to demand a USB cable or something. And he could do this with an expectation of getting what he'd asked for, even if he also had a widely-known reputation as a guy who never returned what he borrowed! He also assumed, correctly, that if someone gave him trouble, he could get help from the tough guys in our group. Or money. Or drugs. Once someone qualified as a group member, he could draw upon those perks forever.

Someone who hasn't lived in such a tiny town might not get why Hamber is tolerated in this crowd like she is. This all looks perfectly normal to me, right down to Dustin taking 2 hours a day out of her life to care for Hamber's poor neglected pets. Groups like the Monster Squad are easy pickings for shameless predators like Hamber. They have no natural defenses against that kind of opportunistic manipulation. Eventually if this keeps going we'll see an epic meltdown to end all meltdowns, and a week later Hamber will blog about going to a restaurant with her Squad like nothing happened. The cycle will continue on.
 
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I don't know if it's been posted yet, but Becky has a meme IG in addition to her new Kate Winslet one lmao

https://www.instagram.com/hot_potato_bizkit/

Also something I found funny....Amber said Becky can "kind of cook some things" in her last YouNow stream, but Becky had a cook/dietary position at her previous job:

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This was on Becky's old FB account that I guess she doesn't use anymore (https://www.facebook.com/becky.williams.359?fref=ufi).
Entertaining that Destiny follows Becks' IG.
Also you can get a better idea of what Becks' face looks like on her old FB.
 
5'3" and 150lbs is fat now? You people have a really fucked up view on weight if someone actually thinks like that. A couple extra pounds doesn't make anyone fat, maybe a bit chubby but that isn't dangerous if you eat healthy and do something active from time to time. If amber would ever get to 150lbs she would definitely not be fat because she would still easily have 10-20lbs of loose skin on her.

5'3" and 150lbs is most def. overweight, even if you might not look it (especially in America these days lol). Obviously you're not gonna drop dead at age 30 with that weight, but the increased risks of heart disease, diabetes, and high blood pressure are well established for the majority of people with overweight BMIs and so-called "visceral fat" (unless you're a bodybuilder or something, obviously). That's just a medical fact.

Anyway, let's get back on track. Imagine an alternate universe where Amberlynn loses ~300lbs and carries around a wheelbarrow full of loose skin :shit-eating:
 
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