Morons. Utter fucking morons that make the Rat Kings look smart given that Phil makes a point to cut off his victims from the outside world by banning it when he can.Don't know if it's been mentioned yet, but some of Phil's new patrons just seem to be others trying to get some free traffic to their's.
From the Patron post from Feb 6, 2 comments within a span of 4 days, both with their own patreons, posted the same thing:
More like this, honestly.
I could see a fight between a sword-wielding Phil and a gun-wielding thief ending a little something like this.
What kind of idiot display something like that there? Oh wait it's Phil.
"I wath blawking! Thath's bullthit, dood."
It's not for display it's for self-defense against potential intruders.
Fucking seriously? Unless if that thing is made of metal, he's better off with a baseball bat or something like that.
Phil can live in the safest place on earth and he'll still think people are out to get him.
Finally, DSP got his own version of CWC-Tok.
Phil has shown in exactly which rooms of his house all of the more expensive items are located. Speaking strictly hypothetically, a person would only need to be in there for a few minutes in order to clear the place out. His address is very common knowledge, and the gates at the end of his street are somewhat of a deterrent, but as evidenced the smaller one can easily be hopped over.
"Hey man, let's not really sword fight. Let's just do crotch chops at each other!"
